- >You arrive at work early again
- >You're sure youre boss dosent mind
- >in fact for such a quiet man he seems quite pleased your there
- >"hurry up, the fluffies get up with the sun" he says
- >not sure if encourging bad behavior in you
- >or just oblivious and frightened by fluffies
- >you walk out of sight and don your mask
- >either way your golden on this so why not keep going
- >you trace your way back to the newspaper citadel and look upon your host
- >it looks like your oficers kept order last night
- >two more ex- nobles lie dead
- >their horns are ripped off and stuffed in their asses
- >your pretty sure patch did that
- >you also notice a pile of scrap and spare parts about knee high in the middle of camp
- >good fluffies
- >You look around for what you need right now though
- >right there, two metal trash can lids
- >you bang thenm together and scare the ever living shit out of the fluffies
- >2 dams fluffsplode
- >hey where you had 2 now you have 9
- >such is life in soviet union
- >you then begin barking orders for all of the army fluffs to assemble
- >you really just said
- "all army fluffies come here right now"
- >and by said I mean bellowed
- >and by bellowed I mean wake up the drunken hobo across the dump bellowed
- >Your fluffies scramble to you
- >you can see why patch is ramming any fluffy thats moving even a little slow
- >you love this little bastard
- >tough as nails that one
- >you look at your filthy army of mongrels
- "smarty says we need more land"
- >you can easiliy justify war to these simpletons
- "we need more nummies and more fluffies
- >"most of them look confused
- >you don't think they ever NEEDED more fluffies
- >but they don't want the gulag so they'll go along with anything
- "where are the herds of bad fluffies"
- >your hoping their smart enough to at least keep track of the enemy
- >"dey ova dere in tha big nummies pwace"
- >one after another they pipe up with some kind of location
- >there seem to be 5 herds in the dump aside from yours
- >and they seem to base themselves around "natural" resources
- >one controls the section for food refuse
- >americans, always ones to waste food
- >fluffies are not so
- >another is based among the old cars and other vehicular garbage
- >two more are constantly fighting over the grass clippings and compost
- >another lives in the electronic waste, and they seem to wear the old parts as armor
- >Laughable
- >and the least powerful herd lives in the broken bottles of the recycling center
- >you'd like to get that food
- >but you'd need more troops
- >the food tribe is the most powerful
- >instead you'll set upon the grass conflict
- >hopefully one side will join you so they can beat the other
- >You really hope your not giving these things too much credit in the mental area
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