Title:           Pat Stories(PiE) 3
Author:          StolenTurtle
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/k05k2gfd
First Edit:      Monday 20th of May 2013 10:35:26 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 20th of May 2013 10:35:26 PM CDT

>Day Patricia Black ON earth
>You are studying the effects of some particle dismantler princess celestia brought to you
>OLD GOD TECH SHE CLAIMED
>You called her a bullshitter straight to her face
>You're Pat
>And aint no pat give a fuck
>Also you were fired from your job for calling the princess of another world a bullshitter
>two thumbs up (y) (y)
>But you stole the particle thing and thats why you have it
>Turns out it disintegrates anything in front of it
>You found out when you pointed at your house
>shame
>Oh well
>You're currently holding up a bank
>The girl behind the counter thought it was a nerf gun
>She nolonger exists in this world
>hue
>Anyways, they cough up 100billionmillion dollars
>You shoot the bags of dough
"It's not about the money." You lick your lips. "Its about sending a message."
>"Fuck you you stole that from batman."
>You shoot him
>le maymayface
>You walk outside and shoot a couple cars
>take the trolley to the statue of liberty
"POW HAHA!"
>The whole thing starts dissolving in air
>You laugh
>then you see people falling from inside the statue
>You feel sad and walk to your nonexitent home
>You sob into your hands of charcoal color
>Then you point the gun at yourself
"My only regret is not asking the cops why they didnt come for me."
>Poof
>you're gone
>Amen hallauahueya
>In memory of Phillip Banks 1988-20013