- >Be Norman
- >You and Brad are standing face to face. Like many other times
- >This time however, only one of you will walk away.
- "So, are you ready for a good old punch up?" you ask him.
- >"You know me." He replies
- "Well then, let's go"
- >Both of you get into a fighting stance, waiting for the other to make a move.
- >You being the more impatient one, you take a leap in the air and run for him.
- >You raise your leg as if to kick him.
- >He did as you expected and puts his knee up
- >You put your leg down and give him a punch in the face
- >He takes a step back from the force.
- >He makes an attempt at kicking you in the side
- >You grab his leg and hold it in place
- >You raise your elbow and slams it down on his kneecap
- >His leg gives off a small crack, but not big enough for you to be happy about it.
- >You prepare your elbow for a round 2 when you feel a stinging pain in your left arm.
- >You let go of his leg and take a look at your arm
- "A knife? Seriously Brad, like, seriously? You had to bring a knife?" Your tone of voice is belittleing him.
- >"Oh, I thought you brought one as well."
- "I did"
- >You grab you own knife, it's a big one, like, army style
- >You jam the knife in his stomach, just above the tadger
- >The blade sinks deep into his mid-section.
- "That's a knife for you"
- >He is in extreme pain, you can see it, the way he is breathing and grunting.
- >You love it.
- "Sadly, I have places to go to, so I'll have to kill you now"
- >"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled someone in the background.
- >You spin around to see that Purple was the guilty one.
- "Well aren't you the naughty one?"
- >You take a step towards her, leaving Brad on the ground.
- "Well then, I guess I'll have twice the fun today."
- >You dig into your jacket and pick out a masterpiece of your own creation.
- >A pistol, made from your grandad's old silver stuff.
- "See this beauty? This thing is the ultimate weapon, 7 kilograms in weight, 13.9 mm explosive bullets, 50 cm long and a comfy handle. The ultimate anti-person weapon"
- >You point the gun at Purple and turn your head to Brad.
- "Hey, HEY! Watch this." You command him.
- >You squeeze the trigger, slowly, making sure that Brad is watching
- *BANG*
- >The embeds itself in Purple's face.
- "Watch this"
- *boom*
- >Her head explodes, sending millions of pieces and several trails of blood and brains in all directions
- "That was nice, wasn't it? You ask Brad.
- >"..."
- "I said, NICE FIREWORKS EH?
- >"You... you killed her. You MONSTER!" He yells
- >He takes the charge at you, he's holding your knife in his hand
- >How cute of him
- >You decide to play with him and dodge at the last possible second
- >Bad idea
- >Just before he reaches your dodge range, he throws the knife at you
- >The knife sinks into your stomach, you'd think he'd be aiming higher.
- >You give off a painful grunt.
- >That blade really hurts.
- "Whatever, I'm not even gonna bother anymore"
- >You pull out your gun and aim for Brad, he has his back on you.
- *BANG, BANG, BANG*
- 3 shots, 1 in the gut region, 1 in the heart area and one in the back of the head
- *boom boom boom*
- >Where Brad once stood there is now only a puddle of blood and liquified organs
- >You laugh at your victory, it's a very hearty laugh.
- >You feel a sharp sting in your stomach.
- >The knife, you almost forgot about that.
- >You begin to pull it out, it hurts quite the bit
- >You feel another sting, a much sharper one.
- >It's another knife.
- "What the...?"
- >You look up to see where the blade came from
- >It's a pink girl, with straight hair and torn clothes
- "Sup bitch?"
- >"Oh you know, the usual, killing people. Unfortunately, the other ones were dead and that leaves only you."
- "I see."
- >You then let yourself fall to the ground, the grass underneath you is really soft and comforting.
- >You flip over to your back and take your hat off.
- >You place the hat on your chest and close your eyes
- >This was the most fun you've ever had.
- The end.

