Title:           Omegle Trolling #2 -19815
Author:          SonsOfLulz
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MGzsi8zL
First Edit:      Tuesday 6th of March 2012 01:44:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 6th of March 2012 01:44:18 PM CDT

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 
You: why are you wasting all your time on omegle?
 
Stranger: hi
 
You: you probably are someone who no one likes
 
You: and that's why you gotta go into a chat room where no one knows you
 
Stranger: M or F
 
You: I ain't telling
 
You: let me guess
 
You: you are a male
 
You: you are in your 20s
 
You: you are alone in your life
 
Stranger: and you what are you doing here ...
 
You: I'm here to spread the truth
 
You: well, am I hitting the nail on the head?
 
You: tell me, how many women like you in your life?
 
Stranger: And me too
 
You: and I don't mean relationshipwise
 
You: I mean just simply like you
 
Stranger: please are you a male or female
 
You: and my words are probably hurting you
 
You: and the reason being is that they are true
 
You: any second now you will disconnect
 
You: and cry
 
Stranger: Do you have any email
 
You: yes
 
You: gaben@valvesoftware.com
 
Stranger: hahahah
 
Stranger: We can talk alot....
 
Stranger: Oh okay..
 
Stranger: Oh okay..But you don't have yahoo or facebook...
 
You: no, I will only communicate through email
 
You: please be sure to ask why I won't release episode 3
 
Stranger: Okay..
 
Stranger: hahahha
 
Stranger: Please if you have yahoo id we can talk alot there okay...
 
You: no
 
You: why would I want to talk to a loser like you?
 
Stranger: Oh really..
 
Stranger: but please i would you tell me you are a m or f
 
You: how about you tell me first?
 
You: you are a male?
 
You: you are in your 20s?
 
You: you are desperate for attention?
 
You: how many of those three are true?
 
Stranger: hahahah
 
Stranger: Why can you be honest..
 
Stranger: Please i need your yahoo id okay...
 
You: why can't you be honest?
 
You: I'm asking you a simple yes or no question
 
You: are you a male?
 
You: yes or no
 
You: not hard
 
Stranger: Okay am male..
 
Stranger: What about you
 
You: alright
 
You: thank you
 
You: next question
 
You: are you in your 20s?
 
You: and please don't be all "NAH, I'M EXACTLY 30"
 
You: that's close enough
 
Stranger: But why can't you tell yours...
 
Stranger: Am 21
 
You: now then
 
You: final question
 
You: and then I'll be finished
 
You: do you live with your parents?
 
Stranger: ok
 
Stranger: hahahha
 
Stranger: No am single..
 
You: you are so desperate to find a women, that you are looking on omegle
 
You: that's sad
 
You: where only randoms will see you
 
You: no one sees who you really are
 
You: you are also probably ugly
 
You: and correct me if I'm wrong
 
You: but also fat
 
Stranger: But if you want to see me you can see me too okay..
 
You: ew no
 
You: I don't want to see some fat greasy hambone
 
Stranger: Oh no problem..
 
Stranger: hahahhaha
 
Stranger: You make me laugh ..
 
You: now then, tell me this
 
You: do you masturbate
 
You: to hentai?
 
Stranger: Why you ask that ,,
 
You: because odds are is that
 
You: it's the truth
 
You: well?
 
Stranger: Okay no ..
 
Stranger: And do you live with your parent too..?
 
You: here, are you offended by words?
 
You: please send all complaints to: (419) 446-9408
 
You: there is no texting, so please call
 
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