Title: Fall of Cleveland 16 - Buddy Trip Author: Spaghetti_Land Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/PK7V7Xz9 First Edit: Saturday 18th of January 2014 11:45:28 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 18th of January 2014 11:45:28 PM CDT http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/1262   Written by Tabula Rojo   Buddy Trip >You are a chubby little fluffy unicorn stallion named Buddy >You have a white coat and dark red mane and tail >You are a very happy Fluffy! >You are lucky enough to have a really nice Daddy >Sure most Fluffies think they have nice Daddies >But you are pretty sure you have the nicest Daddy around   >Mostly because your daddy stays home every day and plays with you! >He only ever leaves to get yummy nummies for you and himself >Although on most days he spends a real long time staring at his “waptop” >And when he’s busy doing that he won’t play with you >But that’s okay cause when he he gives you scratchies behind your ears instead   >You love your daddy and he always says how much he loves you and how good you are >He says you’re good cause you try your best to be quiet when he’s busy >You almost never make bad poopies… >Except for that time you got tummy owies from eating garbage nummies >But that’s another story >One night you and your daddy were watching the “teebee” >”Meanie Hoomin Wif Cane” says funny things >You and Daddy laugh as he hand feeds you popcorn >Meanie Hoomin goes away >”YAY! Time fo’ co-mer-shals!” you shout >Daddy doesn’t like co-mer-shals >But since you’re a good fluffy he lets you watch them   >First co-mer-shal starts >Funny little lizard munsta says lots of big words in his silly voice >His silly voice always makes you laugh >Lizard munsta goes away >Next you see a breath taking sight >A Mountain Of Spaghetti! >Literally a mountain! You can tell the scale from the houses around it >There’s a voice saying something but you’re too entranced by the power of Spaghetti to listen >Then the camera cuts away and you see a bunch of other Fluffies! >They’re frolicking and playing with a shiny red ball on a big field of green grassies! >Some others are being lead around on leashes or being carried by their Mommies and Daddies >One Fluffy and his daddy go up to a nice Mista in a funny hat and he gives them a bowl of Spaghetti! >Then the camera cuts to a blue earth fluffy that says “Fwuffy wuv sketti wand! Bwring you fwuffies to Sketti wand in Cweavwand!” >That’s the spaghetti strand that broke the fluffy’s back >You jump on your back hooves and put your fore hooves on your daddy’s chest >”Daddy! Daddy! Wan go tah Cweavwand! Go tah Sketties Wand!” you beg with all your might --------------------------------------------------------------- >Watching a recording of House with Buddy >That Hugh Laurie keeps the two of you in stitches >Although you doubt Buddy actually “gets it” >Anyway commercials come on >You sigh >You can’t stand commercials >Half the reason you got a DVR in the first place >But they seem to make Buddy happy so when you two are watching together you let them run >After a spot for Geico an Ad comes up that seems to really grab Buddy’s attention >Looks like an Ad for some new tourist trap in Cleveland >Spaghetti Land? The Fuck? Stupidest name ever >Although you have to admit those Fluffies and their owners do seem to be having fun >At the end they managed to get a Fluffy to do a proper line read >You’re impressed >It’s at this point that you find Buddy actually getting off his chubby little fluffy ass >He’s begging to go to “Sketties Wand” >His big brown eyes filled with passion >You consider this for a moment >Cleveland is not too terribly far >And you can tell this would make Buddy REALLY happy >You check your cell >Your schedule is open around the time the park opens later this month >"Alright Buddy" you say scratching him behind the ears "We'll go" >Buddy gasps in excitement as his eyes light up >Buddy jumps onto the floor and bounds about the room >"WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND! WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND! WE GOIN TAH SKETTIES WAND!" He chants with glee >You haven't seen him move his fat fluffy ass like that since he was a little colt >He stops and tugs on your pant leg >"Wets go Daddy!" he grabs his leash from the shelf next to the door >He beams widely with the leash in his teeth >You laugh at his enthusiasm >"No Buddy we aren't going now." >His goofy smile turns to a goofy frown >He drops his leash and tears well up in his eyes >"W-we not goin tah sketties wand?" He says with sniffle >"Of course we're going you Silly Fluffy" you say with a reassuring scratch behind his ears >"We'll go at the end of the month, think you can wait that long?" >Buddy contemplates this for a good 10 minutes >You take this time to cue up your House recording >You're used to his slow mental processing by now but you still wonder if you may have broken him >"Otay Daddy!" He finally says with a smile "Buddy can wait" >Now that that’s settled, you need to hit the head ------------------------------------------------------------------------- >You are SO EXCITED! >Daddy says you’re going to Sketties Wand >Not right now though >At the end of the “month” >You aren’t sure how long a “month” is, but you hope the of it end is coming soon >After you tell daddy you can wait he gets up from his big soft thing >He has to “go to the bathroom” >That’s his way of saying he has to make poopies >Silly Daddy he should say what he means, and mean what he says >You decide to go poopies too >Your litter box is out on the big wood place that daddy calls “The Deck” >You go through your special door and waddle happily over to the litter box >You’re still so excited! >After you finish, you hear a noise in the grass >It’s almost dark time but it’s still bright enough for you to see >You look out in the grass and see a bunch of other Fluffy Ponies! >”HI NEW FWENDS!” you shout waving your stubby little hoof >As they come closer to the deck you notice they’re kind of dirty >Furthermore they don’t smell pretty, but you’re in too good a mood for that to bother you >You are met with a cacophony of greetings and other babble >”Hi new fwiend!” “Fwuffy wuv new fwiend” “Gif huggies?” “Gif nummies?” >You are eager to share the good news you have >”Fwuffies, mai Daddy is takin me to Sketties Wand!” >”Wah Sketties Wand? Fwuffy wuv Sketties” asks an inquisitive young stallion >”Sketties Wand da bes pwace evah! Deres gween gwassies fo’ pwaying in, shiny wed bawws to woll awound, an aww da sketties yuu can eat!” you explain excitedly to the gathered masses >”Whewe is dis pwace?” another fluffy asks >You take in a deep breath and pause for dramatic effect > >”CWEAVWAND!”