Title:           Mirri nick the story
Author:          SongNonymous-
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Y9nEWnW7
First Edit:      Thursday 26th of March 2015 02:17:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 26th of March 2015 02:17:25 PM CDT

One day my son said he wanted to watch “pokemon”, I thought “What is pokemon” then I searched “Pokemon” on google and saw a picture of some pink bitch and it said “Pokemon”. So I thought “Hey, this might be some good shit for my son” so I let him watch it and later he came into my room, shitting and pissing all over himself so I said “What the fuck are you doing?” he said that there cartoon was scary so I thought “What?” then I marathoned the shitty series and found out it was called Mirri Nick and I wasFUCK.
So I whopped his fat ass and then I went home cuz my 80 inch boner was tired so I said to my son “Hey, you better not watch that Chinese schitt cuz them makers be smokin some nasty shit”. He said “okay deyd” so instead of having beautiful sex intercourse I had a wanking competition with my dog, it took like 20 minutes but he eventually lost so I went to sleep.
But then I wake up cuz my son said “what can I watch” I said “it’s three o’clock in the middle of the night” *dun dun dundundun* and then my son said “yea but I can’t sleep”. Then I said “okay imma set on something that is good for your health” so I put on Ovatar the last beerbender and then I went to a party and had sex 2 times with some girls. Then I went home and I saw my son watching mirir kcin and I was like “WHAT YOU FUNDAYSUN”, then I took his face and rammed it up my dog’s asshole.