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Last Christmas (Xmas shenanigans)

By: SongNonymous- on Dec 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.20 KB  |  hits: 10  |  expires: Never
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  1. Last Christmas I made you my tart,
  2. but the very next  day, you made me eat hay.
  3. This year, to save me from spears.
  4. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.
  5. Last Christmas I made you my tart,
  6. but the very next  day you made me eat hay.
  7. This year, to save me from spears.
  8. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.
  9. One kitten and a babe in the sky
  10. Dem drugs, mang,
  11. but still I wanna fly.
  12. Tell me baby, would you care to help me?
  13. Welp, I have been clear,
  14. so it shouldn't surprise me.
  15. I cut it off and sent it to mom
  16. with a note saying “eat a dick”,
  17. I meant it.
  18. Now I know how fucking cool I’ve been
  19. but if you asked me now
  20. I know I'd school you again
  21. Last Christmas I…
  22. An empty room, girls with tired eyes,
  23. I’m hiding from you and your police badge.
  24. My god! I thought you were interesting to spy on, me?
  25. I guess I was a boner to dine on.
  26. A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts
  27. a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars.
  28. Now I’ve got your rear done, I'll never have to school you again.
  29. Last Christmas I…
  30. A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts
  31. a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars.
  32. Maybe next  year I’ll hide in here.
  33. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.
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