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By: StolenTurtle on Dec 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.06 KB  |  hits: 56  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 288 in equestria
  2. >You were sitting in your house eating some french toast when you hear a knock
  3. >Putting down your spatula, you rub your temples
  4. >You knew exactly who it was
  5. >Walking to the door, you wonder what fetish she is going to guess today.
  6. >Upon opening the door, you see the CMC
  7. >This is much worse
  8. >"HEY ANON! WANNA HELP US GET OUR CU-"
  9. "No." you say as you slam the door
  10. >You hear whispering on the outside.
  11. >Then a beeping
  12. >You put your ear to the door.
  13. "What in the hell?" you mutter
  14. >That's all you were screaming after your door exploded.
  15. >Ponies came storming into your house screaming breach and clear over and over.
  16. >Why you
  17. >That's when the CMC come bounding in.
  18. "What did you retards do?!" you say grabbing Sweetie Belle
  19. >She smiles
  20. >"We wanted to be *Crack voice goes here* Cutie Mark Drug Busters!"
  21. >wat
  22. >You look over your shoulder at where your stash of weed should be
  23. >There is a police pone holding your bag and smirking at you
  24. "I have glaucoma" is all you blurted out.
  25. >You are sitting in jail with screwloose.
  26. >Today was good day
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