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Norman is a fucking vampiero

By: SongNonymous- on Sep 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.48 KB  |  hits: 37  |  expires: Never
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  1. diddily diddily doo, Normie's comin after u
  2.  
  3. the night was young and still so fresh
  4. as Norman craved some human flesh
  5.  
  6. for 20 years he couldn't drink
  7. other than blood from his sink
  8.  
  9. Being a vampire isn't as cool
  10. as all his friends said in school
  11.  
  12. he couldn't go out in the day
  13. without his mind screaming in dismay
  14.  
  15. "Norman, you chucklefuck, how come we are out of luck"
  16.  
  17. "I don't know little boy, I only wanted a new toy"
  18.  
  19. so there he was, on pink's domain
  20. walking around, with no aim
  21.  
  22. "Hi Norman, why so sad"
  23. "dunno Pink, my life's just bad"
  24.  
  25. with those words, he walked away in tears
  26. leaving Pink with hanging ears
  27.  
  28. He never meant to do harm
  29. He just wanted a peaceful farm
  30.  
  31. The clock is nine, you better leave
  32. with your golden card up your sleeve
  33.  
  34. as you walk through the night
  35. a little bitch picks a fight
  36.  
  37. "hey racist, over here"
  38. you just wanna disappear
  39.  
  40. you can't take this constant shit
  41. and you want, her face to hit
  42.  
  43. A little punching never killed a soul
  44.  unless it's with a pole
  45.  
  46. you strike her down with a jab
  47. leaving her on a slab
  48.  
  49. before she rise, you start to beam
  50.  
  51. with your bite, she starts to scream
  52.  
  53. the blood is fresh, and just enough warm
  54. all you do, is embrace her form
  55.  
  56. after the feast, you put her down
  57. you close her eyes, and untie her gown
  58.  
  59. you hang her up, from a tree
  60. while you do, you fill with glee
  61.  
  62. another night, another kill
  63. this stuff makes you ill
  64.  
  65. you're gonna go to bed soon
  66. but first visit miss Silver Spoon