Title: Forever Binding: Rainbow Dash Pt. 2 Author: Soymilk Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/j0eHDYxq First Edit: Monday 9th of November 2015 12:15:45 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 24th of March 2016 10:41:30 PM CDT >The two of you finally find your way to the train station. >"Why are we here? We need to get to the game! " >You raise an eyebrow and glance at your watch. >12:30. >You look back at Dash; She legitimately looks panicked. "Well, for starters, the game doesn't start until 5." >"All the good seats will be taken by then! We gotta go!" >She's flying back and forth now, the winged equivalent of pacing. >You chuckle. "I don't think you'll need a seat with the way you're moving." >She jams her hooves underneath your arms. "Whoa, calm down! The train will take us!" >"No time!" "There's no way you have the str--aaaAAAAHHH!!!" >She successfully manages to lift you about 6 feet from the ground. >You kick helplessly. >"Stop or I'll drop you!" >You go limp as she takes off. >This mare must have super strength. >That or you need to gain a few pounds. >You ARE pretty scrawny. >You're quickly jolted out of your thoughts as you narrowly miss being dismembered by a tree branch. "Higher! Fly higher! " >She grunts, and you hear her wings flap a little faster. >You rise from the trees and get a beautiful view of the landscape. >As she picks up speed you begin to wonder. "Do you know where you're going?" >"Yeah! Phillydelphia, right?" >You catch sight of the train you were going to be on heading towards you. "...You DO know Phillydelphia is the OTHER way, right? " >She suddenly U-turns. "YES."   Two hours later...   >"Way faster than the train, huh?" >The cyan mare gently lowers you to the ground right outside the Stadium. >You spit out a mouthful of duck feathers and glare at her. >"What? I said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know he wouldn't dodge?" >Your arms have been in the same position for so long, they're numb. >You bring your arms down by your sides; you just know they'll be sore tomorrow. >As you're trying to unstiffen some ofb you muscles, you hear a sharp intake of air. >"Come on, Anon! There are ponys already here!" >You glance around and see maybe a dozen carriages in the parking lot. >She pulls you to the front door anyway. >The stallion at the door smirks at you. >"Hard day?" "You don't know the half of it, brother." >"Give him the tickets!" >Dash is hopping up and down, giddy with excitement. >Anymore excited and she'd start wagging her tail. >You dig around in your pockets one by one. "Oh, no." >Dashie freezes in place. >"Oh no? What's wrong?" "I, uh, can't find the tickets." >"WHAT!?" >Before you can say anything, she starts pulling any pocket or hole in your clothing she can get a hold of open. >"What do you mean you can't find it? You had it before you left didn't you? Why--" >She stops to see you slowly pulling the tickets out of your glove, with what she was sure was a shit-eating grin on your face. >"...I hate you." "Love you too, Dashie." >"Dont call me that!" >As you pass the tickets to the Stallion, he snickers. >"Married?" >"N--" "Of course we are!" >Dash shoots you a glare. >"Are you crazy!?" >Your grin widens. >Before she can move, you scoop her up into your arms, bridal style. "Only for you, darling." >Her magenta eyes widen as a pink tint washes over her cheeks. >"Dude!" >She goes to jump down, but you wrap you arm around her torso. >She immediately starts squirming and kicking wildly against you. >Perhaps a bit too wildly. >You're suddenly out of breath as a well placed good catches you in the gut. >Dash seizes the opportunity to flee and disappears into the stadium. >The ticket stallion looks concerned. >"Are you alright, sir?" >You let out a strained chuckle. "No, I'm fine! Trust me, you get used to it when a mare's expecting, you know!" >"Expecting?" >A puzzled look dances over his feature briefly, then revelation. >"Oh! Congratulations!" "Thanks, man." >As the pain finally fades, you stand up straight and smile. "You know what? Think you can help me out?" >He shrugs. >"I can try, but I can't really leave my post." >You gesture to the radio on his hip. "I don't think you need to."   >Be Anon.   >You overlook the growing crowd and grin. >RD is still visible, mostly because she's hovering over that wall that separates the crowd from the field. >For the third time, she's waved back by security. >She'd better knock it off before she gets booted. >As you wait for your food, your eyes start to water. >"Jalapeno nachos, two Colt-a-Colas and a chili dog?" "That's me." >Jesus, there's more jalapenos than chips in this thing. >Tears start to stain your mask. >The unicorn working the concessions stand gives an incredulous glance. >"Calm down, guy. It ain't that good." >Its fucking concession food "Could you give me another basket?" >He shrugs and tosses an empty container your way. >You cover the nachos, but your eyes don't stop burning. >As you start to head back down to witness the inevitable horror of Dash eating, you're stopped by a freakishly skinny unicorn. >"Hello, friend! You seem down!" >Some of the color schemes in Equestria looked weird, but this poor lad looks like someone squeezed toothpaste onto a stick of butter. "I'm not. I just need to get to my seat." >You step around him, only to be blocked once more by another, equally emaciated colt. >"Indeed he does , brother!" "No, I just need to get this fucking food out of my face." >A jaunty tune starts playing somewhere. >"How would you like a baseball cap, sonny?" "Oh, god. Don't start." >"One for you, another for your honey!" "Stop, I don't --" >"Colts or Broncos, who can decide?" >Tears are pouring from your eyes as the scent decides your sinuses may be a good place to live. >"You'll whichever hat with pride!" >"Half off for you, my saddened friend!: >"10 bits a pop, the saving never end!" >"Its guaranteed to turn your frown upside dooow--" "IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP, GIVE ME ONE! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, FUCK!" >You practically throw the bits at them. >"A fine choice, sir!" >"Pleasure doing business with you!" >They toss a Colts cap at you and scuttle away.