Title: Applesack deleted scene: "Called the paramedics" Author: SourGrapes Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/yYR4ZP9t First Edit: Friday 7th of February 2014 12:55:37 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 7th of February 2014 12:55:37 AM CDT [01:44] should i have like a dream scene [01:45] while anon is unconscious [01:45] Anon gets it on with AJ. [01:47] Stick it in the pooper. [01:48] shoves apples in her vagina [01:48] Then Anon wakes up to Applejack mimicking a heart monitor, and then she says: "That's what it would sound like if we had health insurance." [01:48] man like i actually have a weird as shit idea for a dream [01:48] Then it turns into an Obamacare commercial [01:49] Then he actually wakes up. [01:49] anon wakes up, finds aj crying over his body [01:49] he tries to accost her in some way, but she can't hear him and doesn't acknowledge that he's moved [01:50] and she keeps going "please wake up anon" "i'm sorry" "you can't be dead" [01:50] then she says "just hold on, the paramedics are on their way" [01:51] and anon's all like "what the fuck how do you even know who that is" [01:51] "hide quickly before they see you" and aj continues to ignore him [01:51] DO IT [01:51] then sirens approach, and aj looks up, says "oh thank celestia, anon, they're here, everything's going to be okay" [01:52] anon can't see the door from his position but it gets kicked open and aj steps away from the landing to greet them and point them in anon's direction [01:52] but it's not paramedics, it's guys in suits [01:53] and they catch aj and tie her up and drag her away and she's still yelling "see anon everything will be okay they will fix you and make you better" [01:54] and then they leave and shut the door again and leave anon there [01:54] * Obzedat (qwebirc@Rizon-B0D4A774.socal.res.rr.com) has joined [01:54] on a scale of 1 to yes how fucked up is that   >>16148133 >You awaken to the sound of weeping. >Something on your chest is shuddering, shaking, maybe muffled crying noises into your chest. >You start to shift a little, trying to get into a better position, but quickly cease the motion when your body complains. >You can turn your head a little, though, if you ignore the buzzing in your neck. >It's Applejack. She's hatless, her mane is frazzled, and she's clearly bawling her eyes, but she's there. >You raise a weak, aching arm, and quickly drop it. Instead you opt to try to get AJ's attention vocally. >The words that come out of your mouth are hushed, as though all the energy was sucked out of them, but they are crisp and unslurred. "Hey, Applejack..." >She doesn't seem to hear you. >You're about to try the right arm, again, but she suddenly looks up at you, mid-sob, with wide, shiny eyes. >"I'm so sorry, Anon. I'm so so sorry." >She rests her hooves on your chest lightly, and chokes back another sob. >"I didn't mean for this to happen." "Hey, AJ, please. Calm down." >"Please don't be dead, Anon." >Wait, what? "I, uh--what? I'm not dead, AJ. I'm here." >"Just hold on, Anon, okay? For me. Please." "I'm awake, Applejack, I'm not dying." >"I can hear your heart beating, your chest breathing. Just please, don't give up on me, Anon. You can't." >What is going on? "AJ, I'm here, I'm okay. Well, I'm not okay, but I--" >A fresh round of tears spills out of Applejack's eyes and she starts bawling again. >She grabs your cheeks in her shaking hooves, as though to caress you, and blubbers something incoherent through her sobs. "AJ, look at me. Applejack. What's going on?" >"It won't be much longer Anon, just hold on a little longer. The paramedics will be here soon, and then everything will be alright." >The who? "The para... What? How do you...? You called the ambulance?" >She drops your face and grabs your hand between her hooves, sending sparks of pain down your forearm. >"Just, please, Anon, you have to get through this."   >>161XXXXX "You... you called the ambulance? How did you...?" >Your thoughts were going a mile a minute, trying to rationalize this new information. >"They're coming, Anon, they're going to fix everything, they're going to make it all okay." "Jesus, AJ, you have to hide! They can't see you, they can't know you're here! Hide, quick!" >"Just hang in there, Anon. Stay with me. You can't die, you just can't." >The orange pony is rocking back and forth, tears streaming freely down her face and off her chin. "What are you talking about, AJ, I'm right here, I'm talking to you! You have to go hide, quick, before the EMTs see you!" >A panic settles in, making you breathe faster and raising your voice. >Applejack doesn't seem to hear you though. >"It's okay, Anon, it's going to be okay. Just hold... wait, I hear the sirens! They're almost here! Come on, Anon, just a little longer!" >What the fuck is going on? "Applejack, stop, you have to hide, now!" >Reflections of flashing red and blue lights slowly grow on your wall. >You can't see the front door from this angle, because there's a wall in the way, but you assume the same is happening. >"They're almost here, Anon, they're going to help you, they're going to fix everything." "Jesus, AJ, fucking hide, now!" >There's a knock at your door, and the mare lets go of your hand, stepping away from the landing. >"Oh, thank Celestia, you're here! Help Anon, please!" >You try to yell to Applejack to hide once more, but there suddenly a thundering sound, of wood cracking and splintering loudly. >Loud, coordinated footsteps rush in your front entrance. >"There he is, right there on the stairs, help him!" >Suddenly a man in a suit tackles AJ to the ground, and another two advance behind him. "NO! What the fuck?!" >They don't look up. >AJ continues to try to soothe you. >"It's going to be alright, Anon! They're going to fix you, everything will be better!" >A gag is stuffed in the mare's mouth and she is dragged out of your line of sight.   >>161XXXXX >You awaken with a sharp inhale, and immediately regret it as a spiderweb of pain sizzles in your chest. >Your eyes are greeted by white ceiling, somewhere high above you. >Your back rests on some hard, unforgiving bars--stairs, right--and one of your legs is bent underneath you in a really uncomfortable position. >...What just happened? >Was that a dream? >...