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Caboose In Equestria

By: Ssj4 on Dec 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.60 KB  |  hits: 164  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Any last words Caboose?"
  2. >A sniper rifle aimed at your head
  3. Wait, how many words do I get
  4. Is there a word limit
  5. I was never really good at these
  6. >"What... no, just say something before I shoot"
  7. Something before I shoot
  8. >He grunts and pulls the trigger
  9. >With a sharp bang life around you dulls out
  10. >Your eyes forced closed and back open with a flicker
  11. >The world around you begins to form once again
  12. >Objects of colorful hues materialized
  13. >With a final "woosh" sound your eyes take focus
  14. I don't remember this spawn point
  15. >You look around to see several small ponies
  16. >All of them looking at you with mouths open
  17. Hey... everybody is looking at me
  18. I love when they do that
  19. Hi everybody!
  20. >They all turn and run
  21. >Screaming and bumping into eachother
  22. Don't run!
  23. I just want to be your friend
  24. and maybe ride you a little, but mostly to be friends
  25. >Your lose control of your arms and legs as you're hoisted into the air
  26. >Gasping
  27. I... I can fly
  28. Everyone look I can fly!
  29. Church always doubted me, but I knew better
  30. >A purple pony runs up to you
  31. >A confused look spread across her face
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Do you want to be my friend?
  35. >"What...are" Twilight starts
  36. I know what you're going to ask
  37. ...
  38. And no, I can't teach you to fly
  39. >Two more ponies walk up
  40. >A blue pony with a yellow one hiding behind
  41. More friends!
  42. >They turn to eachother in confusion
  43. >"Where did he come from?"
  44. >"Should we send a letter?"
  45. >"Also why is he so blue"
  46. >"I..I kinda like it"
  47. >"I don't think it's important enough to-"
  48. Helllooooo
  49. >They all turn to look back at you
  50. >Pausing
  51. I forgot what I was going to say
  52. Oh wait!
  53. ...No ... Nevermind
  54. >"I don't think we have to report every new creature"
  55. >"We can figure out his intentions if we just put two and two together"
  56. Four!
  57. >"That wasn't a test"
  58. Yes it is I won A plus
  59. >The purple one sighs as your feet touch the ground
  60. >The hold on your body returning to normal
  61. I guess I'm done flying
  62. >"Where did you come from?" says Twilight
  63. ...Somewhere
  64. >She waits for a second
  65. >"Which is?"
  66. Another place that is not where I'm standing right now
  67. >Rainbow facehooves
  68.  
  69.  
  70. >"Do you have a name?"
  71. Yes
  72. >They wait for you to continue
  73. >"...Which is?"
  74. I am Caboose, the vehicle destroyer!
  75. >"So..."
  76. >"Caboose for short"
  77. No, you have to say the whole thing
  78. >Twilight tilts her head in irritation
  79. >"What if we say the rest in our head"
  80. Well I guess that's alright
  81. >"There's bound to be books about him in your library Twilight"
  82. >"Maybe... Fluttershy, have you seen anything like this before"
  83. >She's trying to hide some blushing
  84. >"N-no"
  85. >"Then I guess we should"
  86. >"Caboose, follow us please"
  87. oh! I love road trips
  88. >You eagerly walk forward
  89. >Twilight keeps at your side with pace
  90. >The other two follow closely behind
  91. Are we there yet?
  92. >"We just started walking"
  93. I know but my legs are tired
  94. Wait, it's okay, I'll just fly
  95. >You stop in place and raise your hands
  96. Hnnnnnnnnng
  97. >The others are looking at you in confusion
  98. I just need the wind to pick up
  99. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
  100. >Twilight grumps and lifts you with magic
  101. There we go
  102. >The four of you make your way to Twilight's Tree
  103.  
  104. >Twilight opens the door and levitates you inside
  105. >Landing back on your feet
  106. Aaah the joys of flight
  107. >The three ponies move past you to the bookcase
  108. >"Just...make yourself at home caboose"
  109. Ok
  110. >Twilight levitates out several books
  111. >"I've seen something similar to this before"
  112. >Opening one labeled "Humans"
  113. >Flipping through the pages with pace
  114. >"It seems to have the same physical form"
  115. >"But they have skin"
  116. >Pointing a hoof toward Caboose
  117. >"Not whatever that is"
  118. >You walk over to the bookcase
  119. >Taking out a random book and opening it to read
  120. >"Well if we aren't going to send a letter, what should we do?"
  121. >Rainbow dash looks at Twilight
  122. >"What do you mean, just let him go back home"
  123. >...
  124. >"Hey Caboose"
  125. >You look up from the book
  126. >"Do you have a home?"
  127. Like, sleepy time place?
  128. >"...yes"
  129. Well sarge always told me to sleep on the ground
  130. He says it builds character
  131. But he also runs people over so maybe that's not the best advice
  132.  
  133.  
  134. >...
  135. >"What should we do girls?" Twilight turns to the others
  136. >"He doesn't belong in the wild, but we don't have anywhere he can stay"
  137. >Rainbow grumps
  138. >"What, we don't have to do anything"
  139. >"Just tell him to go back to where he came from"
  140. >Twilight looks at Rainbow
  141. >"Weren't you listening, he doesn't even know"
  142. >"He could have amnesia, we can't just send him out like that"
  143. >"I-I Can let him stay at my place" Fluttershy speaks up
  144. >The other two look surprised
  145. >"Are you sure Fluttershy? He isn't exactly a normal animal"
  146. >"I don't even have any idea what his needs are"
  147. >Fluttershy hides her face a little
  148. >"I..I still want to"
  149. >Twilight nods her head and walks over to Caboose
  150. >She goes to talk but stops herself
  151. >"Caboose, you know the book is upside down, right"
  152. Oh...
  153. Yeah I can't read
  154. >Twilight sighs and lifts the book back into the shelf
  155. >"Caboose, do you want to stay with Fluttershy for now?"
  156. Who?
  157. >She points to the yellow pony hiding behind her mane
  158. She seems nice
  159. >Fluttershy blushing even more at the compliment
  160. >"This is just until we can figure out where you belong"
  161. >"Or until you can remember"
  162. Remember what?
  163. >"Where you came from"
  164. I know where I came from
  165. >She pulls her head back at the response
  166. >"And that is?"
  167. ...Somewhere
  168.  
  169. >Twilight was about to ask, but remembers the conversation before
  170. >Sighing, she walks back over to Fluttershy
  171. >"Go ahead and take him back to the cottage Fluttershy
  172. >"I'll continue to research and see what I find"
  173. >She glances at Caboose
  174. >"And please be careful"
  175. >Fluttershy nods and nervously walks over to Caboose
  176. >"L-let's go mister... if you don't mind"
  177. Are we going to find more friends
  178. >"uh, sure"
  179. >You stand up and grab the book you had before
  180. Can I take this with me
  181. >Twilight interjects
  182. >"But you can't even read"
  183. I like the pictures
  184. >"There aren't any pictures in it"
  185. You can connect the dots to make pictures
  186. >Flipping back to your spot before
  187. See, this is a picture of a beautiful meadow surrounded by wolves
  188. They aren't the bad wolves those, but the nice ones that make cool noises
  189. I like wolves
  190. >"...Fine just take it"
  191. sweet
  192. >You follow fluttershy out of the Tree
  193. >Rainbow walks up to Twilight
  194. >"Are you sure we shouldn't send a letter"
  195. >"He could just be playing dumb"
  196. >Twilight shakes her head
  197. >"I don't want to bother her if we don't need to"
  198. >"There are new creatures popping up every week"
  199. >"But... you're right, something seems off"
  200. >She gives rainbow a serious look
  201. >"Please try to check on them when you can"
  202. >"I'm sure Fluttershy can handle herself, but just incase"
  203. >Rainbow nods and flies off