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Anon and the Zombie Ponies

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>It's been some time since you have seen some shit.
>The first time being ripped from your universe and planted on an equine infested world.
>But this, this time it's insane.
>Nothing is worse than this shit.
>Everyday, every hour, every second, you have to strive for survival.
>You remember when you first came here.
>Every thing was new.
>You were set in a throne room
>You panicked upon seeing 2 flying unicorns, which to you are now known as 'alicorns.'
>I mean, who wouldn't, you're in a world full of colorful talking ponies who maybe are about as tall as your waist.
>After time, about 2 months, you finally started calming down.
>Accepting your fate that you'll never return back to your old earth.
>Celestia and Luna questioned you heavily about your old world.
>You told them the bad news first.
>But then you told them all the good stuff humanity has ever done.
>Luna was particularly fascinated with the Moon Landing in '69.
>She even playfully asked why they didn't 'save' her.
>After that, about 6 months down the road, something new appeared in the throne room.
>It was another human.
>Nop0ny was in the throne room when it happened.
>But when the first maid to clean the throne room arrived, she panicked.
>This man looked nothing like you.
>Then there was a scream.
>A scream heard throughout the whole castle.
>When the guards, princesses and you arrived.
>The maid was being devoured.
>The look on the princesses face was of horror.
>You knew what it was.
>A fucking zombie in EQ
>Back to the present.
>Now you are sitting in a closet, listening to the shuffling of hooves.
>That's all you ever hear in these halls now.
>That...and all the groans, the occasional scream, and the crunching after the scream.
>These noises first racked your brain, but overtime, they had no effect.
>Your sanity was something you knew you had to keep.
>Shit, you almost lost it when you watched the guards get their throats ripped out when you first met the zombie.
>You remember turning around and screaming at the princesses to flee.
>Celestia brought it upon herself to stop this 'creature.'
>Shooting a beam of light at it, it merely ran right through it.
>Grabbing her in the process.
>Her fate was sealed when it took a bite out of her leg.
>She killed the man.
>Stabbing her horn through his head.
>She looked at you with a saddened expression
>She told you that she hasn't had to kill anyp0ny in over 500 years.
>You looked at her, knowing what was going to happen.
>The others soon began to stir.
>Their souls, never to know peace.
>Celestia was happy, knowing her subjects were okay.
>What she saw was not her subjects.
>It was a sad sight.
>She pieced together what just happened.
>Then asked you.
>All you could do was nod.
>Luna looked at her sister in shock after her request.
>Celestia asked Luna to kill her.
>The tears flowed while she asked if there was something else she could do
>Celestia merely shook her head
>Luna finally understood
>They both closed their eyes.
>Luna was crying while Celestia wore a small smile.
>Luna's horn began to glow.
>"I love you Luna," Celestia let a single tear fall, "and I always will."
>With a flash of light
>Celestia's head was cut off.
>More guards came rushing.
>You only pointed at the undead p0nies.
>A very bad mistake.
>You watched the guards stab the walking corpses.
>Being bitten in the process.
>Turning to Luna, you told her to fly away from here, warn the other towns, cities, and countries.
>This world was about to break into pure chaos.
>She asked what you would do.
"I'll try to stop this." You remember saying. And with that, she nodded and flew away.
>You watched as the last guard was slaughtered.
>They were busy with him, but soon they'd be after you.
>Good thing they were slow.
>You ran out of the throne room, closing the massive doors behind you.
>Turning around, you come face to face with a squad of Luna's night guard.
>The Elite.
>The commanding Officer, Night Stalker, told you that they will stand beside you, Luna's orders.
>You told them what was happening.
>Nodding, they barricaded the doors and stood post.
>Night Stalker and you ran to the other guards barracks.
>He notified the pegasus to get ready.
>They were going to break through the windows and attack the p0nieZ from the air.
>That's when a guard comes running.
>He notifies that they broke through the glass and fell to the ground.
>You both run back to the throne door.
>Why they opened the door, you have no idea.
>They were told to keep it locked no matter what.
>Now they are facing the full frontal effects of their action.
>They were being killed off, one by one.
>Even when bit, they tried to kill the undead.
>Good soldiers, but not good enough.
>You shout at them to crush their heads.
>Only two were killed.
>But that didn't matter as they had more p0nieZ to their horde.
>Stalker was filled with hate.
>He had to watch his men, his brothers die in front of him.
>He screams.
>A warcry that would send shivers down any p0nies spine.
>Shooting bolts of energy out of his horn, he takes out maybe 4 or 5, before he, himself was brought down.
>You watched in horror as they ripped his legs off.
>Taking chunks of him as their food.
>Backing away, you run.
>You don't even stop as the rest of the guard stand there, watching you run away from their demise.
>But they didn't know that.
>You kept running.
>Listening to the screams as the rest of the guard met their deaths.
"I'm sorry." you whisper to yourself over and over
>It's all you can think as you run to the main door to the outside.
>When you reached the door, it was locked.
>From the outside.
>You run to the window next to the door.
>Shining Armor is standing there, shaking his head at you.
>The door was barricaded, and so were the rest.
>You kept staring at him, even when the windows were patched up.
>On the last piece, you saw him mouth,"I'm sorry."
>Then there was blackness.
>"So this is your fate." You thought.
>You could hear the groans echoing through the hallways.
>You knew you had to survive, no matter the costs.
>You had to try to stop this, but the castle was massive.
>But you can't let Celestia's death be in vain.
>You managed to survive for 3 months by dodging the zombies, killing a few, but only the stragglers.
>You knew not to try to fight a horde, you've watched what happened when a p0ny tries.
>Raiding the kitchen was another way you managed this long.
>The indoor garden served as another great food source.
>Water was taken from the fountain.
>You were hesitant to drink from it, but you saw no blood in it, so you took your chances.
>The hiding spots were fairly simple as well, considering the p0nieZ were blind and simply went after what ever made a sound.
>Except each other, which you thought was odd.
>But you survived and that's all that matters.
Back to present.
>You snap out of your flashback as you hear the moaning dissipate.
>This would probably be your safe haven for tonight.
>But you had to leave.
>You were hungry and the kitchen is on the other side of the castle, along with the garden.
>It had to be done, it was your only source of food.
>As you mentally prepare yourself to go out, you remember a song from your old life.
>You begin to sing, very quietly to yourself.
Don't worry about a thing
Cause every little thing gonna be all right...

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>It's been some time since you have seen some shit.
>The first time being ripped from your universe and planted on an equine infested world.
>But this, this time it's insane.
>Nothing is worse than this shit.
>Everyday, every hour, every second, you have to strive for survival.
>You remember when you first came here.
>Every thing was new.
>You were set in a throne room
>You panicked upon seeing 2 flying unicorns, which to you are now known as 'alicorns.'
>I mean, who wouldn't, you're in a world full of colorful talking ponies who maybe are about as tall as your waist.
>After time, about 2 months, you finally started calming down.
>Accepting your fate that you'll never return back to your old earth.
>Celestia and Luna questioned you heavily about your old world.
>You told them the bad news first.
>But then you told them all the good stuff humanity has ever done.
>Luna was particularly fascinated with the Moon Landing in '69.
>She even playfully asked why they didn't 'save' her.
>After that, about 6 months down the road, something new appeared in the throne room.
>It was another human.
>Nop0ny was in the throne room when it happened.
>But when the first maid to clean the throne room arrived, she panicked.
>This man looked nothing like you.
>Then there was a scream.
>A scream heard throughout the whole castle.
>When the guards, princesses and you arrived.
>The maid was being devoured.
>The look on the princesses face was of horror.
>You knew what it was.
>A fucking zombie in EQ
>Back to the present.
>Now you are sitting in a closet, listening to the shuffling of hooves.
>That's all you ever hear in these halls now.
>That...and all the groans, the occasional scream, and the crunching after the scream.
>These noises first racked your brain, but overtime, they had no effect.
>Your sanity was something you knew you had to keep.
>Shit, you almost lost it when you watched the guards get their throats ripped out when you first met the zombie.
>You remember turning around and screaming at the princesses to flee.
>Celestia brought it upon herself to stop this 'creature.'
>Shooting a beam of light at it, it merely ran right through it.
>Grabbing her in the process.
>Her fate was sealed when it took a bite out of her leg.
>She killed the man.
>Stabbing her horn through his head.
>She looked at you with a saddened expression
>She told you that she hasn't had to kill anyp0ny in over 500 years.
>You looked at her, knowing what was going to happen.
>The others soon began to stir.
>Their souls, never to know peace.
>Celestia was happy, knowing her subjects were okay.
>What she saw was not her subjects.
>It was a sad sight.
>She pieced together what just happened.
>Then asked you.
>All you could do was nod.
>Luna looked at her sister in shock after her request.
>Celestia asked Luna to kill her.
>The tears flowed while she asked if there was something else she could do
>Celestia merely shook her head
>Luna finally understood
>They both closed their eyes.
>Luna was crying while Celestia wore a small smile.
>Luna's horn began to glow.
>"I love you Luna," Celestia let a single tear fall, "and I always will."
>With a flash of light
>Celestia's head was cut off.
>More guards came rushing.
>You only pointed at the undead p0nies.
>A very bad mistake.
>You watched the guards stab the walking corpses.
>Being bitten in the process.
>Turning to Luna, you told her to fly away from here, warn the other towns, cities, and countries.
>This world was about to break into pure chaos.
>She asked what you would do.
"I'll try to stop this." You remember saying. And with that, she nodded and flew away.
>You watched as the last guard was slaughtered.
>They were busy with him, but soon they'd be after you.
>Good thing they were slow.
>You ran out of the throne room, closing the massive doors behind you.
>Turning around, you come face to face with a squad of Luna's night guard.
>The Elite.
>The commanding Officer, Night Stalker, told you that they will stand beside you, Luna's orders.
>You told them what was happening.
>Nodding, they barricaded the doors and stood post.
>Night Stalker and you ran to the other guards barracks.
>He notified the pegasus to get ready.
>They were going to break through the windows and attack the p0nieZ from the air.
>That's when a guard comes running.
>He notifies that they broke through the glass and fell to the ground.
>You both run back to the throne door.
>Why they opened the door, you have no idea.
>They were told to keep it locked no matter what.
>Now they are facing the full frontal effects of their action.
>They were being killed off, one by one. 
>Even when bit, they tried to kill the undead.
>Good soldiers, but not good enough.
>You shout at them to crush their heads.
>Only two were killed.
>But that didn't matter as they had more p0nieZ to their horde.
>Stalker was filled with hate.
>He had to watch his men, his brothers die in front of him.
>He screams.
>A warcry that would send shivers down any p0nies spine.
>Shooting bolts of energy out of his horn, he takes out maybe 4 or 5, before he, himself was brought down.
>You watched in horror as they ripped his legs off. 
>Taking chunks of him as their food.
>Backing away, you run.
>You don't even stop as the rest of the guard stand there, watching you run away from their demise.
>But they didn't know that.
>You kept running.
>Listening to the screams as the rest of the guard met their deaths.
"I'm sorry." you whisper to yourself over and over
>It's all you can think as you run to the main door to the outside.
>When you reached the door, it was locked.
>From the outside.
>You run to the window next to the door.
>Shining Armor is standing there, shaking his head at you.
>The door was barricaded, and so were the rest.
>You kept staring at him, even when the windows were patched up.
>On the last piece, you saw him mouth,"I'm sorry."
>Then there was blackness.
>"So this is your fate." You thought.
>You could hear the groans echoing through the hallways.
>You knew you had to survive, no matter the costs.
>You had to try to stop this, but the castle was massive. 
>But you can't let Celestia's death be in vain.
>You managed to survive for 3 months by dodging the zombies, killing a few, but only the stragglers.
>You knew not to try to fight a horde, you've watched what happened when a p0ny tries.
>Raiding the kitchen was another way you managed this long.
>The indoor garden served as another great food source.
>Water was taken from the fountain.
>You were hesitant to drink from it, but you saw no blood in it, so you took your chances.
>The hiding spots were fairly simple as well, considering the p0nieZ were blind and simply went after what ever made a sound.
>Except each other, which you thought was odd.
>But you survived and that's all that matters.

Back to present.

>You snap out of your flashback as you hear the moaning dissipate.
>This would probably be your safe haven for tonight.
>But you had to leave.
>You were hungry and the kitchen is on the other side of the castle, along with the garden.
>It had to be done, it was your only source of food.
>As you mentally prepare yourself to go out, you remember a song from your old life.
>You begin to sing, very quietly to yourself.
Don't worry about a thing 
Cause every little thing gonna be all right...

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