Title: Random 500+ word Drunken Challenge - The Smell of a Vagina Author: SpiritOfSteel Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/z47Q3EBH First Edit: Tuesday 16th of July 2013 06:00:22 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 16th of July 2013 06:00:22 AM CDT >Be Yellow Pone   >Wonder at smell of own taint   >Be unable to reach around quite well enough to do so.   >Approach Blue Pony to get suggestions on what to do.   "What gives you the idea I'd know or be able to help you with that" the Polychomaticly maned mare responds with le bad poker-face.   >Give Blue Pony deadpan stare.   "Fine, I guess you'd know me well enough to know better than most I've not been with..." Blue pony adds noticing how unsuccessful her bluff check was (rolled a 3 vs a 19)   >Blue Pony looks around uncertain with current surroundings   "We should find someplace else if I am going to help you with anything like this.   >Nod at Blue Pony and follow her in an arbitrary direction away from town.   Le time passing   >Notice you have no idea where you now are   "Rainbow, where are we" you ask the polychromaticly maned Pony   >Blue Pony looks at you belligerently   "What, think I'm going to pull some Zebra shit on you? Don't worry, this part of Whitetail Woods should be isolated enough that we shouldn't be bothered."   >Look at the polychromaticly maned Pony   “Why would we need to worry about others? I mean, we could have just gone to my cottage to talk...”   >Blue Pony bad pokerfaces   “Uh well... I hadn't really thought of that... still, we're already out here and...”   >Blue Pony rubs back of head uncertainly   “I may have kinda totally wanted you for myself”   >le Rapeface   “Oh, well, rainbow, I was kinda just wondering how I smelled... I mean, I can't exactly do that on my own... haven't really been able to get my snout close enough...” >Blue Pony continues le Rapeface   “I can certainly help with that... maybe even a little bit more...”   >Upbeat at getting help turn to Blue Pony, oblivious to le Rapface   “Wonderful, let's just go to my cottage then and see how it goes from there!”   >Le Blue Pony confusedly agrees.   >Walk to cottage, met by White Rabbit   “Oh, hi, could you go out and give us some time? I promise I'll get you some carrots later if you cooperate”   >White Rabbit looks to you suspicious of your motivations, before agreeing and hoping off towards le town.   “Now that we're alone” you begin, “What ideas did you have”   >Blue Pony continues le Rapeface   “Just leave it to me, I've got just what you need.”   >Blue Pony trots off to your bedroom   “Oh my... I do hope everything goes well then.” Blue Pony misses brief Rapeface that overtakes your otherwise calm demeanor.   >Blue Pony beckons for you to follow   >Follow the Polychromaticly Maned pony   “Well, with these restraints...” the Polychromaticly maned mare begins, caught off-guard by the gaze which renders all supplicant   >Walk over to Blue Pony   “Now that I've got you here all by ourselves... why don't you just put yourself into those restraints you so thoughtfully set up? Surely that won't be too much a problem?”   >The Polychromaticly Maned mare complies, unable to break your gaze.   “Since your here all nice and properly bound,” you finish binding her in place, “I can finally smell exactly what it's like down here...”   >Breathe in deeply at Blue Ponies snatch   “Oh, thought it would smell differently.... >Leave after unbinding Blue Pony who leaves confused as to what just happened.