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Nerdhorse the Unloved finds himself on Earth

By: SourGrapes on Feb 2nd, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.96 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >nerd pone sees option thread on 4hock
  2. >option 1: have an anon brought to equestria, but you're not allowed any sex
  3. >option 2: go to earth with an anon and sex allowed, but you never see any other humans
  4. "option two, yes please, op!"
  5. >whoosh to earth
  6. >"what the fuck kind of pony is this"
  7. "h-hi anon it's so nice to meet you my name is gizmo!"
  8. >"what the fuck i never told you my name"
  9. "oh anon i know all about you, i read all your threads on 4hock, you're very dreamy"
  10. >"dear jesus what the fuck"
  11. "oh my gosh i'm so excited to-- hey, anon, where are you taking me"
  12. "what are we going to do outside, anon?"
  13. "h-h-hey, wait, i'm n-not supposed to be seen by a-anyone else, r-r-remember?"
  14. [spoiler]"i-i'm sorry i wasn't what you were expecting, anon"
  15. "i only wanted to meet my f-favourite human for once"[/spoiler]
  16. __
  17.  
  18. >gizmo slowly rises up onto shaky legs
  19. >plucks some blade of grass from his glasses, dabs at the grass stain on his bowtie
  20. "i got all dressed up nice and everything, too, anon"
  21. >realizes he's on a lawn in plain sight, runs back to house
  22. >knock knock knock
  23. "can i please come back in anon? i don't want to be seen by anyone and it's a bit chilly out"
  24. >"no, fuck you, i was promised dashie"
  25. "dashie as in THE rainbow dash?"
  26. >"no dash as in fucking pinkie pie, of course it's rainbow dash"
  27. "i... i guess i can't really measure up to that"
  28. >gizmo sits on the welcome mat
  29. "i'll just be right here if you need me, anon"
  30. >anon will come around, he's got to, he wouldn't just leave you out here
  31. >night falls
  32. >gizmo is crouching by the hot air exhaust pipe around the side of anon's house, shivering
  33. >looks in the nearby window to see anon watching tv and snacking on some doritos
  34. >anon notices, gizmo waves to him
  35. >anon walks up to window slowly
  36. >shuts the blinds
  37. __
  38.  
  39. >gizmo tries opening one of anon's basement windows
  40. >finds one in the backyard that works
  41. >carefully wipes hooves off on tie to not get anything inside dirty
  42. >slips inside, gets window closed
  43. >breathes sigh of relief
  44. >basement is unfinished, nothing around but a cold floor and some old cardboard boxes
  45. >climbs up stairs
  46. "anon i'm sorry for breaking in but--"
  47. >"dude what the fuck are you doing in my house"
  48. "can i please just live in your basement here? you don't seem to be using it"
  49. >anon gets up, runs to basement door
  50. >pushes it closed, knocking gizmo down the stairs
  51. >click
  52. "anon can i please use your bathroom"
  53. >"go away"
  54. "i really have to go"
  55. __
  56.  
  57. >floor is really cold
  58. >gizmo fashions himself a mattress out of some flattened cardboard boxes
  59. >finds an empty bucket and some other supplies in the boxes
  60. "well, it's better than nothing, i guess"
  61. >quietly tries to pee in bucket
  62. >mops up stray droplets with dirty tie
  63. >smells like horse piss in here
  64. >checks doors in basement
  65. >furnace, laundry room
  66. >finds toilet room, with sink and clean toilet
  67. >sink tap doesn't work, uses water in toilet to wash hooves
  68. >brings in full bucket, pours into toilet
  69. >flushes
  70. >toilet isn't working either
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