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New Year's Song

By: SongNonymous- on Dec 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. Happy New Year!
  2. Happy New Year!
  3. Why are you still here?
  4. Go with your friends and grab a beer.
  5. Or just admit that you’re queer.
  6.  
  7. The New Year just hit the shore,
  8. so why are you still on the board?
  9. We both know you want some sex,
  10. you filthy little whore.
  11. Now get your sad ass out of here,
  12. or I will stab you with a spear
  13. If you with my plans,
  14. dare to interfere.
  15.  
  16. Happy New Year!
  17. Happy New Year!
  18. Why are you still here?
  19. Go with your friends and grab a beer.
  20. Or just admit that you’re queer.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. Now get your liquor for the hoard
  24. Else I will cleave you with a sword.
  25. If you don’t get lost from the board
  26. RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
  27. So open up your front door
  28. or get down on the goddamn floor
  29. Don’t sit in your room and pout
  30. That’s not what New Year’s about!
  31.  
  32. Happy New Year!
  33. Happy New Year!
  34. Why are you still here?
  35. Go with your friends and grab a beer.
  36. Or just admit that you’re queer.