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  1. >Seconds you've been in P0ne land:2,263,680
  2. >You love this place
  3. >Fuck, your guitar even came with
  4. >Solid
  5. >You're currently chillin at T sparkles hizzouse because you are new and ponies are still weary of you.
  6. >Fuck them though, you are one cool motherfucker.
  7. >Twilight is the maretits of the town. She helped you get a show for the folks.
  8. >You wanted to show them your skills with a guitar and what your fingers could do.
  9. >Show starts in an hour.
  10. >You pass the time with masturbation and de-tuning then retuning your guitar.
  11. >You hear a knock when you are on your 4th spank.
  12. "Hold on! Gotta pull my pants up! I was uh, uh, taking a shit! YEA! Taking a shit!"
  13. >Pulling up your pants, you waddle over to the door, trying to hide your boner.
  14. >It knocks again.
  15. "Hold on!"
  16. >Unlatching all the locks and wiping the cum off the door, you open it up to see Fluttershy.
  17. "Hey there Fluts, whats up?"
  18. >"Your fetish is guitar cleaning and mentally antagonizing p0nies." She smiles, "I've finally figured it out Anon."
  19. "Hey, you're right." You touch the top of her hair, smearing your jizz in it. "Thought you would never figure it out."
  20. >"So will you go out with me finally?"
  21. "Sure, but I have a show to play in..." You look at the sun bear grylls style. "6 minutes."
  22. >"Oh okay."
  23. "Wanna come watch?"
  24. >She perks up "Fuck yea I do!"
  25. "That's the spirit!"
  26. >Both of you walk to the town square and you take your position on the podium.
  27. "Ok you beautiful equines." YOu point at Lyra and wink.
  28. "This is the song of us humans!"
  29. >They cheer...huzzah!
  30. >You begin, and you play smoke on the water.
  31. >It's the only thing you know.
  32. >All of them are amazed.
  33. >Except that bitch octavia love her, dont get mad at me
  34. >She decides to call you out
  35. "Well get up here and show me what you got."
  36. >She teleports next to you and rips the instrument out of your hands.
  37. >She plays.
  38. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc
  39. "Dear Celestia, you can play."
  40. >You feel anger in you for her taking the show.
  41. >That's when you start feeling moist
  42. "Oh god not now!"
  43. >She is still playing, ignoring you while the crowd cheers her on.
  44. >Your belt falls off and as you look down, you see it turn into spaghetti
  45. "Oh juhbabjess. NOOOOOOOOOO!"
  46. >Octavio looks at you
  47. >She smirks, what a dick
  48. >"Your turn whore."
  49. >Taking the guitar, you gulp.
  50. "Well here it goes."
  51. >The first string you pluck turns into spaghetti
  52. "No" you say on the brink of tears.
  53. >P0nies are laughing at you, even fluttershy is
  54. >Bitch
  55. >Dropping the guitar you run
  56. >You run back to twilights crying
  57. >she must have been home because the doors were locked again
  58. >Pounding on the door, she finally opend the door
  59. >In which you proceeded to get on the floor.
  60. >Then you cuddled with spike, thinking he was your pet dinosaur.
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