Norman gets his feet illuminated (part 2)

Norman woke up from a nice night's rest, he had been sleeping like a baby.

He tried to get out of bed, but he couldn't because there was a head on his chest.

At first he was a bit startled over the fact that there was a head on him, then he remembered that he wasn't at home anymore.

"Lux... please" he whispered as he tried to move the head without waking the sleeping beauty.

"No, I'm going to stay here" said the head half-embedded in his heartprotector.

There was nothing but silence for a couple of hours.

Norman was trapped in thought, on his life, his friends and Lux.

 

"Lux, please take your head off of me" he said "my chest hurts and I need to take a piss"

She said nothing, she just lifted her head from his chest and put it back where it belonged.

He got out of bed and went to the bathroom. After walking around the house for an hour, he went back into the bedroom and opened his mouth to ask for the directions.

"Third door on the left" said the pillow-face.

The door was rather obvious when you could actually see it, a giant wooden door painted in Faaaaaabulous pink was right up his face.

 

Once he was done with his business, he walked back into the bedroom again to fetch his stuff. When he was dressed and looked like a true ponce, he went downstairs only to find Garen making breakfast.

"Good morning my boy," he says with a smile on his face. "Was the night bearable?" Norman thought a bit before answering, he could mess this up in so many ways now.

"Yes, it was" his reply was very quick. "oh god what did I just say" he thought afterwards.

"Well I'm glad to hear that you and Lux were able to enjoy yourselves," Garen made a short pause to look around. "You didin't do any naughty things, did you?"

 

"WHAT!? NO!" Norman was shocked over the question, how could Garen even think that the new guest would do something like that with his sister... His beautiful, always cheerful sister who wasn't afraid of anything. Norman slapped himself across the cheek and could feel his a mix of pain and heat on his face.

This was not good at all.

"Norman, are you alright?" asked the buffed up man in front of him.

"yes, I'm fine, thank you" said our thin hero.

"You sure? You look like a tomato with ketchup all over it."

 

Norman was about to form an answer when the front door burst open and a purple lady stepped in.

 

"Norman, there you are" she said.

"Hi Purps, what's the matter, I told you not to look after me unless it was really important."

"It is important. We are about to have our first official battle in 1 hour and 17 minutes"

"Welp, I guess I'll have to come with you" he said.

there was a really manly laughter in the background, both Norman and Twilight turned their heads to see who was having such a blast.

 

"This is just too great to be true," Said Garen in between laugh attacks. "You really ARE a summoner."

"You didn't believe me?" asked Norman

"yes, yes of course I... pfft no" Garen said before falling to the floor, he was now crawling around in a laughing heap on the ground.

"NORMAN!!!" yelled a female voice, it was the voice of Luxanna Crownguard.

"What is it, little fräulein" he said.

"Don't forget the note if you're going to battle, I want to be a part of it." She said and gave him a wink.

"Will do, Miss." He replied and did a sarcastic salute.

 

"Alrighty then, Purple, get us back"

"Aye aye"

She then did some wibbly wobbly, shakeie wakie motions with her hands and started spouting random gibberish.

When Twilight felt like she was done with her stuff, she and Norman blinked away and left a black spot on the kitchen rug.

"Oh come on" Said a slightly cranky Garen. "This'll not go away in the wash"

"You can cry about that later," said his sister "We've got a battle to get ready for."

Norman and Twilight were now in the Piltover summoner quarters, the building was ancient and looked like it was about to fall apart. It smelled precisley as bad, the air stank of unwashed armpit and old man.

 

They got into the battle room and prepared, in said room was also a man in a large, black cape. He was the guy who arranged these things and put people together and whatnot.

"Alrighty then ladies and Norman" said the man "You're gonna go up against a team of 5, meaning that you will have to pick an equal amount of summoners to fight on your side. You've got 30 seconds so hurry it up."

 

"Mister Champis, sir" said Norman "before we start, I was to hand you this note."

"What's this?" He asked, he didn't wait for an answer and began to read it out loud:

"I, Luxanna Crownguard, am asking of thee to let Norman Normal (or Norman N.) to use me in his future battles. If thou hast anything to say in the matter, please contact Garen Crownguard at @thespinningfuckr. This offering of myself is legit in all of Valoran."

"So, can I have her?" Asked Norman with excitement.

"Fine, whatever, I don't care." Said Champis.

"WOOO!" Was about the only thing Norman could say before getting dragged back to the group.

 

"okay," said Twilight "We have 8 people and 5 spots, how do we solve this?"

"A vote, maybe?" said Brad.

"We could do rock, paper, scissors" Rainbow popped in.

"All of you bend over and see who can survive me the longest, the last 4 to cry win a spot" suggested Rarity.

Norman didn't even want to hear the rest of the ideas. He was completley sold on the getting drilled by his Aryan Beauty.

"TIME'S UP" yelled Champis. "Hope you've made your choices, of course you haven't so I made them for you. i call upon: Norman N., Thepurplefgt, Pinkomanie, XxWaifuxxstealerxX (seriously) and Bendover1337."

The ones called upon went up to the spot shown to them, a circular "table" with 5 spheres around it. They picked one each and got an overview of the champions that they could use.

 

Norman knew his thing and went straight for Lux, by tapping the sphere twice and then throwing it in the air, it was a sign of him having picked a champion.

The others followed rather swiftly, after a rough minute, all of them had picked a champion and were ready to roll.

 

When they arrived at the battlefield, Norman could see that  all of the other champions were related to Lux in one way or the other. There was: her brother Garen, their uncle Xin zhao, their close friend Jarvan and their bodyguard... Norman didn't remember his name.

 

>be Lux

 

"My my, Jarvan, you seem to have gained some weight." Says your brother, you can't understand why, he is the best prince Demacia has ever had.

"Speak for yourself". Said Jarvan. They both hit a smile at eachother.

All of you go to the field shop and buy your items. You get your standard stuff. An amplifying tome and a health potion. It has been enough for many times, you just hope that Norman knows what he's doing.

 

"Who's going where?" Asks uncle Xin.

You yell:"Dibs on mid!"

"I'll go top then" says Garen.

"I'm in the forest" says Jarvan.

"Figure it out from there" you say.

When you are done with the joking and stuff; ya'll head to your places.

 

>Be Norman

 

"Why am I even here?" you ask.

"You are the one responsible for the champion's actions. If anything happens to them, it's your fault." Says Champis.

"So... I'm pretty much their insurance?"

"Yep"

You decide to give up on understanding this. You just stare at your champion, dat blonde hair, dem curves, she was a complete work of perfection.

 

>Be 3rd person

As Norman stood there and thought about unrelated stuff, the battle progressed and before he knew it, the blonde beauty had prepared and was about to do something really brutal. In front of her was a little girl, she seemed to be a rough 7-9 years old.

Lux threw a cage of light at the girl, followed it up with a glowing field of pain, she ended it with twirling her wand and yelling "DEMACIA!" From the stick in her hands came a giant rainbow-laser-thing, once the beam dissapeared, there was only a half-burned teddy bear and a pile of ashes.

Lux took her chance and pushed it all the way to the enemy base.

"Ah, you're here at last" said the rest in unison.

"Haha, really funny," She said in a sarcastic tone "I had some problems in the lane because none of you would ever come to my aid".

They argued for a bit and then settled to duke it out afterwards.

"Hurry up guys, they'll be back soon." Yelled Jarvan.

"Yeah yeah, gimme a minute" said Garen and went up to the enemy respawn point. "My dear Katarina, let me show you how much I love yOUCH" He was interrupted by a giant explosion.

"COME ON GUYS" Yelled Garen, he was getting really mad.

 

>be Norman

 

You've just won your first battle on the fields of Justice. That feeling is something you'll always carry with you.

"Alrighty then, ladies and gentlemen, go back to your homes and await the next battle."

"Yes sir", you all yell at the same time.

You get your bag and leave the arena, hedding back to your new home. The Crownguard estate.