Title:           [FR] School day
Author:          Stickki
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xwfJBvL5
First Edit:      Monday 8th of February 2016 02:12:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 8th of February 2016 02:12:16 AM CDT

>Day school in equestria.
>Getting out of bed, you realize you're still fucked up from yesterdays fetish guess.
>Out of everything to be guessed, it HAD to be liposuction.
>Ugh... But nothing about yesterday, it's time to look forward to the future!
>*Knock knock knock*
>Fuck, that burst of excitement just ended.
>You open the door quickly to get this over with.
>"Hey, Anon! Is it true that your fetish is-"
>You slam the door on her face and you cringe on how much it could have hurt her.
>Atleast Anon has feelings.
>Fuckin' liposuction.
>*Knock knock knock*
>Ugh, it's her again.
>You open the door a bit more carefully, You don't want to actually kill her...
>It turns out to be Sunbutt.
"What the fuck do you want?"
>"We've been checking out your human history, and it turns out you've never completed second grade."
>Holy shit, how the fuck did she find out about that.
"Hey uh, What do you mean by that?"
>"There is only three years of education in Equestria, and it turns out that you need to still complete our education system by law."
"Bullshit."
>"Pardon? Do you forget that i'm a god?"
"Yeah yeah, 'Follow orders or else you succumb to the royal cunt.'"
>What a stupid fucking rule, But you need extrea protection against the outside world.
>"I guess that annoyed expression is adequate, I expect to see you at the school grounds."
"Yeah yeah, see you then."
>Slam the door on her face, And that time you hope it hurt.
>All the shitty and cringe-inducing memories just flood your mind.
>The next day, you find yourself on the old fucking school schedule, waking up early as fuck to go somewhere you hate more than work.
>You get breakfast and brush your teeth before heading down to the schoolgrounds.
>"Oh, hey Anon!"
>Oh, fuck, You forgot who teaches the damn place.
>Cheerilee.
 
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"Oh, hey, Have you heard the law? I didn't pass second grade in my human years."
>"Oh, that's totally fine, c-come inside! I can show you around the school, you're pretty late so we can start early!"
>This is oddly going better than you expected.
>She opens the door and she beacons you to follow her into the school.
>You head inside.
>Looking around, it looked really fucking small from the outside, but from the inside... It was still the smallest shit you've ever seen.
>"I've been teaching here for about seven years, now."
>"And..."
>She takes a long pause.
>"It's been pretty lonely here for a while now, and I wanted you to know..."
>Oh fuck, here's the cliché of the story.
>"Because i've been around children for such a long time now, I've had no time to... 'express' myself..."
>You know you're fucked already.
"Uhh, I think you're looking at the wrong guy."
>She looks displeased with your desision to just reject her.
>She starts to break a sweat.
>"That's just fine, WE can help you make the RIGHT choice."
>She signals at the door.
>And for not too much of a surprise, It was Fluttershy.
"Oh, hey, Fluttershy! Wanna... Help a brother out?"
>"Oh no, She's helping me."
>Damn it.
 
>You end up getting an A on your report card for that class... All because you were forced to be
>Fucking Fluttershy.
 
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