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Food Cart Anon redux (WIP)

By: SteveEvets on Dec 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.89 KB  |  hits: 52  |  expires: Never
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  1. Such a fantastic night. Your stall was a huge success pushing you on to start a restaurant then a whole slew of restaurants.
  2. Anons Amazing Edibles.
  3. All of that lead you here, Canterlots royal kitchen where you were had prepared your greatest work yet.
  4. A feast fit for the princesses.
  5. The entire court was here., royal dignitaries lined the seats of the dining hall.
  6. There is prince Blueblood with his rich friends.
  7. Cadence with her new husband and family.
  8. And there sitting at the head of the table, Princess Celestia and Luna.
  9. Princess Celestia raises her hoof and silence falls on the once noisy dining hall.
  10. >“I would like to make a toast to Anonymous, the chef who prepared stunning feast.”
  11. You stand up from your seat and smile preparing for the praise you‘ve so long waited for.
  12. >“Stunningly BAD!”
  13. Your heart stops. Fear rises in you.
  14. >“Never before have I had to dine on such disgusting pig swill! I wouldn’t even feed this to my pet let alone one of my subjects!”
  15. Celestia then wipes her food off the table. The plates crashes on the floor.
  16. “No no…it can’t be. This isn’t happening. I worked so hard!”
  17. The rest of the diners start throwing there food on the floor.
  18. Blueblood and his friends laughing at you behind there hooves.
  19. Cadence and Shining Armor smile cruelly as they throw there food out the window.
  20. Your world becomes a spinning maelstrom of laughter and flying food.
  21. It stops as Luna grabs you by the head.
  22. >Munching on a crème puff she says “Its time to wake up. You have a lot of work to do today.”
  23. Anonymous awakens to his blaring alarm clock.
  24. “Dreams are getting weirder and weirder.”
  25. Getting out of his bed Anonymous checks the clock.
  26. Three AM. Time to feed the chickens and get the eggs.
  27. “Better be enough eggs. Today’s the day I show this town.”
  28. Anon dons his work boots clothes.
  29. “Today I show them how good humans can cook.”
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