Maud pie. Indifferent clop short.

Now with a graphical version at

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>"Look Maud. I never took you for a prankster. I mean, really, hammering onto my door in the middle of the night is weird already, but I think I misheard you when you have stated.."

>"It is saddening that you have a hearing issue, Anonymous, though I assume this should not complicate the process of us having sex too far."

>There she goes again. Not that you are against the thought, your penis clearly states it by putting a significant bulge in your boxers.

"Y-you are serious aren't you?"

>Silent stare continues, and you feel that you've just said something stupid and obvious.

"But why? Why me? Why now of all the time?"

>"The percentage of alcohol in my blood is currently way over the acceptable norms."

>And she just walks herself into your house while saying that. Confident and straight. Like a complete and total boss.

>Whyboner?

 

"Uh... As much as I'd love to - don't you think it would be like - taking advantage of your drunken self?"

>"No, I don't. As I've already told you - there is a significant amount of alcohol in my blood. The decision to have sex with you can in theory be proven sub-optimal, but it's my current plan nonetheless."

>Nnnnngh this is ubearable.

"Oh... okay then.. well how do we proceed?"

>"I assume that starting to have sex would be a good way to have sex."

>You have no answer to that.

>Well, should probably do something while she is just standing there.

>You lean down and pull her in for a kiss.

>You half-expected her lips to be cold as a granite slab, but surprisingly they were pretty soft and warm.

>You even managed to part hem and push your tongue inside her mouth.

>However what you mistook for her starting to actually answer your kiss was her starting to speak.

>"Even though trading saliva is highly unsanitary it brought me to higher levels of arousal than before."

>So that's how aroused Maud looks like. Completely the same. Figures.

>"My vagina is producing a lot of natural lubricant. It is a sign of it being ready to take a penis inside of it painlessly."

>Painlessly for whom, you can only wonder.

 

 

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"H-hey how do you feel?"

>"I feel your penis inside my vagina"

"Aand how does it feel?"

>"It feels like a penis. Moving inside my vagina.

>Surprisingly this cold and calculated voice turns you on, but you are not sure for how long will it work and you will feel yourself shrinking under it.

>At least she's hard around you as a rock-grinder.

"Come on, work with me baybe, I want to know if you LIKE it or not."

>"The presence of a penis inside my vagina is currently more preferable than the absence of one."

>Now we are getting somewhere

>"Your penis is a satisfactory substitute to a rock"

>What?

>"While not as hard it's moving without my effort. The fact that there is a living being behind it also brings a feeling of cooperation. Cooperation is important in any activity. Sex included."

>"There is also a question of not needing additional lubrication. On a side note once you finish you don't need to follow the stallions tradition of feeling ashamed of not being able to make the mare finish. I have culminated four times already."

 

 

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"Hey, mind if I try something... new?"

>Silence is your answer.

>It most of the time is.

>You are pretty used to it, the more priceless is the sound of her voice.

>You carefully insert your finger inside of her anus, while keeping the pounding at a reasonable pace.

>Again, not an ear twitch, not a sound. A true Iron Maiden. Rocky maiden to be precise.

>Once you feel she will be comfortable with it you get your dick out of her and slowly insert it into her anus.

>You continue moving inside, ever so slowly, excited about the new development, and feeling almost crushed by her ring.

"So how does that feel?"

>And you walked into it again. Damn.

>"It feels like you have inserted your penis inside of my anus."

>But you know how to act around it now.

"Give me a comparison of current satisfaction levels to previous vaginal sex."

>She is silent for a second, and you feel her anus squeeze around you a little.

>U-unf.

>"Even though the act is undoubtedly unsanitary, it is a new development in the sexual life. For stable partners trying out new things is a matter of trust. Slight discomfort is present, though it's weighted by higher pressure levels."

>That's an "oh god, yes, pound me harder" if you heard one.

>You increase the speed, slapping this rock-hard ass with your palm.

>"Comparison to a rock is also impossible, as I have no experience with inserting rocks into my anus. Note to self, need to perform this act to have a strong comparison ground."

>Oh god that's so hot.

>"Judging by your rigged breath and increased frictions rate - you are enjoying this new activity. This is morally pleasing."

>"Your penis either increased in hardness greatly, or anus has lesser feeling abilities. Either way rock familiarity is at its all-time closest."

>"Before you ask I am culminating at this moment, and have been for past twenty seconds or so,"

 

 

 

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>"Anonymous."

"H-huh? What? Did I do something wrong?"

>"No. You are doing everything in line with my expectations."

"Well ok then."

>You proceed with no intention to stop any time soon.

>Not a minute later you hear another emotionless statement.

>"Anonymous."

>But you understand what it means now.