Title:           Flash Sentry x Octavia [WIP]
Author:          SpeedBoostBlaziken
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sd1dmmJK
First Edit:      Tuesday 26th of August 2014 10:41:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 26th of August 2014 10:41:31 PM CDT

>Be Flash Sentry
>Twilight Sparkle recently broke up with you because you didn't have something called "hands"
>You're depressed, maybe even suicidal
>You decide to drink your problems away
>You're off duty after all
>Across the bar, you spot a gray mare looking deeply into her drink
>You muster up the courage to talk to her
>It's time for a bounce-back
"Hello"
>She looks up at you, as gives you a quizzical look
>She's wondering what the GREAT and PRINCESS-DATING Flash Sentry is doing here
"You all alone tonight?"
>She nods and looks back into her glass of ale
"Same here"
>"Wait, what happened?"
"Oh, you know, my marefriend broke up with me and now I'm single again. You know how it goes."
>"Well, personally I've never had a real relationship. Everyone seems to think I'm stuck up, or prissy, or 'no fun'. Can you believe that?"
"Seriously? Ponies have been explicitly told not to judge a book by its cover. It's like they're TRYING to break the rules."
>She giggles at your little joke
>"Well maybe you can have them arrested"
>You chuckle
>"Well, it's not actually a law, per se. But I suppose I could try"