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Murder Norman 3 murder the revelations

By: SongNonymous- on Oct 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.84 KB  |  hits: 31  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Norman
  2. >You and Brad are standing face to face. Like many other times
  3. >This time however, only one of you will walk away.
  4. "So, are you ready for a good old punch up?" you ask him.
  5. >"You know me." He replies
  6. "Well then, let's go"
  7. >Both of you get into a fighting stance, waiting for the other to make a move.
  8. >You being the more impatient one, you take a leap in the air and run for him.
  9. >You raise your leg as if to kick him.
  10. >He did as you expected and puts his knee up
  11. >You put your leg down and give him a punch in the face
  12. >He takes a step back from the force.
  13. >He makes an attempt at kicking you in the side
  14. >You grab his leg and hold it in place
  15. >You raise your elbow and slams it down on his kneecap
  16. >His leg gives off a small crack, but not big enough for you to be happy about it.
  17. >You prepare your elbow for a round 2 when you feel a stinging pain in your left arm.
  18. >You let go of his leg and take a look at your arm
  19. "A knife? Seriously Brad, like, seriously? You had to bring a knife?" Your tone of voice is belittleing him.
  20. >"Oh, I thought you brought one as well."
  21. "I did"
  22. >You grab you own knife, it's a big one, like, army style
  23. >You jam the knife in his stomach, just above the tadger
  24. >The blade sinks deep into his mid-section.
  25. "That's a knife for you"
  26. >He is in extreme pain, you can see it, the way he is breathing and grunting.
  27. >You love it.
  28. "Sadly, I have places to go to, so I'll have to kill you now"
  29. >"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled someone in the background.
  30. >You spin around to see that Purple was the guilty one.
  31. "Well aren't you the naughty one?"
  32. >You take a step towards her, leaving Brad on the ground.
  33. "Well then, I guess I'll have twice the fun today."
  34. >You dig into your jacket and pick out a masterpiece of your own creation.
  35. >A pistol, made from your grandad's old silver stuff.
  36. "See this beauty? This thing is the ultimate weapon, 7 kilograms in weight, 13.9 mm explosive bullets, 50 cm long and a comfy handle. The ultimate anti-person weapon"
  37. >You point the gun at Purple and turn your head to Brad.
  38. "Hey, HEY! Watch this." You command him.
  39. >You squeeze the trigger, slowly, making sure that Brad is watching
  40. *BANG*
  41. >The embeds itself in Purple's face.
  42. "Watch this"
  43. *boom*
  44. >Her head explodes, sending millions of pieces and several trails of blood and brains in all directions
  45. "That was nice, wasn't it? You ask Brad.
  46. >"..."
  47. "I said, NICE FIREWORKS EH?
  48. >"You... you killed her. You MONSTER!" He yells
  49. >He takes the charge at you, he's holding your knife in his hand
  50. >How cute of him
  51. >You decide to play with him and dodge at the last possible second
  52. >Bad idea
  53. >Just before he reaches your dodge range, he throws the knife at you
  54. >The knife sinks into your stomach, you'd think he'd be aiming higher.
  55. >You give off a painful grunt.
  56. >That blade really hurts.
  57. "Whatever, I'm not even gonna bother anymore"
  58. >You pull out your gun and aim for Brad, he has his back on you.
  59. *BANG, BANG, BANG*
  60. 3 shots, 1 in the gut region, 1 in the heart area and one in the back of the head
  61. *boom boom boom*
  62. >Where Brad once stood there is now only a puddle of blood and liquified organs
  63. >You laugh at your victory, it's a very hearty laugh.
  64. >You feel a sharp sting in your stomach.
  65. >The knife, you almost forgot about that.
  66. >You begin to pull it out, it hurts quite the bit
  67. >You feel another sting, a much sharper one.
  68. >It's another knife.
  69. "What the...?"
  70. >You look up to see where the blade came from
  71. >It's a pink girl, with straight hair and torn clothes
  72. "Sup bitch?"
  73. >"Oh you know, the usual, killing people. Unfortunately, the other ones were dead and that leaves only you."
  74. "I see."
  75. >You then let yourself fall to the ground, the grass underneath you is really soft and comforting.
  76. >You flip over to your back and take your hat off.
  77. >You place the hat on your chest and close your eyes
  78. >This was the most fun you've ever had.
  79.  
  80. The end.