Title:           Babies?
Author:          Staccato
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/WXWTUf0U
First Edit:      Tuesday 16th of October 2012 01:17:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 16th of October 2012 01:17:17 PM CDT

>Whev bahbes come fwom, dahdeh?, Lucy, a pink earth fluffy mare, asks her owner. Her special friend Mango, a small green and orange pegasus stallion, nuzzles against her cheek lovingly.

>The man scratches his forehead. Well you both know what special huggies are, right?.

>Both fluffies nod. Wucy wike speciaw huggies!. Feew gud!.

>Um right. Well, when youre having special huggies, Mangos well special lumps produce a, um, lets say a magical water filled with really tiny babies. He then fills your tummy with that water, Lucy, and babies grow up there. Understand?.

>Mango readily exclaims. Mango unnastan!.

>Lucy is frowning, though. Bahbes in Mango speciaw wumps? Come out wiff speciaw huggies? B-bu Wucy an Mango make wossa speciaw huggies, why bahbes no come out?.

>The owner pets her head fluff. Just keep trying, sweetie. Not that somethings really gonna happen; she has been spayed, but at least the two of them can feel the good feel whenever they want.

>That night, the man is woken up by a bloodcurdling shriek. He darts towards the safe room and flings the door open.

>Mango lies on his back in a pool of blood, dead; his penis and balls nothing more than a sickening mush. Lucy sits in a corner, her mouth and front hooves glistening with red and a disappointed look on her face.

>Wh What the hell happened here, Lucy?!, the main exclaims.

>She pouts. Wucy wan see if bahbes weawwy hide in Mango speciaw wumps bu bahbes no wan come out gain.
