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Poker Night (Tipsy one shot)

By: Sorcanon on Jun 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.09 KB  |  hits: 374  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous.
  2. >And you invited your friends over to your house for a fun night of poker.
  3. >Noise insisted on it being strip poker, like he always did.
  4. >Plague just insisted on hugging everyone, and you insisted he stayed the fuck away from Dinky with that shit.
  5. >Your friends were awesome.
  6. >But they were really, really shitty at poker.
  7. >Such is the price of worshipping inferior powers of CHAOS.
  8. >You sigh as you glance up at Noise, and the Vinyl Scratch of his reality perched in his lap.
  9. "Noise."
  10. >"Huh?"
  11. "Why the fuck are you naked?"
  12. >"You said this was strip poker, didn't you?"
  13. "...Yes."
  14. >"Then what's the problem?"
  15. "We havn't started the game yet."
  16. >"Oh."
  17. "Yeah."
  18. >"Who gives a fuck, you win every time anyway, Sorcerer."
  19. >It was true, but stil-
  20. "Noise, CUT IT OUT WITH THAT SHIT! I HAVE A DAUGHTER, FOR TZEENTCH'S SAKE!"
  21. >Noise pauses, his tongue already wrapped around Vinyl Scratch's.
  22. >"Mmmmphrgle?"
  23. >"BY NURGLE, WE'RE PLAYING STRIP POKER?"
  24. >Oh Tzeentch no.
  25. >You reach out and cover Ditzy's eyes.
  26. >Noise screams in horror as Plague gets naked.
  27. >Tonight was an average poker night.
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