- >Day Rarity in Reno
- >You just got off your two-week shift at the Moonlite Bunnyranch.
- >You remind yourself to teach these humans a bit about vocabulary.
- >None of your work duties involve moonlight or bunnies.
- >Still, the pay is top-notch, and you have plenty of money for your newfound hobby.
- >After tipping the Luis the limo driver you head into the gaudy casino.
- >Honestly, who thought a short and fat green-clothed man was good advertising?
- >You grunt to yourself as you try to find a lucky looking table.
- >Success!
- >One of the squinty eyed humans is manning this one.
- >What was it your boss called these? A guke? Or was it a chin?
- >No matter, they can’t see shit.
- >You saddle up to the table and throw down a few dollars.
- >Several hours pass...
- “Nonsense! You can’t hit on a sixteen!
- >After an unfortunate losing streak and plenty of free drinks you’ve become quite rowdy.
- >Two brown-suited humans amble in your direction, one black and one white.
- >”There she is.” This was the black one.
- >”Excuse me, ma’am?” This was the thin white one.
- “And what do you two imbeciles want?”
- >”Whoa, whoa!” The black one exclaims.
- >”Ma’am? Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re causing a disturbance and you nee-”
- “I am NOT causing a disturbance! This... this... slit eyed abomination is cheating!”
- >”Ma’am, please, I need you to step away fr-”
- “And what makes you think I’d ever go anywhere with a faggot and an ape!?”
- >”Dangle, can I tase her?”
- >”No, Jonesy, you can’t tase her.”
- “Tase me?! I’ll show you who’s going to get shocked!”
- >Your horn begins to glow with a sputtering purple light.
- “One more step, donut lickers, and I’ll kick you ba-"
- >”That’s it, I’m tasing her.”
- >The black one pulls a yellow object off of his belt. This can’t be good.
- >You slide off your stool and charge between the two human guards.
- >”Ma’am! Ma’am!” The white one takes off after you.
- >”I’ll have you know that I’m a law enforcement cheetah!” he cries.
- “More like a law enforcement bleeder!”
- >You stop abruptly and face your pursuer.
- >Your height works in your favor as the tightly stretched crotch of his shorts catches your horn.
- >”Urk! Jone-”
- >A sharp pain and a severe jolt cause you to fall to the ground.
- >”I got her, I got her!”
- “Unhand me you inhuman shitflinger! Everyone knows humans only come in one color and shit-brown doesn’t count!”
- >”Alright, that’s it, you’re getting the baton.”
- >A great force strikes you in the head and you lose consciousness.
- >Today was not a good day.
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Reno Rarity (PiE Oneshit)
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