Title:           [FR] Self-Defence
Author:          Stickki
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First Edit:      Thursday 29th of October 2015 03:45:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of October 2015 03:45:47 AM CDT

>Day knives in Equestria
>There's a new blacksmith in Equestria, it's all over the news, because there is nothing interesting going on in Equestria.
>Turns out he "invented" blacksmithing, yeah fucking right.
>You head towards his shop, which just happens to be a few blocks away from your house.
>Inside, there is a single zebra and three ponies looking at his merchandise.
>On the left wall there's a rack of small knives and survival gear.
>On the right there's more "last man on earth" type weapons.
>You ask the storekeeper what else he has.
>He looks at you.
>"Hmm, so you're the one everyone said was going to go here, I made some special items for you."
>Well, you DID bring some cash.
"Alright, whatcha got for me?"
>He waves his hoof behind you, it looks like a signal.
"Umm, yeah i'll follow you."
>"No, behind you."
>You look behind you to see Fluttershy with a rag and a bottle.
>"Oh, hello, You wanna have some fun?"
"No."
>"Oh, well I had a plan and everything."
>The storekeeper starts shouting.
>"JUST PUT THE RAG ON HIS FACE AND HE'S YOURS."
>Fluttershy squees.
>"Oh boy!"
>You struggle to get out of your chair, but the damn thing is fucking stuck to your pants.
>This shit was a set up.
>You stop struggling with the chair to find a rag in your face.
 
>You wake up, there's a blindfold on you.
"Where the fuck am I?"
>"I couldn't bring you to my house, so I brang you into Twilight's castle!"
"What."
>You hear a soft voice.
>It sounds like the whore princess you knew so fucking much.
>"Hey, Anon, it's her birthday, be submissive for once."
"Fuck off."
>"Kinky"
>That bitch.
>You struggle in your seat for a while, figuring out your surroundings.
"Yo, Fluttershy."
>"Yeah? I'm getting ready."
"That rag didn't really smell like chloroform, it smelled like cookies!"
>"Really? Let me smell!"
>You hear her pass out onto the ground.
"Hey Spike, Get me out of this chair and i'll hook you up with Rarity."
>"Okay!"
>Stupid fluttershy