Orkinz Man! WAAAAAAGH

>"Oi Bozz, get a load uv deez gitz!" A shootaboy yells at a burly Warboss. "I'z tinkz iz sum kin' uv uh bug." He pokes it with his gun.

>"WAAAAAAGH! Derz betza nut be anyz bugz round herez!" He bellows with much power. "I'z gunnaz haf ta stikz zem'z wit me ax!"

>The black mess begins to move and soon begins to form a shape.

>"Uh...bozz." The shoota backs away from the blob. "Sumtinz hapnin."

>"Oi boyz," The blob is now formed into Chrysalis. "Get aloada dis grot!" The Warboss shouts and a crowd forms around her.

>"W-who or where am I?!" She shouts scared.

>"She speekz jus' like a humie!" One shouts from the crowd. "We'z shud 'ill 'er!"

>"No! Please don't!" She cries.

>Another Ork talks up. "Oi! I'z jus' ranz dat one ovaz jus' a few sekundz ago!"

>The Warboss looks down at the shivering bug pony. "It'z wuz 'it wif a trukk and wivved? WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" He booms. "Daz da orkiezt ork datz eva orked da orkiezt orkz in da orkz!"

>"Wut?" is all the other orkz could say.

>"Lizzen 'ere grot, we'z gonna getchu sum dakka fo' fightinz, ya 'ear?!" She taps her horn. "BOYZ! BRING SUM DAKKA!"

>A few minutes later and chrysalis is outfitted with enough guns to take on a squad of spehhss mareens.

>"WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!" The horde screams along with a bunch of chanting of dakka.

>Soon a whole brawl breaks out as Chrysalis stands there watching in horror at what is going on.

>All the orkz stop as they hear a screeching in the air.

>Then a few drop pods later and more hell breaks out.

>Poor Chrysalis.