Title:           General
Author:          SongNonymous-
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/57b1wx4v
First Edit:      Friday 20th of September 2013 08:09:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 20th of September 2013 08:09:55 AM CDT

Well, I went down to Norman Normal for a quick oneshot
Hell, ya know how dull it gets on 4Chan
Well then I saw that there General
I'll go in for a little giggle
I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
 
Well I clicked on the post and the talking stopped--dead
All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
Seems just one week before their Twilight slave girl walked out the door
And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
 
I lost more than my heart in that ol' genreal
I left my manhood there on 4Chan
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Kuro, son, you ain't a man!
 
I was hit over the head by ol' FullBodied
I'da never guessed that faggot was so twisted
I woke up next to Metal gear
I was smeared in Writey caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
 
Ol' Based greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Kuro's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
 
I lost more than my heart in that ol' general
I left my manhood there on 4Chan
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Kuro, son, you ain't a man!
 
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Parasite Steve
And then some old dude who taught Raintype
Chopped his arm off with a sharp pipe
That later made for one quite rough anal invader - owwwww
 
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 Dumb lurkers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they all were gay
And they each took turns dick slurping' me in the pooper
 
I lost more than my heart in that ol' general
I left my manhood there on 4chan
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!