Hidden Norman (alt version)

It was a warm, sunny and beautiful day in the small town of Canterlot, birds were singing, children were playing and no one couldn't help but admire the beauty of the day before them. The one exception was Twilight, Twilight doesn't give a shit, she was way too busy experimenting with her friends and relatives to even give it a thought. Experimentation was an ordinary affair for her, she could do anything to anyone, turning them into vampires for 10 minutes, making them hornier than Kurt Cobain in a drugstore, anything. That was at least what she thought, her new and current experiment was beyond what anyone had ever done before; cloning a person on an exact level. That would involve: memories, feelings,everything from the original would transfer to the clone.

 

The subject for this experiment wasn't a normal friend or some random fuck from the street, no, this involved Norman, her first full-human friend. Her other friends didn't matter as much to her as he did. She'd bet her right arm that he wouldn't say the same about her now, recent testing and research, all done by her, would show that even if the cloning was successful, Norman wouldn't make it out alive.

 

Sacrificing people, especially close friends of hers wasn't something she wanted to do even if they'd create a clone that'd be the exact same, no one else would know, but Twi would have to live with it for the rest of her life. She had decided to halt the experiments right away. She wouldn't be able to live without the real Norman.

 

With her morning coffee in hand, she is running for all that it's worth, the final procedure was to commence in 5 minutes, she knew she might not make it, so she grabs her phone and calls a number.

 

"Tis Atomic Adam speaking, how can I be of service" the voice is one of boredom and disgust for his work.

"ADAM, it's Twilight, I need you to stop the experiment right now"

"Why, we gotten so far"

"If we continue this, NORMAN. WILL. DIE. you got that?"

"yeah, yeah I got it, I'll see what I can do"

 

When he said that she hangs up and gets back to running, not even bothering to put her phone back in her pocket. Suddenly, robot voice.

Experiment will begin in:

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"STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW YOU PISS DRINKING FAGGOTS BY ORDER OF TEAM LEADER TWILIGHT SPARKLE, ALL CLONING EXPERIMENTS ARE TO BE STOPPED IMMEDIATLEY"

 

Thank Christ for Adam

now, all she needs to do is get Norman out of there, he won't suspect a thing, he has been sleeping for six months.

 

with everything that had with cloning to do being turned off, Twi rushed to the chamber in which Norman was being kept. When she opened the door of doors, she noticed something off with it. Firstly, there wasn't a body anywhere, secondly, the entire cylinder chamber was filled with liquid.

She hesitated before opening the door, not wanting to get liquid all over her.

 

When she opened it, a stream of orange-ish stuff burst out of the door. When the flow had stopped, there was an audible splash and a man-shaped hole forming in the puddle of goo (that used to be father you-know-who)

 

"Purple, why are you doing this?" said the unforgettable voice of Norman, his voice is the only one in town that sounds like he has been tutored by Brian Blessed and then started smoking about 26 years ago.

 

"N-N-Norman?" asks a slightly terrified Twilight

"No, It's Lord motherfucking Voldemort. OF COURSE IT'S ME YOU CHUCKLEFUCK, I'VE BEEN THE ONLY ONE IN HERE FOR 6 COCKSUCKING MONTHS,YOU MADE ME SUFFER, NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY"

 

He digs out a small shiv from his pocket, its blade shimmering like the sun on a cloud-free afternoon

 

He stabs her in the arm, nothing much, she had been lit on fire before, so it wasn't going to do much. The very next second, he digs a gun out from the very same pocket of his, almost like he was a cartoon character.

 

"You know" he says "I used to really like you, Purple, but these things can change in an eye-blink, right"

 

He starts sqeezing the trigger, a smile growing on his face.

 

Twilight wishes that she could smile now, that this was all a joke or a dream. That Norman wasn't doing this to her.

 

She closes her eyes, waiting for it to be over

 

A loud bang is heard, Twilight isn't aware of what just happened.

After 5 seconds, she opens her eyes only to see a gun next to a body with a hole straight through the head, on the body there's a note. The note says:

"Twilight, I know what you did to me, I know what I've become, I also know that I'll never be able to see Rarity again, or... vice versa. if you read this, that means I pulled the trigger, I am no more. Tell Rarity that I always loved her, also, tell Brad that he's a faggot. Love, Norman.

 

She sits on her knees for 7 minutes, thinking about the letter and about the friend she just lost, right in front of her.

"I'm sorry Norman, your requests are not for me, I'll send a courier to tell people their respective things, we'll meet again soon" she says with her heart in the throat

 

She grabs the gun with her working arm, the other one paralyzed from the stab.

She puts the barrel in her mouth, aiming it upwards to make sure that she won't be able to survive it

*bang*

 

the shot penetrates her skull, spraying brains and blood all over the floor

she falls on the ground, right next to Norman.

 

End