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  1. APPLESACK INDEX: http://pastebin.com/drgxqEqF
  2. APPLESACK PART 2: http://pastebin.com/fBgrTY9W
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  6. WARNING: this portion of applesack has been retconned because it sucks and it's full of pandering
  7. the real part three can be found at http://pastebin.com/6XGqyTHX
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  11. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15950888 begins
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  16. i was on applesabbatical
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  21. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15998318 begins
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  26. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)16:59 No.16001626
  27. File: 1391119161075.jpg-(79 KB, 400x334, 1379877147423.jpg)
  28. [editor's note: Saul crying and eating a sandwich]
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  30. I miss applesack...
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  34. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)17:05 No.16001724
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  36. >>16001626
  37. What happened to him? Is he kill?
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  41. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)17:15 No.16001866
  42. File: 1391120153525.jpg-(37 KB, 231x320, spongebob-feel.jpg)
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  44. >>16001626
  45. >>16001724
  46. no no no
  47. please don't cry anons
  48.  
  49. look see i am writing applesack now
  50. i am putting words into sentences and these sentences are expressing coherent, complete thoughts
  51. the sentences are about applesack and the number of such sentences that i have is strictly greater than one
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  55. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)17:26 No.16002007
  56. File: 1391120777875.png-(345 KB, 437x537, 1391016195214.png)
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  58. >>16001866 (You)
  59. C-come back to us senpai
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  62.  
  63. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)17:43 No.16002268
  64. File: 1391121832787.png-(1.22 MB, 1875x1200, Applesack.png)
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  66. >>16001866 (You)
  67.  
  68. Lurker/Drawfag here.
  69. Dun drew something in your honor
  70. Critique (or whatever) welcome, and if ya guys like it, I could draw some more.
  71.  
  72. There goes my post virginity
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  75.  
  76. >> [] applesack  Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)18:12 No.16002680
  77.  
  78. >>15946718
  79. >If there's one thing you've learned when dealing with misbehaviour, it's that they'll take a mile if you give as much as an inch.
  80. >If you don't exercise your superiority, it will get fat and out of shape, and hard to use when you really need it.
  81. >But Applejack wouldn't be like that, would she?
  82. >She's honest, down-to-earth. She wouldn't push you about.
  83. >You put on a softer face
  84. "Hey, Applejack."
  85. >She doesn't look up at you as you sit down beside her.
  86. >"What."
  87. >You place your hand lightly on her back, and, feeling it tense up, stroke it a little so as to explain that you have no malicious intent.
  88. "Look, I don't want to antagonize you here or anything. I just know very well where this path leads and I'm trying to nip this in the bud."
  89. >"What path?"
  90. "Video game addiction."
  91. >"Addiction? What?"
  92. >Her voice isn't rising, but it remains... Intense? Serious? You don't know the word for it.
  93. "You got a little too invested in the game on my phone, back there. It's just a game, you're supposed to enjoy yourself."
  94. >"I was, matter of fact, until you took the phone from me!"
  95. >Applejack gives you another 'humph'. You open and close your mouth a couple of times, thinking of something to say back.
  96. >"And why do you keep touching me all the time, Anon? Can't you keep your freaky hands off?!"
  97. >Immediately your hand retracts, as though it had just touched an electric shock.
  98. >What's gotten into her?
  99. >The tactile memory of AJ's fur, her warm body, her strong back, all quickly left your hand and dissipated into nothingness.
  100. "I-I-I didn't know."
  101. >What were you doing wrong?
  102. "Human a-are very tactile creatures... Typically the most meaningful displays of a-affection are through physical contact."
  103. >The words came out of your mouth very clinically, as though they were someone else's.
  104. >You don't remember coming up with them. They were probably true, though.
  105. >AJ says nothing.
  106. "I-I think I need something to drink, I'll be right back."
  107. >You really just needed an excuse to leave the room.
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  111. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)18:20 No.16002846
  112. File: 1391124032160.gif-(1.83 MB, 685x516, 1389211279499.gif)
  113.  
  114. >>16002680 (You)
  115.  
  116. rejection is magic
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  120. >> [] Nehem  01/30/14(Thu)18:21 No.16002866
  121.  
  122. >>16002680 (You)
  123. What an applebitch. Gawd.
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  127. >> [] The Dubs Menace  01/30/14(Thu)18:23 No.16002896
  128.  
  129. >>16002680 (You)
  130. That hurt to read.
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  134. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)19:58 No.16004748
  135. File: 1391129933580.jpg-(18 KB, 244x320, beatiful+story+_2745a8b8f(...).jpg)
  136.  
  137. >>16002680 (You)
  138.  
  139. >2h.
  140. >still F5's every 2 minutes
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  144. >> [] applesack  Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)21:05 No.16005985
  145.  
  146. >>16002680 (You)
  147. >What were you doing wrong?
  148. >You walked down the stairs at about half your normal speed, in case you'd need more time that normal to think.
  149. >She can't still be mad about the game, could she?
  150. >Was it the breakdown from a couple of hours ago?
  151. >Maybe. It'd be stupid of you to think that some peaceful brushie and a slap on the ass would make everything better all of a sudden.
  152. >...Could it be you? Did you do something?
  153. >AJ got mad that you were touching her. Do you touch too much?
  154. >It was hard to resist, because she's a pony, and who knows how long she's going to be around, right?
  155. >But still...
  156. "Freaky hands."
  157. >You inspect at the freaky hands.
  158. >They didn't seem all that freaky to you, really.
  159. >They've got big wrinkles in them, sure, but those are normal.
  160. >One, two, three segments on each finger. Two on each thumb, themselves opposable and apposable.
  161. >The fingertips are covered in their standard swirls and whorls. You've got a couple of scars on this index fingertip here, some run-ins with knives long ago, but nothing horribly disfiguring.
  162. >Backs are the same, too. Nails are trimmed neatly. A little hangnail over here, you should clip that later.
  163. >And there's the tough pad on your finger that you've built up over years of writing.
  164. >Sure, maybe AJ isn't used to hands, but like, you can't really help your having them, can you?
  165. >Sigh.
  166. >You can't really explain why, but Applejack's comment really got you off guard.
  167. >Is it too early to have a stiff drink?
  168. >1:21. Yeah, it is.
  169. >Wait, shit, how long have you been standing here? What time did you leave the room?
  170. >You didn't think to check the time.
  171. >Well, whatever, you didn't want a drink anyway.
  172. >You make your way back up the stairs, licking your lips a little to pretend like you just had a drink of water.
  173. >You turn into your bedroom.
  174. >AJ, now sitting up on the bed, looks up at you with a relieved look on her face.
  175. >It quickly fades into a sadder expression, and you gulp.
  176. >"Mighty long drink of water, that was."
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  180. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)22:58 No.16007842
  181.  
  182. >>16005985 (You)
  183. >Applejack's comment didn't help the tension in the room at all.
  184. >You take a few steps in, completely lost as to what to say.
  185. "Uh, s-sorry."
  186. >AJ continues to look down at her legs.
  187. >"No, Anon, I'm sorry."
  188. >Before you can spin that sentence around in your head, sedimentate the meaning out, a pair of hooves is dragging you to the bed, urging you to sit.
  189. >Once you do, Applejack sits beside you and grabs your hand.
  190. >"I'm sorry for acting up like that. I didn't see it, I got so darn mad, and then when you didn't come right back I started getting worried."
  191. >You're still processing all these words, and trying to find an explanation of your own for her behaviour.
  192. >"You were right, it is just a game. I'd just never played anything like it."
  193. >Finally, things clicked together.
  194. >"...And I'm sorry I called your hands freaky, Anon."
  195. >AJ is looking down at your hand, kneading it lightly between her hooves, inspecting it.
  196. "Please, if something's bugging you, tell me. The last thing I want is to make you feel uncomfortable."
  197. >"But it's not. See?"
  198. >She brings your hand up to her face, putting the backs of your semi-curled fingers up to her cheek.
  199. >It's a warm cheek, and for whatever reason you can't withhold a grin. Seeing this makes AJ smile back.
  200. >You sit like this for a bit, and soon Applejack lets go of your hand. You don't retract it, though, and instead start rubbing, caressing her cheek.
  201. >She scoots closer to you as you bring your second hand up, feeling her jaw, her neck, her face.
  202. >After a while, you cup both of AJ's cheeks in your hands, holding her head carefully some six inches from your own.
  203. >She stares at you with big eyes, as you gaze upon her smooth, unforrowed brow; her small muzzle; her cute nostrils, slowly intaking air.
  204. >Her smooth, soft-looking lips...
  205. "Uh, Applejack... I have an embarrassing question..."
  206. >"What is it, Anon?"
  207. >Her big green eyes sparkle at you, and you can almost see yourself in them.
  208. "Would you mind if we, uh... That is, could I..."
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  212. >> [] Nope  01/30/14(Thu)23:05 No.16007987
  213.  
  214. >>16007842 (You)
  215. Aaaawwwwwwwwwww
  216. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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  220. >> [] ss2  01/30/14(Thu)23:07 No.16008031
  221. File: 1391141254963.png-(32 KB, 178x226, 1390606307859.png)
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  223. >>16007842 (You)
  224. OH FUCK!
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  228. >> [] Anonymous  01/30/14(Thu)23:34 No.16008548
  229. File: 1391142842586.jpg-(61 KB, 400x400, 1388856171066.jpg)
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  231. >>16007842 (You)
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  235. >> [] Anonymous  01/31/14(Fri)00:08 No.16009288
  236.  
  237. >>16002680 (You)
  238. Yay! Applesack's back!
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  242. >> [] Anonymous  01/31/14(Fri)00:10 No.16009329
  243.  
  244. >>16007842 (You)
  245. >F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
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  249. >> [] Anonymous  01/31/14(Fri)13:49 No.16018846
  250.  
  251. >>16007842 (You)
  252. >not snatching your hand away from her "freaky hooves"
  253. Anon confirmed for beta.
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  257. >> [] applesack  Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)01:15 No.16029705
  258.  
  259. >>16007842 (You)
  260. >Goddamn, why was it so hard to spit out a couple of words.
  261. >Man up, Anon. All or nothing.
  262. "Could I, uh, rub your belly?"
  263. >At first, AJ's response is confused surprise, her eyebrows raising and then lowering, as though you hit her with something unexpected.
  264. >"My belly?"
  265. >The look on her face quickly turns into a smirk and a giggle when she sees your cheeks grow hot and toasty.
  266. >You drop your hands, slowly, in a half-hearted attempt to retreat into yourself, like the last bit of saucy spaghetti squirming out of your fork.
  267. >"Is this one of your human things?"
  268. >Not in general, no.
  269. "Y-yeah, I guess."
  270. >"You're not going to do anything weird, are you, Anon?"
  271. "Oh, no, I just, uh, have a thing for cute things."
  272. >"...You think I'm cute, Anon?"
  273. >Until that was said, your blush had been slowly starting to fade; it returns in full force.
  274. >"Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt. Try everything once, right?"
  275. >Applejack stretches a little, as though this kind of thing took preparation, and takes off her hat, dropping it on the bed beside you.
  276. >Then, roughly, she falls into your lap, belly-up.
  277. >Her forehooves are doing that cute folding thing over her chest, so that you get a full view of her barrel.
  278. >Her hind legs are sort of hanging in the air, bouncing just a bit as though propped up by their internal configuration.
  279. >You take note of some toned thighs, a lean belly, and just barely visible crotchboob...
  280. >But this is no time for that!
  281. >"Have at it, sugarcube."
  282. >Applejack smiles, somewhere in between total innocence and outright lewdness.
  283. >You are excited enough that you're about fit to explode.
  284. >You start to rub, almost massage AJ's tummy, eliciting an 'mmm'.
  285. >"This is nice..."
  286. >Her fur is a little softer down here: not fluffy, but perceptibly different.
  287. >Your hand moves through her warm coat, and the skin pulls to follow your motion just a teeny bit.
  288. >This goes on for a little while, until you get an idea.
  289. >You start to scratch Applejack's belly, lightly but vigorously.
  290.  
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  293. >> [] Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)01:29 No.16029952
  294.  
  295. >>16029705 (You)
  296. and with that post, we have officially broken 22 thousand words
  297. for those of you keeping track at home, that's a lot
  298. it's been 2 weeks since i started, so we're talking about a NaNoWriMo pace, here
  299.  
  300. remember, national pony writing month is this september
  301. if i can do applesack, you can write a silly little novel about horses
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  305. >> [] Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)02:07 No.16030645
  306.  
  307. >>16029952 (You)
  308. You make my day, Applefag.
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  311.  
  312. >> [] applesack  Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)12:49 No.16036922
  313.  
  314. >>16029705
  315. >Nothing too hard, just enough pressure to hear that telltale sound of something being scratched.
  316. >Applejack raises her head a little to see what has changed, but before long her head has fallen back and her eyes are half-lidded.
  317. >"Mmmmmmmm..."
  318. >This moan is longer, more sustained. It starts low, then rises in pitch and intensity before fading into an exhale.
  319. >You bring in a second hand and start moving your scratching around, to see if that might do anything for her.
  320. >"Mmm, oh, oh yeah, right there, sugarcube..."
  321. >AJ's really getting into it now.
  322. >Her eyes are almost closed, and her head is leaning back really far...?
  323. >Oh, lordy, she's arching her back, raising her barrel up at you.
  324. >Her forelegs are starting to shift about, spreading a little, as though giving you more berth.
  325. >Before long she starts kicking out her hindleg a little, a behaviour you can only remember seeing in a sleeping Pinkie Pie, from some episode you can't recall right now.
  326. >ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh
  327. >You're scratching pony belly! Fuck yeah!
  328. >Applejack can't seem to pick a position for a long while, before she finally settles into a lazy kind of relaxed.
  329. >Her tongue lolls out for just a second, but she quickly catches herself and puts that away.
  330. >You dispense with the scratching fingers and go back to stroking her belly.
  331. >You are probably the most satisfied person on the planet.
  332. >Applejack, a picture of pure bliss, is lying in your lap, smiling.
  333. >You only become aware that you're grinning back with all your might when you feel an aching in your cheeks.
  334. >Man, aren't you glad you manned the fuck up, huh? Stupid beta Anon, you've been missing out all this time.
  335. >Feeling satisfied with yourself and the expression you've given AJ, you rest your hands.
  336. >You leave one hand on her chest, and feel it rising and falling slowly, orange fur shifting irregularly around your splayed fingers.
  337. >"Anon?"
  338. >You look at her face, and see a lazy smile gleam back.
  339. "Yeah, Applejack?"
  340. >"...Why'd you stop?"
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  344. >> [] Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)13:03 No.16037168
  345. File: 1391277792223.jpg-(19 KB, 320x263, weirdest boner.jpg)
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  347. >>16036922 (You)
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  351. >> [] Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)13:23 No.16037569
  352. File: 1391279025966.jpg-(28 KB, 378x434, tumblr_mtvdj2p6ye1rxenr3o2_400.jpg)
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  354. >>16036922 (You)
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  356. hnnnnnnggg
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  360. >> [] Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)16:32 No.16040860
  361. File: 1391290379981.gif-(1.23 MB, 300x223, Expand.gif)
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  363. >>16036922 (You)
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  367. >> [] applesack  Anonymous  02/01/14(Sat)17:22 No.16041903
  368.  
  369. >>16036922 (You)
  370. >If you hadn't yet contracted diabetes from your various encounters with cute things on the internet, then you surely had it now.
  371. >It's all you can do not to belt out an audible "D'AWW".
  372. "Well, I gotta keep you coming back for more later, right? Better to pace myself, I wouldn't want to wear you out too fast."
  373. >"Bucking broncos, Anon, y'all are such a tease."
  374. >Oh, YOU'RE the tease?
  375. >You still haven't forgotten about this morning's "darn shame".
  376. >You choose to say nothing, however, and just rest like this with AJ a little while longer.
  377. >
  378. >A little while longer takes you right up to half past one.
  379. >AJ excuses herself to the bathroom after you manage to peel yourselves away from each other.
  380. >You crack a joke about last night, and she backs up a little too close to you to make a less-than-playful bucking gesture with one rear leg.
  381. >The hoof stops right before your chest, and then slowly and deliberately presses into you.
  382. >The message is not lost, and you throw a hasty apology after the mare as she leaves the room.
  383. >Now, where were you?
  384. >Doing research, right?
  385. >You could still check out places that the two of you could play outside safely, using Google Maps or something.
  386. >There was also the matter of procuring a more suitable diet for Applehat, featuring maybe hay, seeds, flower, and whatever else it is that horses enjoy in a meal.
  387. >Luckily, it was only Saturday, so you could maybe squeeze something in tomorrow before your prior commitments come into play.
  388. >This weekend was a cleaning weekend, so you can waste the time away for the most part, but you still have to work for a living, Monday to Friday.
  389. >You sit back in your computer, and recommence investigations.
  390. >You could probably figure out which outdoor site was the best by checking the amount of nearby roads and attractions and shit.
  391. >Depending on how near the abandoned barns are to residential areas, you might--
  392. >"Hey, Anon," AJ yawns behind you, "if I can't go outside, what else can I do around here?"