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Murder Norman 2 murder harder (unf)

By: SongNonymous- on Aug 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.14 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >being purple
  2. >for two years have you been locked up inside Normans basement
  3. >it really wasn't that bad
  4. >he took good care of you and made sure that you held up
  5. >that is, until yesterday however
  6. >your only guess is that Norman finally snapped, he wasn't the only thing to snap and decided to take 3 years of built up rage and pour it all out on your unlucky arse
  7. >this can't end well
  8.  
  9. >Norman again
  10. >you don't know what happened yesterday
  11. >for three years you had put up with endless streams of bullshit
  12. >nothing of what happened yesterday was on purpose
  13. >and now you may have lost the first friend you ever got in this shitty town
  14. >welp, there's only one thing to do
  15. >one thing you never hoped you'd have to do
  16. >whilst gathering up your stuff and checking on purple you remember one thing
  17. >Brad is going to miss his girlfriend and rarity will miss you
  18. >you write them one note each, on aryan's note it says: "I've gone away and i won't be coming back, however, I've made sure that my house is filled with what you need, scott will come over every now and then and make sure you are ok
  19. >PS. don't enter the basement at all"
  20. >on Brad's note it says: the park, midnight, 1v1 me fgt, you win you get purps, you lose, you'll never meet her again
  21. >now you are set
  22. >you grab the stuff, check on purps, her stump is still dangling like a moldy sausage, but there's nothing to do about it now
  23. >out and away
  24. >be Brad
  25. >you sit in your apartment and think about what to do
  26. >you decide to take a nap for like the 8th time today
  27. >your door seems to think otherwise
  28. >just as you are about tofall asleep you hear something from the hallway
  29. >it's a letter
  30. >From Norman Normal
  31. >dafuq
  32. >you read it
  33. > "the park, midnight, 1v1 me fgt, if you win you get purps, if you lose you'll never meet her again
  34. >it is on motherfucker
  35. >you look at the clock
  36. >22:00
  37. >just enough time to prepare
  38. >you start with getting a hold of yourself, trying to keep calm
  39. >you know what Norman can do
  40. >you have seen it
  41. >he did it to shimmer, right infront of everyone
  42. >he just stuck a blade through her stomach, and then ripped her spine out as a trophy
  43. "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew"
  44. "no you idiot, you are supposed to get a bloody hold of yerself", I rudly interrupt him
  45. "oh, ok"
  46. >after getting what's necessary and fixing your hair, you storm out the door and head off to the park
  47. "prepare your anus Norman, you're in for some serious rape"
  48.  
  49.  
  50. >we rarity nao
  51. >you are just walking around your house with nothing to do
  52. >suddenly, a letter slides through your letterbox
  53. >it's from Norman
  54. >this can't be good
  55. >you read it slowly, examining every word like it's about to pounce at you and eat your face
  56. >ohdeargod.jpg
  57.  
  58. >we Norman
  59. >it's 23:59
  60. >one minute left
  61. >if he doesn't show up, you'll just tot off with purple in tow
  62. >10 seconds left now
  63. >9
  64. >8
  65. >7
  66. >ah, here he is, at last
  67. "Hi there Bradley, how are you doing this fine day?"
  68. >"cut the bullshit Norman" he says,"where's Twilight?"
  69. "right here" you say and point behind you
  70. >there she is, one arm and a half, a look of hope and sadness on her face and only one ear
  71. >just like you left her
  72. "well then, we gon do dis or what?"
  73. >"come at me bro"
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