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By: Staccato on Oct 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.56 KB  |  hits: 82  |  expires: Never
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  1. >“Whev bahbes come fwom, dahdeh?”, Lucy, a pink earth fluffy mare, asks her owner. Her special friend Mango, a small green and orange pegasus stallion, nuzzles against her cheek lovingly.
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  3. >The man scratches his forehead. “Well… you both know what special huggies are, right?”.
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  5. >Both fluffies nod. “Wucy wike speciaw huggies!”. “Feew gud!”.
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  7. >“Um… right. Well, when you’re having special huggies, Mango’s… well… special lumps produce a, um, let’s say a magical water filled with really tiny babies. He then fills your tummy with that water, Lucy, and babies grow up there. Understand?”.
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  9. >Mango readily exclaims. “Mango unnastan’!”.
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  11. >Lucy is frowning, though. “Bahbes in Mango speciaw wumps? Come out wiff speciaw huggies? B-bu’ Wucy an’ Mango make wossa speciaw huggies, why bahbes no come out?”.
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  13. >The owner pets her head fluff. “Just keep trying, sweetie”. Not that something’s really gonna happen; she has been spayed, but at least the two of them can “feel the good feel” whenever they want.
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  15. >That night, the man is woken up by a bloodcurdling shriek. He darts towards the safe room and flings the door open.
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  17. >Mango lies on his back in a pool of blood, dead; his penis and balls nothing more than a sickening mush. Lucy sits in a corner, her mouth and front hooves glistening with red and a disappointed look on her face.
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  19. >“Wh… What the hell happened here, Lucy?!”, the main exclaims.
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  21. >She pouts. “Wucy wan’ see if bahbes weawwy hide in Mango speciaw wumps… bu’ bahbes no wan’ come out ‘gain”.