- Punnaponka: Piratical Sabbatical
- >Day who-gives-a-shit in Equestria.
- >The sun shines brilliantly at the top of the sky.
- >Your shadow is a black dot just under your feet.
- >And Pinkie Pie’s ass is sitting on your shoulders.
- >How do you get into situations like this?
- “So what are we doing here, again? All I remember is something about pirates.”
- >Pinkie drops her head down from its place amongst the cabbages in the vegetable cart you’re using as cover.
- >She’s watching Carrot Top. She’s BEEN watching Carrot Top all damn day.
- >Some unfortunate carrot-related accident caused her to wear an eyepatch.
- >“I’m LOOKING for proof that Carrot Top is in charge of the Ponyville Pirates!”
- >You attempt to facepalm, but only manage to smack Pinkie’s belly.
- “Just because she’s wearing an eyepatch? Come ON Pinkie!”
- >“It’s not just that, silly! That corn she’s selling? Have you seen the price? It’s a buck an ear!
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Punnaponka: Piratical Sabbatical
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