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Breakdancing green guy

By: StolenTurtle on Sep 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.42 KB  |  hits: 63  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day something or another.
  2. >You are Anon, the smoothest jive-turkey around.
  3. >Everyp0ny believes your shit, well...everyone except Sweetie Belle.
  4. >That little shit has been sniffing in your shit since you first got here.
  5. >You are constantly telling her to mind her own business, but nope.
  6. >She wants to figure out if you are telling the truth, saying, and I quote, "Maybe I'll get *voice breaks* cutie mark Anon!"
  7. >You kind of just step over her when says that.
  8. >But meh...at least she is trying.
  9. >Anyways, you are currently talking to Rainbow Dash about how great of a break dancer you were back on Earth.
  10. >She wants to see you in action, but you just push it off, saying you don't want to get sweaty because you are supposed to meet Rarity.
  11. >On cue, Sweetie Belle appears out of shit butt nowhere, screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
  12. "Holy shit, what the fuck do you want now?!!?"
  13. >"Prove it!"
  14. Giving her a dull look, all you managed to say was 'Prove what?'
  15. >"Prove that you can breakdance."
  16. >If it wasn't for that voice crack at 'dance', you would have punted her to the moon.
  17. "...No." and with that, you walk away.
  18. >Sweetie is now frantically looking around, that's when you hear a ding.
  19. "What th-"
  20. >"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BREAK DANCE OFF, or uhh however you say it."
  21. >You're inner manhood would never allow you to deny a challenge...sometimes you hated it.
  22. "Bring it on."
  23. >ITBEGINS.jpg
  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9yvONyZyAE
  25.  
  26. >Sweetie immediately breaks into an arm wave.
  27. >Followed by a quick coin drop.
  28. >This tiny equine had skills.
  29. >She is finishing up a quick head spin, well she was spinning on her horn, when she points at you and says it's your turn.
  30. "Step aside little p0ny. Let me show you how we do."
  31. >You start off with a simple 7 step for a warm up. Followed by a quick transition to a knee spin.
  32. >That's when you start pulling out the big guns.
  33. >You do the worm.
  34. >Your bullshit skills failed you.
  35. >Or at least you thought.
  36. >P0nies started gathering around, watching you human body do things only they could dream of.
  37. >Standing up, you grab your crotch and moonwalk away.
  38. >Everyp0ny is clapping now, Sweetie Belle's mouth is wide open, and Rainbow is in awe.
  39. "So what do you think, Sweets?"
  40. >"Anon! That was AMAZING!" she cracks.
  41. >Maybe she will start leavi-
  42. >"But I still think your full of crap."
  43. >And with that she trots away.
  44. "What a dick, but none the less, she is still cute."
  45. >Today was an awwright day.
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