Punnaponka: Have Toothbrush, Will Travel

                                Punnaponka: Have Toothbrush, Will Travel

 

>Day BRUSHYOTEEFS in Equestria.

>And you're in a terrible bind.

>You've found yourself falling for a cool blue dental hygienist pony.

>Unfortunately, SHE had to go and make things difficult.

>Oh yes, the pink one. Of course.

>Who else comes up every day and just GIVES you irresistible enamel-erasing sweet treats?

>Who else would have been involved with the incident involving the Cutie Mark Crusaders, a waffle iron, two pigeons, and one hundred and seventy two balloons that caused your toothbrush to go inexplicably missing?

>Now you have several cavities in your own pained estimations and Colgate's NEVER going to want to have anything to do with you.

>A bubbly, somehow pink SOUNDING voice shocks you out of your woes.

>"Hey there, Nonny! Sorry about your teeth. Look on the bright side, though! You'll have more reasons to see Colgate now than ever before!" She chirps in her annoyingly chipper manner.

"Yeah, great. Now she'll think I'm some kind of unbrushed troglodyte."

>"You can borrow my toothbrush! 'Brush twice a day, you'll be okay. Forget to floss? It's your own darn loss!'" Pinkie merrily sings.

"And what is that pearl of wisdom supposed to be, oh pinkest of ponies?" You ask with a hand rubbing your aching jaw.

>"What does it sound like, silly bones? It's my own personal flossophy!