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Anon, Screwball, and Screwloose 2

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>Well, it's that time again.
>You just woke up.
>Screwball must be up too because you see your visiting clothes laid out on the edge of your bed.
"Let's see if anything has changed this week."
>You get out of bed and walk to the shower.
>Upon walking in, you see a note taped to the mirror
>'Remember, don't get your hopes up Anon. I don't like it when you're down.
Love, Screwball.'
>You fold the note up and set it on the sink and step into the shower.
>About 20 minutes later, you're already walking to the hospital.
"So what do you think is going to happen today?"
>"Probably the same thing as every week. No change."
"Yea, I thought so."
>The both of you continue to walk in silence.
>Waving at the passing p0nies.
>Colgate tells you to stop by so she can look at your teeth.
>Yea, no.
>You see Roseluck sitting there, looking bored.
"Hey Screwball, how about we buy some roses for Auntie?"
>"Sure, why not? They are delicious."
"Ok, can you go buy me a muffin from Derpy?"
>"Sure, give me 4 bits and I will."
"I thought they were only 2?" you say handing her the money.
>"I want one too, besides, I know you are just going to go flirt with Roseluck."
>You can only blush at this.
>"Well? Are you going to go or what?"
"Y-yea, how do I look?"
>"You look fine, Anon. Hurry up though, after this we have to go see Screwloose."
"I'll be quick."
>With that, she trots off to Derpy's.
>Now it's time to shine.
>As you walk towards Roseluck, she perks up.
>She starts to smile, probably because she has a customer.
>"Good morning Anonymous. What can I do for you today?"
"Hey Rose, I would actually like to buy a bouquet of roses." you say putting the bits on the stall counter
>"Might I ask for who?"
"My aunt, Screwloose."
>"Ah, is she out yet?"
>She gives you the Roses.
"Sadly, no...The docs say she is making progress though. They say she can snap out of the chaotic trance any day now."
>She puts a hoof on you hand and smiles at you.
>"I'm always here for you Anonymous."
"Thanks Rose. I appreciate it."
>"You should stop by more, I like your company."
>You hear Screwball call out your name.
"Yea, sure, I'll stop by every now and then, but I gotta go now. Talk to you later."
>You walk away waving and smiling.
>She returns it.
>"So how did it go lover boy?" Screwball nudges you
"I think it went well."
>"Great, here's your muffin."
>You notice there is a bite mark in it.
>Pointing to it she can only shrug.
>"Oh and Derpy says 'hi.'"
"Awesome." you say as you begin walking
>Another 20 minutes later and you're standing in front of the hospital doors.
>Screwball and you look at each other and simply nod.
>This was going to be tough, just like all the past visits.
>But the two of you could make it.
>You really hope you keep your composure this time.
>Last week was just a hard day for you.
>As you walk in, you nod to Redheart and she just smiles back.
>Down the hall you walk once more.
>Feeling nothing but regret.
>You always felt like this during this walk through the hall that took your aunt.
>As you reach the end of the hallway, the male nurses smile widely at you.
>This was odd considering they were basically guards just to keep Screwloose in check.
>Walking into the room, you hear a guard say good luck.
>Saying thank you, you look at where the your aunt is suppose to be sitting.
>She's not there
>Why?
>Before you turned around and opened the door, you felt a tugging on your leg, followed by a gasp.
>You look down and smile
>Screwloose was tugging on your jeans.
>But not like a dog, but like a p0ny.
>"I've missed you Anon. I'm ready to go home now."
>Screwloose...your aunt just spoke to you. She didn't bark
>Screwball hugs her and you get down on a knee.
>You scoop them up and hug them.
>Tears rolling down you cheek.
"I thought you would never come back."
>"Shh, shh, it's ok anon. Everything will be ok."
She strokes the back of your head. "I'm sorry for putting so much stress on you two."
>"It's okay Screwloose. We believed that you would come back." Screwball says.
>So the three of you just sat there, hugging each other.
>A guard came in with Dr. Stable.
>"I'm sorry to ruin your three's moment, but I'm guessing we have some paper work to fill out."
"Heh, yea, sorry about that."
>"Don't be my boy, just take a seat and we'll get started."
>The three of you sit down and begin filling out the paper work.
>This is probably the greatest day of your life!
>Your aunt will be coming home finally.
>Screwball is still a little teary and you can hear the occasional sniffle from her, but she'll hold up
>After everything is said and done, you walk out of the hospital with two of your favorite p0nies.
>The first thing Screwloose asks is if she could get a hayshake.
>You could only say yes.
>Today was a great day.
>But knowing these two, there is going to be some nutty shenanigans.

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>Well, it's that time again.
>You just woke up.
>Screwball must be up too because you see your visiting clothes laid out on the edge of your bed.
"Let's see if anything has changed this week." 
>You get out of bed and walk to the shower. 
>Upon walking in, you see a note taped to the mirror
>'Remember, don't get your hopes up Anon. I don't like it when you're down.
Love, Screwball.'
>You fold the note up and set it on the sink and step into the shower.

>About 20 minutes later, you're already walking to the hospital.
"So what do you think is going to happen today?"
>"Probably the same thing as every week. No change."
"Yea, I thought so."
>The both of you continue to walk in silence.
>Waving at the passing p0nies.
>Colgate tells you to stop by so she can look at your teeth.
>Yea, no.
>You see Roseluck sitting there, looking bored.
"Hey Screwball, how about we buy some roses for Auntie?"
>"Sure, why not? They are delicious."
"Ok, can you go buy me a muffin from Derpy?"
>"Sure, give me 4 bits and I will."
"I thought they were only 2?" you say handing her the money.
>"I want one too, besides, I know you are just going to go flirt with Roseluck."
>You can only blush at this.
>"Well? Are you going to go or what?"
"Y-yea, how do I look?"
>"You look fine, Anon. Hurry up though, after this we have to go see Screwloose."
"I'll be quick."
>With that, she trots off to Derpy's.
>Now it's time to shine.
>As you walk towards Roseluck, she perks up.
>She starts to smile, probably because she has a customer.
>"Good morning Anonymous. What can I do for you today?"
"Hey Rose, I would actually like to buy a bouquet of roses." you say putting the bits on the stall counter
>"Might I ask for who?"
"My aunt, Screwloose."
>"Ah, is she out yet?"
>She gives you the Roses.
"Sadly, no...The docs say she is making progress though. They say she can snap out of the chaotic trance any day now."
>She puts a hoof on you hand and smiles at you.
>"I'm always here for you Anonymous."
"Thanks Rose. I appreciate it."
>"You should stop by more, I like your company."
>You hear Screwball call out your name.
"Yea, sure, I'll stop by every now and then, but I gotta go now. Talk to you later." 
>You walk away waving and smiling. 
>She returns it.
>"So how did it go lover boy?" Screwball nudges you
"I think it went well."
>"Great, here's your muffin."
>You notice there is a bite mark in it.
>Pointing to it she can only shrug.
>"Oh and Derpy says 'hi.'"
"Awesome." you say as you begin walking
>Another 20 minutes later and you're standing in front of the hospital doors.
>Screwball and you look at each other and simply nod.
>This was going to be tough, just like all the past visits.
>But the two of you could make it.
>You really hope you keep your composure this time.
>Last week was just a hard day for you.
>As you walk in, you nod to Redheart and she just smiles back.
>Down the hall you walk once more.
>Feeling nothing but regret.
>You always felt like this during this walk through the hall that took your aunt.
>As you reach the end of the hallway, the male nurses smile widely at you.
>This was odd considering they were basically guards just to keep Screwloose in check.
>Walking into the room, you hear a guard say good luck.
>Saying thank you, you look at where the your aunt is suppose to be sitting.
>She's not there
>Why?
>Before you turned around and opened the door, you felt a tugging on your leg, followed by a gasp.
>You look down and smile
>Screwloose was tugging on your jeans.
>But not like a dog, but like a p0ny.
>"I've missed you Anon. I'm ready to go home now."
>Screwloose...your aunt just spoke to you. She didn't bark
>Screwball hugs her and you get down on a knee. 
>You scoop them up and hug them. 
>Tears rolling down you cheek.
"I thought you would never come back." 
>"Shh, shh, it's ok anon. Everything will be ok."
She strokes the back of your head. "I'm sorry for putting so much stress on you two."
>"It's okay Screwloose. We believed that you would come back." Screwball says.
>So the three of you just sat there, hugging each other.
>A guard came in with Dr. Stable.
>"I'm sorry to ruin your three's moment, but I'm guessing we have some paper work to fill out."
"Heh, yea, sorry about that."
>"Don't be my boy, just take a seat and we'll get started."
>The three of you sit down and begin filling out the paper work.
>This is probably the greatest day of your life!
>Your aunt will be coming home finally.
>Screwball is still a little teary and you can hear the occasional sniffle from her, but she'll hold up
>After everything is said and done, you walk out of the hospital with two of your favorite p0nies.
>The first thing Screwloose asks is if she could get a hayshake.
>You could only say yes. 
>Today was a great day.
>But knowing these two, there is going to be some nutty shenanigans.

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