Title: Last Christmas (Xmas shenanigans) Author: SongNonymous- Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/brK4bTj1 First Edit: Friday 20th of December 2013 06:34:34 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 20th of December 2013 06:34:34 PM CDT Last Christmas I made you my tart, but the very next  day, you made me eat hay. This year, to save me from spears. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop. Last Christmas I made you my tart, but the very next  day you made me eat hay. This year, to save me from spears. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop. One kitten and a babe in the sky Dem drugs, mang, but still I wanna fly. Tell me baby, would you care to help me? Welp, I have been clear, so it shouldn't surprise me. I cut it off and sent it to mom with a note saying “eat a dick”, I meant it. Now I know how fucking cool I’ve been but if you asked me now I know I'd school you again Last Christmas I… An empty room, girls with tired eyes, I’m hiding from you and your police badge. My god! I thought you were interesting to spy on, me? I guess I was a boner to dine on. A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars. Now I’ve got your rear done, I'll never have to school you again. Last Christmas I… A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars. Maybe next  year I’ll hide in here. I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.