Title:           Director Anon - Pulp Short
Author:          SteveEvets
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First Edit:      Monday 26th of November 2012 08:30:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 26th of November 2012 08:30:41 PM CDT

Just a short I couldn't get out of my head.
 
>In a dingy apartment.
>Celestia wearing comically large afro is pointing a nerf gun at Little Pip, who is currently cowering in his chair.
>Celestia “What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?”
>Pip stutters with fear “Wh……what?!”
>Celestia flips the table between her and Pip. “Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!”
>Pip “What?”
>Celestia jams her nerf gun into Pips face. “Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya!”
>Pip “He’s black!”
>Celestia keep the nerf gun trained on Pip. “Go on!”
>Pip “He’s bald!”
>Celestia “Does he look like an apple tree?”
>Pip in  pure confusion sputters “What?”
>Celestia pops a nerf ball at Pip. “Does he look like an apple tree!?”
>Pip cringing in his chair screams “Nooo!”
>Celestia yells “Then why you trying to buck him like one!?”
>Pip “I didn’t! Honest!”
>Celesta yells louder “Yes you did. Yes you did Pip.”
>Celestia turns away from Pip “Can I please stop yelling? Every line with this guy. Yell this, buck that, shoot them.
Anon “He’s a passionate guy Celestia.”
>Celestia drops her nerf gun. “I don’t wanna do this anymore. Pick another human film. One less bloody. Maybe some romance….”
Anon “Come on Celestia I don’t know any romances……”
>Celestia “Well you better think of one cause this film is over! Bring me the new script by tomorrow and it had better leave me gushing.”
Anon “Eww”
>Celestia “Shut up you know what I meant.”
Anon sighs to himself. What movie could he possibly pick.