Pat Stories(PiE) 2

>Day Pat inon Earth

>You be the most gangsta playa in Philly.

>West Philadelphia to be exact

>Aight

>You be chillin' on yo step with a couple of yo homeboys

>Hootin and hollerin at all da passin girls

>An occasional mare would pass bye and if she pretty, ya boys would go ape crazy

>but there was always dis one grey nigga

>she always walk by and kinda scurry along faster when she had to walk past yo black asses

>ya boys would kinda just 'ppsssch' at her or mutter donkey and go back to doin nuttin

>it irked ya everytime they did this

>becuz man, you had a crush on this bitch

>fine as all hell

>dat grey coat

>dem succulent hips

>and dat hair

>aww lawdy dat hair

>smooth as silk ah bet

>ya know what, shiiiiieeet, today yous gonna introduce yoself

>You get yoself an idea

"AY!" all the bruthas shut up. "You black ass mothafuckas get off my step."

>"Nigga you crazy as shit talkin to me like that." one niglet stands to defy you

>but you are pat

"Bitch, i'm Pat!" You flex your muscles and sparkle a bit.

>Nuttin but audible "dayuuuuuuuums" could be herd.

"Word up girl scout!" You flash some intangible gang sign

>All the boys leave while you sit on your step.

"pussy ass niggas" you snort

>Then you wait

>and wait

>you look at yo fake rolodex

"maang she usually here by-"you're interrupted as you see her turn the corner

"Aw shit, here she come. dayum wat am i supposed to ax."

>She strolls by but this time she doesnt hurry past

>You catch her take a quick glimpse at you from the corner of her eye

"Wat? You aint neva seen a black man befo?"

>She cowers a bit as she squeaks out, "S-sorry..." and keeps walking

>Your thug heart instantly melts

"Ay, grey pone. Come back here."

>She stops again and looks back

>She takes a gulp and asks what."

"C'mon back ova here man."

>Once she is in front of ya you act as gentlemenly as possible.

"Ay lil horse, i'm sorry if i scared ya, ya heard?"

>"It's n-not a problem..."

"Aight, thats coo, so whats yo name?"

>"Octavia" She looks down at her hooves.

"Octavia huh? Dats a pree coo name ya got there." She smiles and looks down at here hooves.

>"T-thank you. What's your name?" She asks while still looking down

"You aint neva herd of Pat? Sheeiiit, how come u neva heard of me?"

>"I don't live in this part of town. I just come to visit my friend Vinyl."

"No shit? Man, she sell hella dope!"

>"Excuse me?" She glares at you.

"What? She sells sum of da dankest weed you can find!"

>She pushes you and walks away.

>Dis bitch is wack

"AY!" She continues walking so you get up and start joggin towards her.

>She starts running and screamin

>Aww shit, dis cant be happenin

>You pounce on her and close her muzzle.

"Ay, im sorry, kay. I didn't know you was gonna act like dat. If I let yo mouth go, you promise you aint gonna scream?"

>She nods

>You release your grasp and she immediately starts screaming

"Dayum, I didn't want to do this considerin i had thought u was beautiful and all dat."

>You pick her up and put her under your arm and walk to your house

>You go inside, You lock the door behind you with her in hand and set her down on the couch

"Now hold still while i go get som ducktape"

>She is frozen with fear.

>You come back with a hood on and some duct tape

>You wrap her up so she wouldnt go anywhere and just leave her on the couch

>then you go into the kitchen and make som popcorn

>You pop in a movie and start watching movies as you cuddle with her

>She cries throughout the whole movie as you caress her hair and sometimes smell it

>and hour and 20 minutes later and you are sitting there still holding her.

"You's a good watcher, you know dat octavia."

>She closes her eyes as she cries

"But ey, i don't like goin to bed without a lil action...ya feel me." You lean in real close to her face. "You gonna get l-loved tenderly, b-b-baka."

>lights fade out and the curtain drops

>everyone applauds