A Little Sun(PiE Oneshot)

>It's 8 in the evening and you are walking home from work with a slushie in your hand.

>You are passing by a park that you played at as a kid.

>You let your memories flow as you reminisce.

>But you are taken out of your nostalgic thoughts as you hear a white pone with pink hair cursing at the sun.

>You strut on over to her and stand by her.

>She has her eyes closed and she is focusing her pone magic into her horn.

>You take a sip which breaks her out of her trance.

>She immediately looks at you.

"Sup." You take another sip.

>She blinks at you.

>You blink back while still sipping.

>Nothing happens as you both stare at eachother and blink.

>You hold out your drink to her.

"Wanna sip?" You bring it back up and take another. "It's cherry."

>She quickly looks at the drink then to you again.

>You pull the drink away.

"okay then. Continue on with what you were doing."

>"Why are you out here?"

"Oh, me? Yea, i just got done with work and stopped off at the gas station and bought this slushie."

>"I didn't ask what you did, I asked why you are out here."

"Oh. Because I can." You take another sip. "So what are you doing out here?"

>"What does it look like?"

"Like you're trying to take a shit in the park." You take another sip.

>She backs away both appalled and angry. "I'll have you know that I am Princess Celestia of Equestria."

"Cool."

>"Cool? COOL?! That's all you have to say?!"

"Ya."

>She looks at the ground then to your face."

"So....what are you doing out here? I heard you cussing at the sun and shit."

>"You heard that." She looks around nervously to see if anyone else might have heard. "I thought I was the only one out here."

"Nope. Me too." Sip.

>She gives you an inquisitive look. "You're not smart, are you?"

"Smarter than you."

>She scoffs. "Like a buffoon like you would understand alicorn magic." She says smugly.

>You take another sip.

"So you were trying to do something with that horn of yours?"

>"Well aren't you the bright one." She says sarcastically.

"And from your little tantrum i'm guessing it has to do with your tramp stamp and the sun?"

>"A TRAMP STAMP!" She drops her head, grits her teeth, and closes her eyes and her horn lights up.

>You take another sip as she ignites the grass around you into flames.

>You look over your left shoulder, then your right.

"That was neat."

>She opens one eye and surveys the area.

>A wide smile appears on her face.

>"OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT!!??" You take another sip. "I can't believe i just made my first area blast!" She pumps a hoof in the air.

"You know," Sip. "That's arson."

>"Pffft. Like your petty laws have any jurisdiction over a princess like myself."

"I'm calling the cops."

>Her act drops right away.

>"NONONONO!" She begs. "Please! My parents will kill me!"

>You pull out your cellphone.

>"Please! I'll do whatever you want!"

"Anything?"

>"Yes, just please!"

"Okay." You put your phone away.

>She smiles then it drops.

>"So what do you want? Money?"

"Nah."

>"My necklace?!"

"Nah." Sip.

>"Crown?!"

"Nah."

>Her eyes go wide and her cheeks turn pink.

>"Myself?"

>Sip

"Nah."

>She stamps a hoof down. "Then what do you want from me?!"

"Just answer my first question."

>"Which was..?"

"What are you doing out here?"

>She scoffs again.

>"Well, if you must know. I am trying to make the sun set."

"Why?"

>"It's my calling." She points to her tramp stamp. "It's the reason I have this cutie mark."

"Oh." Sip.

>She gives you a 'what the hell is wrong with you?' look.

"So that's what that tramp stamp is? A cutie mark?"

>"Yes it is."

"And yours involves the sun?"

>"Yes it does."

"That's neat." Sip.

>"Give me that." She rips the slushie out of your hand with her magic.

"You can have a drink if you want. Matter of fact, you can have it. I'm going home."

>"Why would I want this?"

"It's delicious."

>She eyes it. Then she levitates it slowly to her mouth while keeping eye contact with you.

>You facial expression doesn't change from its dull nature.

>She takes a quick sip and her wings begin to flap.

>"This is amazing!"

"Ya."

>She drinks the rest in one long sip.

"Whoa."

>"What?"

"You didn't get a brainfreeze."

>"A what?"

"A brain freeze."

>"What's that?"

"I don't know, but now i want another slushie."

>"Where did you get it?"

"You don't listen very well, do you? I got it from the gas station on the way home." You point down the road. "Wanna go get one?"

>"With you?"

"Sure."

>She looks at you like you're an idiot.

>"But I've been treating you like a peasant since you've arrived."

"Okay."

>"And you're fine with that?"

"I don't really care, I just wanted to know what you were doing."

>She blinks.

>You blink.

"So you wanna go?"

>"Uhm." She looks around. "Just let me get my bag." She trots over to a tree and levitates a bag with a sun onto her back.

"Thats cool."

>"What? My levitation?"

"No, your backpack."

>"Oh."

>You begin walking away and she trots next to you.

>"So how far is this place?"

"About 6 blocks."

>"I can just fly us there."

"Nah."

>"Okay?"

"Yup."

>She sits in silence for a few seconds then looks at you.

>"Why are you so weird?"

"Why is a princess out in a park at 8pm yelling at the sun?"

>"Touche."

"Ya."

>"Tell me, what is your name?"

"Anonymous."

>"That's...a unique name."

"Uh huh."

>The two of you arrive at the gas station and get each a 64oz slushie.

>Then you both sit outside the gas station on the curb and sip.

>"You know, you're the simplest person i've met. Yet, you're an interesting guy."

>Sip

>"You're pretty cool."

>Sip

>"And you're probably the most down to earth person on this planet."

>Sip

>She begins to get annoyed at your silence.

>"So what do you like about me?"

>Sip.

"You have some pretty crazy hair."

>"That's it?"

"Ya."

>"That's all you're really gonna say?"

"Yup."

>"Ugh!" She gets up and begins to fly away.

>You just sit there and take another sip.

>She stops and turns around.

>"I'll be there tomorrow at 8."

"Okay."

>"I'll see you around, I guess?"

"Yup."

>"Okay." She flies away.

>You sit there and continue sipping.

"I wonder what red and blue slushie tastes like?"