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The barkical adventures of Norman doge

By: SongNonymous- on Sep 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 8.92 KB  |  hits: 60  |  expires: Never
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  1. The whole room flashed with light, a powerful lightningbolt striking down in the building. When it all was over, there was a smiling Twilight and a not so normal Norman.
  2. "Uum...sorry Norman" said Twilight as she tried her hardest at hiding her increasingly wide smile.
  3. Norman was confused at the words of his purple friend to start with, then she gave him a mirror to take a look in.
  4.  
  5. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" was the only thing Norman could produce after that, as well as some sort of mixture of sobbing and grunting.
  6.  
  7. "What have you done" he asked in an almost yelling tone.
  8. "I'm sorry" she responded, i didn't know the spell would affect the first organic thing in this room that wasn't me"
  9. "You've turned me into a DOG, Purple, A DOG!"
  10. "On the bright side, you're a very cute dog". She said before falling into a laughing heap on the floor, she laughed until she cried, then she laughed a bit more.
  11.  
  12. Norman wasn't as gleeful as Twilight was, he sat there in schock whilst Twilight laughed her lungs out. He was starting to wonder why he even agreed to do this in the first place. It was something about him being able to get closer to Rarity, he couldn't really remember the whole salsa.
  13.  
  14. "Alright Norman, I think there might be a way to turn you back to normal". Said Twilight after getting a hold of herself. Norman didn't listen however, he was busy scratching his ear with his paw.
  15. " never said I wanted to be turned back, did I?" he spoke with wisdom.
  16.  
  17. "I guess you didn't" she answered.
  18. "Just get me out of here, I wanna see what it's like to be a dog".
  19. With that done Twilight stuffed Norman into her bag, (here, the writer realize that he is an idiot and forgot to mention what race of dog Norman is, he's a Corgi.)
  20. "Shut up Norman, you know animals aren't allowed on school grounds, besides, I'm running late for class".
  21.  
  22. She got up and started runnning, backpack praying and rack swaying. With 2 minutes left until class she couldn't stop at all, not even bumping into anyone. She almost made it when *bump*.
  23. "Hi there miss Sparkle, you've been bumping into me for a week now, is it something you want?" asked a man with the most ridiculous accent ever.
  24.  
  25. "No, mister Nonymous, I just need to get to class, whichever I may have now" she said, starting to dig out her schedule from her bag.
  26.  
  27. "I can help you with that, the class you should be attending is my class, I hope you've done your homework for today"
  28. "I did"
  29. She had completley forgot about the homework.
  30.  
  31. "good, now get going, wouldn't want my top student to run tardy, would we?" He said and began to go towards his classroom.
  32. "Oh and by the way" he mentioned "just call me Song, everyone else does".
  33. When Twilight came to class and took her seat she had to hang her bag from the back of her chair, she had been in a hurry and didn't have time to put her bag in her locker.
  34. "Good morning class" said Song
  35. "Morning, Song" said the class in unison
  36.  
  37. Twilight had never been a fan of the late friday Swedish class for the interested, but it would give her a grade that she could use so she didn't really care.
  38. Besides, all of her friends took it, might as well do it for the joy of her friends
  39. This period was rather uninteresting on Twilight's side, only grammar and other stuff that made her wanna puke.
  40.  
  41. On Norman's side it was a completley different story, he could oggle anyone he wished due to Twilight leaving her bag a bit open. So he did, altering between staring at Rarity and Dash, dreaming about being held by them and being able to rub his face against their tits without them bothering, the rest of it he came to his senses and tried to break out of the bag.
  42. After trying to get out for 5 minutes, his work paid of and he could jump out and move around. He didn't move around, though, he went straight for Rarity and started to hump her leg with all his Corgi strength.
  43.  
  44. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH what is that, get away from me ewweweeweweewewewweweewweweeeewweweewewewewewew" She yelled, it was loud enough to draw the attention of everyone in the room, Including Song.
  45. They all turned their heads at what was causing the noise and was a bit taken aback when they saw a Corgi humping the leg of the school's top designer.
  46. Song ran up to Rarity and grabbed Norman in an attempt to remove the horny dog from her leg. When he got Norman away he stared at the whole class and asked
  47. "Whose doge is this?"
  48. "It's my dog!" said Twilight and stood up.
  49. "Why is your doge in my classroom?"
  50. "Because he's not an normal dog" she said "that's..."
  51.  
  52. "I know this isn't an ordinary doge, this is THE doge" Song exclaimed
  53.  
  54. "Mr. SongNonymous, sir, I belive your accent is getting even worse, there is no "e" in dog" said Rarity.
  55. "Miss Rarity, I don't think you understand, back where I'm born, there is a legend about doge, doge is a Corgi with brown eyes, a streak of Purple in his fur, just like this, he is also wearing a hat, just like this one"
  56.  
  57. "but that's not doge, Song, that's Norman, that is why he humped Rarity as hard as he could" said Twilight.
  58.  
  59. "Twilight, I thought you've given up the whole experimenting with us thing" Rarity broke the silence
  60.  
  61. "Guess she didn't eh?" growled Norman, forgetting that he was a dog. Everyone, including Song was just standing there with their mouths wide open, making them look like an airport for insects.
  62.  
  63. Twilight took the chance and yanked Norman from Song's hands, she then ran for the hills, the hills being Norman's house. She had been living with Norman after being booted out of the school library. His parents had moved away so he had it all for himself, therefore, she could have spike living in a room on the lower floor.
  64.  
  65. when she got inside, her purple little dog was staring at her.
  66. "Home already?" he said, the clock was only 11.28, she should be in school for another 3.5 hours.
  67. "hehe, not really, I'm just here to get a couple of things and then I'll head back".
  68. "What did you do now, Twi?" Spike could see right through her lie, he also knew that nothing bad ever happened ever unless Twilight was involved.
  69. "I may kinda sorta have turned Norman into a dog and now my teacher is after me to get him, just maybe". That could've worked if she wasn't stuttering more than that one time Spike asked her to give him a tute on the olde bagpipe.
  70. That was an offer she wouldn't accept at all, she didn't care at all,she would never nob a dog, period.
  71.  
  72. (11.45) "Anyway" she said, "I need to get back to school and make sure that Song doesn't come after me, Spike, I need you to watch Norman for me and please, try not to fight"
  73.  
  74. "No worries, Twi" said Spike, "I'll watch him real good"
  75. Twilight then rushed out the door and ran for the school. In the meantime, Spike was approaching Norman.
  76.  
  77. "Listen here buddy" he said "Imm..."
  78. "Okay, I don't like you and you don't like me, but I can behave for the sake of Twilight's well being"
  79.  
  80. "You've got me wrong there, I didn't like you when you were a human, but now you look so... how do I say "mMmm". We can't let this go to waste, can we?"
  81.  
  82. Norman didn't move, he just stood there, gazing into the eyes of the purple dog before him. Spike was really close too, Norman could feel his breath against his snout. To make his eyes bar up even more, he noticed a purple and green schtick coming from Spike's basement of body.
  83. Norman just stood there, ram-rod stiff, Spike immediatley seized the oppurtunity and ran behind Norman and placed his front paws on Norman's hips.
  84.  
  85. Norman had watched dogs have some rajtan-tajtan before, he even started to develop a small dog fetish, that didn't mean that he wanted to be part of doggie's happy moments.
  86. "You're mine now, pretty one" Spike whispered and made his way into Norman's bum. Neither of the two were big dogs, but Spike was bigger than Norman, making him feel like an aeroplane was rushing it up his poophole.
  87. Spike didn't waste anytime and started thrusting in and out.
  88. He swiftly picked up in pace and was soon going as fast and hard as he could.
  89. Underneath him was Norman, crying and screaming.
  90. He could tell that Spike wasn't the most experienced of dogs, atleast not with other male dogs. He was just doing empty hip thrusting with no effort.
  91. "Alrighty Norman , here. I. C.." he was interrupted by his own orgasm.
  92. Now was the time for serious crying from Norman's side, having a load that size blowing into him was nothing he ever wanted again.
  93.  
  94. In the meantime of Spike falling asleep and Norman running as well as he could with his sore ass. Twilight was back in school, pretending like nothing happened. She was about to have history with Anon, can't be too bad.
  95. "Twiritu Spakuru" Yelled a male voice behind her.
  96. "What is it, Carlos?" she groaned.
  97. "Have you seen doge, I can't find him, SN said you had him, well, do you?"
  98. "No, I don't... wait, how do you know about doge"
  99. "I'm from the same place as SN, remember"
  100.  
  101. She remembered that day when all of them started at their school, the day they all got their shit ruined by Norman in dodgeball, that day Shimmer fucked with Kuro and got punished for it.