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Punnaponka: PUNS IN SPAAAAAAACE

By: Stavicodone on Apr 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.01 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1.                                         Punnaponka: PUNS IN SPAAAAAAACE
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  4. >The moon waxes beautifully as you watch the skies with your pony friends.
  5. >Twilight gathered you all here to observe a once in a lifetime comet that's passing by.
  6. >Spike looks at the stars with only half-interest, preferring to glance over at the overdressed Rarity.
  7. >Applejack and Fluttershy are both laying on their backs, marveling at the ice-ball glowing above.
  8. >Twilight, naturally, brought her portable telescope for closer observation.
  9. >Rainbow Dash is sitting awkwardly, a bandaged hoof hindering her comfort.
  10. >"Urgh, I HATE athlete's hoof. It itches SO BAD." She rubs the bandaged hoof against its pair attempting to find relief.
  11. >Pinkie, of course, is busier gobbling down cookies than watching the splendid vista above.
  12. >"Hey Anon, I've been thinking. Haven't humans gone into space?" Pinkie asks, spewing a mouthful of crumbs in your direction.
  13. "Yeah, not so much anymore though."
  14. >"So I just realized... Unlike poor Rainbow Dash here, those guys would get Missile Toe!"