Title:           Nerdhorse the Unloved finds himself on Earth
Author:          SourGrapes
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nfFJmYCn
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of February 2014 06:54:50 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of February 2014 06:54:50 PM CDT

>nerd pone sees option thread on 4hock
>option 1: have an anon brought to equestria, but you're not allowed any sex
>option 2: go to earth with an anon and sex allowed, but you never see any other humans
"option two, yes please, op!"
>whoosh to earth
>"what the fuck kind of pony is this"
"h-hi anon it's so nice to meet you my name is gizmo!"
>"what the fuck i never told you my name"
"oh anon i know all about you, i read all your threads on 4hock, you're very dreamy"
>"dear jesus what the fuck"
"oh my gosh i'm so excited to-- hey, anon, where are you taking me"
"what are we going to do outside, anon?"
"h-h-hey, wait, i'm n-not supposed to be seen by a-anyone else, r-r-remember?"
[spoiler]"i-i'm sorry i wasn't what you were expecting, anon"
"i only wanted to meet my f-favourite human for once"[/spoiler]
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>gizmo slowly rises up onto shaky legs
>plucks some blade of grass from his glasses, dabs at the grass stain on his bowtie
"i got all dressed up nice and everything, too, anon"
>realizes he's on a lawn in plain sight, runs back to house
>knock knock knock
"can i please come back in anon? i don't want to be seen by anyone and it's a bit chilly out"
>"no, fuck you, i was promised dashie"
"dashie as in THE rainbow dash?"
>"no dash as in fucking pinkie pie, of course it's rainbow dash"
"i... i guess i can't really measure up to that"
>gizmo sits on the welcome mat
"i'll just be right here if you need me, anon"
>anon will come around, he's got to, he wouldn't just leave you out here
>night falls
>gizmo is crouching by the hot air exhaust pipe around the side of anon's house, shivering
>looks in the nearby window to see anon watching tv and snacking on some doritos
>anon notices, gizmo waves to him
>anon walks up to window slowly
>shuts the blinds
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>gizmo tries opening one of anon's basement windows
>finds one in the backyard that works
>carefully wipes hooves off on tie to not get anything inside dirty
>slips inside, gets window closed
>breathes sigh of relief
>basement is unfinished, nothing around but a cold floor and some old cardboard boxes
>climbs up stairs
"anon i'm sorry for breaking in but--"
>"dude what the fuck are you doing in my house"
"can i please just live in your basement here? you don't seem to be using it"
>anon gets up, runs to basement door
>pushes it closed, knocking gizmo down the stairs
>click
"anon can i please use your bathroom"
>"go away"
"i really have to go"
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>floor is really cold
>gizmo fashions himself a mattress out of some flattened cardboard boxes
>finds an empty bucket and some other supplies in the boxes
"well, it's better than nothing, i guess"
>quietly tries to pee in bucket
>mops up stray droplets with dirty tie
>smells like horse piss in here
>checks doors in basement
>furnace, laundry room
>finds toilet room, with sink and clean toilet
>sink tap doesn't work, uses water in toilet to wash hooves
>brings in full bucket, pours into toilet
>flushes
>toilet isn't working either