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>Day Conquest in EQ
>It's been 15 years since your men have been deployed in this cartoony land.
>All you do is stand by and watch to make sure a threat doesn't pop up.
>Celestia's orders.
>You really, really hate it here.
>Last time you probably saw action was 3 months ago.
>Something called parasprites tried to eat everything.
>Nothing more than a flamethrower did the trick.
>Wiped them clean off this pastel world.
>Now, you're probably wondering how we got here.
>Turns out Area 51 was chock full of theoretical scientists trying to cross dimensions.
>Well, as you can probably see, they fuckin' did it.
>Which! In America's mind, was a new world to explore and claim.
>When our squad got sent through, we were in a desert.
>But not just any desert, this desert had a huge termite mound. Riddled with holes.
>We sent a couple of men to scout the area.
>It wasn't five minutes until they came running back, chased by at least 50 giant bugs.
>We now know they are called changelings.
>Anyways, they started shooting green laser beams which in response, we returned fire.
>Everyone of them were killed.
>We all felt like 'Starship Troopers.'
>Cheering all around.
>Once done, we sent a couple of our men back through the portal.
>That's right, we can cross back and forth.
>And wouldn't you know it.
>30 minutes later and a whole battalion was coming through.
>Fucking Abrams tanks coming through, Apaches, BTRs, about 50 rangers specialized in desert survival.
>The only message.
>Conquer.
>You found it amusing when they said 'Conquer'
>This dimension had life.
>What if it had sentient lifeforms?
>What if they posed a threat?
>Meh, we'll just free the shit out of them was all you could say.
>After a moderate army was sent through, you went to the headquarters tent.
>Inside was a map laid out.
>They already had a large portion of the desert mapped out.
>Probably sent in a bunch of drones to scan while you were setting up.
>They say the desert stopped and beyond that, was lush green forests.
>But their main objective was to see about the spire or the termite mound.
>They sent out a group of men with two tanks to see if there were anymore changelings.
>When they came back, boy was everyone shocked.
>The tanks were covered in green blood, gooey shit.
>But that's not what everyone was surprised about
>They had a bigger changeling in a net
>And it was talking
>Well actually screaming at them
>She kept trying to shoot the tanks which would only leave a small scorch
>Once brought into base camp, everyone surrounded her
>Whispering among each other
>She must have become irritated because she demanded silence with a loud booming voice
>Everyone went quiet
>Well, except for Mac
>You recall him saying, "Oh shut the fuck up you whiney cheeselegged bughorse."
>Immediately, everyone erupted into laughter
>She began to cry
>We laughed harder
>This went on for about 10 minutes
>After finally stifling our laughter, we cut her down and tied her up
>Time to interrogate
>15mins later...
>She is still crying.
>For fucks sake!
>She keeps blubbering about wanting to just go home.
>She didn't mean no harm.
>Now you are trying to calm down a cheese horse.
>So humiliating.
>You finally manage to calm her down.
>In which she got mad again.
>You watched her horn light up.
>Oh fuck no time to du-
>A green bolt hits you in the face.
>It does nothing.
>It actually just slides off your face.
"Guess that doesn't work on me bughorse." you say with a smirk.
>She must have known she had no other options, so she played her Queen card.
>In which you promptly replied with a slap and a middle finger.
"I am a god damn American, bitch. Your queen card doesn't mean shit to me. Where I'm from, we are all free!"
>She gives you an appalled face.
>You don't know if it's from the slap or your mini rant.
>Whatever, this thing just tried to kill you.
>She is glaring at you.
>So you get right up in her face, which shocks her.
"That's what I thought." You take a deep breath. "So what are you? Are you the only sentient beings here? Why did you attack my men when you saw them?"
>She sticks her nose in the air and looks away, making a 'Hmmpf!' noise in the process.
"What the fuck is wrong with you? You were just crying, then yelling, and now your acting like a 4 year old."
>Still nothing
>Good god routine now
>Getting up, you walk behind her
"C'mon now, you can tell me." You began to rub her back. "I'll promise to be nice. I'll even think about letting you go home."
>You are treating her like your Caucasian orcharka and she is leaning into your hand.
>She is feeling more relaxed, so you scratch the back of her ear.
>Her eyes pop open and she gasps.
>"DON'T DO THAT TO ME!"
"Okay, okay. So are you going to answer my questions or what?"
>"I suppose.." She looks down, "But only if you untie my front hooves and get me off this chair."
"Deal."
>She tells you everything you need to know.
>About all the sentient beings and who she was.
>After you got all the info, you whispered in her ear.
"Thanks."
>You're a man of your and you untie her hooves and let her stand up.
>To your surprise, she doesn't try to kill.
"Well. I'm glad you didn't fly off like a maniac, otherwise you would have been shot out of the air."
>"Yes. I've saw what you creatures are able to do."
"Oh right, your dead followers."
>Wow, that came out rough.
>"Yes, but the thing with us is that if one of my subjects falls, 2 replace him."
"Riiiighhht....anyways, i'll take you to the medical bay and get you patched up."
>"That would be grand. What about food?"
"Sure, why not. You can come get some chow with me."
>She merely nods as you motion for the tents flap.
>The second you walk out, at least 10 soldiers have their weapons honed in on Chrysalis.
"Stand down soldiers. I have everything under control."
>They all nod and disperse.
>"Are you their leader?"
"Somewhat."
>"Oh. So I will be safe with you until we get to hospital bay?"
"Yup, or if you wanted, you can just fly away right now."
>She flairs out her wings and is about to jump before you stop her, remembering you forgot to tell anyone not to shoot her.
"Whoa, wait!"
>"Why?"
"I forgot to give orders to not shoot you."
>Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she lands next to you.
>"You said you can keep me safe right?"
"Right"
>With that, you two walk to the medical bay, chrysalis walking very close to you.
>After 30 minutes of explaining to the medics to patch Chrysalis up so she can get the fuck out of here, they finally give in.
>You don’t even understand why the hell they were questioning you, but whatever.
“Okay. You’re patched up. I’ll send word to my men not to shoot your ass when you take off.”
>She nods as you pick up your radio and give the orders. She only smiles as you tell her she can go now. At first she looked around hesitantly, and then took to the skies.
>Later in the day
>Men are still shuffling around. The sounds of vehicles moving are constant. The occasional tank would roll on by, helicopters taking off, leaving the faint beating of their rotors in the distance.
>You, yea you’re just sitting on a crate, trying to fend off the heat.
“Holy shit is it fucking hot!” You wipe the sweat from your face. “It’s like the fucking sun just started to focus in on us!”
>Mac hears you complaining and decides to see about what.
>”Hey Capt., what are you bitching about now?”
>You only point at the sweat on your shirt.
>He laughs, “Aww, is the big bad captain getting a little fussy about the heat?”
“Yea, yea, fuck you too.” You stand up. “Is there anything I can do around here?”
>”Besides nothing? Nothing.”
“I thought you wou-“
>”Would what?”
“Shh, shh, shut the fuck up.” The both of you are quiet. “Do you hear that?”
>A familiar buzzing hits your ears.
“What the hell?” You look to the sky.
>In the distance, all you see is blackness.
>You notice that all everyone else has stopped to look into the skies.
>For the longest moment you hear nothing. Everything was silent. You look to your right and see Mac staring into the sky. As you look left, all you see is a group of men staring into the sky.

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>Day Conquest in EQ
>It's been 15 years since your men have been deployed in this cartoony land.
>All you do is stand by and watch to make sure a threat doesn't pop up.
>Celestia's orders.
>You really, really hate it here.
>Last time you probably saw action was 3 months ago.
>Something called parasprites tried to eat everything.
>Nothing more than a flamethrower did the trick.
>Wiped them clean off this pastel world.
>Now, you're probably wondering how we got here.
>Turns out Area 51 was chock full of theoretical scientists trying to cross dimensions.
>Well, as you can probably see, they fuckin' did it.
>Which! In America's mind, was a new world to explore and claim.
>When our squad got sent through, we were in a desert.
>But not just any desert, this desert had a huge termite mound. Riddled with holes.
>We sent a couple of men to scout the area.
>It wasn't five minutes until they came running back, chased by at least 50 giant bugs.
>We now know they are called changelings.
>Anyways, they started shooting green laser beams which in response, we returned fire.
>Everyone of them were killed.
>We all felt like 'Starship Troopers.'
>Cheering all around.
>Once done, we sent a couple of our men back through the portal.
>That's right, we can cross back and forth.
>And wouldn't you know it.
>30 minutes later and a whole battalion was coming through.
>Fucking Abrams tanks coming through, Apaches, BTRs, about 50 rangers specialized in desert survival.
>The only message.
>Conquer.
>You found it amusing when they said 'Conquer'
>This dimension had life.
>What if it had sentient lifeforms?
>What if they posed a threat?
>Meh, we'll just free the shit out of them was all you could say.
>After a moderate army was sent through, you went to the headquarters tent.
>Inside was a map laid out.
>They already had a large portion of the desert mapped out.
>Probably sent in a bunch of drones to scan while you were setting up.
>They say the desert stopped and beyond that, was lush green forests.
>But their main objective was to see about the spire or the termite mound.
>They sent out a group of men with two tanks to see if there were anymore changelings.
>When they came back, boy was everyone shocked.
>The tanks were covered in green blood, gooey shit.
>But that's not what everyone was surprised about
>They had a bigger changeling in a net
>And it was talking
>Well actually screaming at them
>She kept trying to shoot the tanks which would only leave a small scorch
>Once brought into base camp, everyone surrounded her
>Whispering among each other
>She must have become irritated because she demanded silence with a loud booming voice
>Everyone went quiet
>Well, except for Mac
>You recall him saying, "Oh shut the fuck up you whiney cheeselegged bughorse."
>Immediately, everyone erupted into laughter
>She began to cry
>We laughed harder
>This went on for about 10 minutes
>After finally stifling our laughter, we cut her down and tied her up
>Time to interrogate
>15mins later...
>She is still crying.
>For fucks sake!
>She keeps blubbering about wanting to just go home.
>She didn't mean no harm.
>Now you are trying to calm down a cheese horse.
>So humiliating.
>You finally manage to calm her down.
>In which she got mad again.
>You watched her horn light up.
>Oh fuck no time to du-
>A green bolt hits you in the face.
>It does nothing.
>It actually just slides off your face.
"Guess that doesn't work on me bughorse." you say with a smirk.
>She must have known she had no other options, so she played her Queen card.
>In which you promptly replied with a slap and a middle finger.
"I am a god damn American, bitch. Your queen card doesn't mean shit to me. Where I'm from, we are all free!"
>She gives you an appalled face.
>You don't know if it's from the slap or your mini rant.
>Whatever, this thing just tried to kill you.
>She is glaring at you.
>So you get right up in her face, which shocks her.
"That's what I thought." You take a deep breath. "So what are you? Are you the only sentient beings here? Why did you attack my men when you saw them?"
>She sticks her nose in the air and looks away, making a 'Hmmpf!' noise in the process.
"What the fuck is wrong with you? You were just crying, then yelling, and now your acting like a 4 year old."
>Still nothing
>Good god routine now
>Getting up, you walk behind her
"C'mon now, you can tell me." You began to rub her back. "I'll promise to be nice. I'll even think about letting you go home."
>You are treating her like your Caucasian orcharka and she is leaning into your hand.
>She is feeling more relaxed, so you scratch the back of her ear.
>Her eyes pop open and she gasps.
>"DON'T DO THAT TO ME!"
"Okay, okay. So are you going to answer my questions or what?"
>"I suppose.." She looks down, "But only if you untie my front hooves and get me off this chair."
"Deal."
>She tells you everything you need to know.
>About all the sentient beings and who she was.
>After you got all the info, you whispered in her ear.
"Thanks."
>You're a man of your and you untie her hooves and let her stand up.
>To your surprise, she doesn't try to kill.
"Well. I'm glad you didn't fly off like a maniac, otherwise you would have been shot out of the air."
>"Yes. I've saw what you creatures are able to do."
"Oh right, your dead followers."
>Wow, that came out rough.
>"Yes, but the thing with us is that if one of my subjects falls, 2 replace him."
"Riiiighhht....anyways, i'll take you to the medical bay and get you patched up."
>"That would be grand. What about food?"
"Sure, why not. You can come get some chow with me."
>She merely nods as you motion for the tents flap.
>The second you walk out, at least 10 soldiers have their weapons honed in on Chrysalis.
"Stand down soldiers. I have everything under control."
>They all nod and disperse.
>"Are you their leader?"
"Somewhat."
>"Oh. So I will be safe with you until we get to hospital bay?"
"Yup, or if you wanted, you can just fly away right now."
>She flairs out her wings and is about to jump before you stop her, remembering you forgot to tell anyone not to shoot her.
"Whoa, wait!"
>"Why?"
"I forgot to give orders to not shoot you."
>Her eyes shrink to pinpricks and she lands next to you.
>"You said you can keep me safe right?"
"Right"
>With that, you two walk to the medical bay, chrysalis walking very close to you.
>After 30 minutes of explaining to the medics to patch Chrysalis up so she can get the fuck out of here, they finally give in.
>You don’t even understand why the hell they were questioning you, but whatever.
“Okay. You’re patched up. I’ll send word to my men not to shoot your ass when you take off.”
>She nods as you pick up your radio and give the orders. She only smiles as you tell her she can go now. At first she looked around hesitantly, and then took to the skies.
>Later in the day
>Men are still shuffling around. The sounds of vehicles moving are constant. The occasional tank would roll on by, helicopters taking off, leaving the faint beating of their rotors in the distance.
>You, yea you’re just sitting on a crate, trying to fend off the heat.
“Holy shit is it fucking hot!” You wipe the sweat from your face. “It’s like the fucking sun just started to focus in on us!”
>Mac hears you complaining and decides to see about what.
>”Hey Capt., what are you bitching about now?”
>You only point at the sweat on your shirt.
>He laughs, “Aww, is the big bad captain getting a little fussy about the heat?”
“Yea, yea, fuck you too.” You stand up. “Is there anything I can do around here?”
>”Besides nothing? Nothing.”
“I thought you wou-“
>”Would what?”
“Shh, shh, shut the fuck up.” The both of you are quiet. “Do you hear that?”
>A familiar buzzing hits your ears.
“What the hell?” You look to the sky.
>In the distance, all you see is blackness.
>You notice that all everyone else has stopped to look into the skies.
>For the longest moment you hear nothing. Everything was silent. You look to your right and see Mac staring into the sky. As you look left, all you see is a group of men staring into the sky.

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