Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes

Cumming in handy

By: SongNonymous- on Oct 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.42 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >"QUICK NORMAN, GRAB MY BREASTS!" Yelled a female voice.
  2. >It's the Albino Gem.
  3. >Norman was too confused to even care.
  4. >He squeezed those tits so hard he thought they would explode in an ocean of breast milk.
  5. >After 1.345636747 seconds, the entire world seemed alot smaller than he thought.
  6. >Turned out they were flying, with a fucking rainbow spewing out of Albino's ass.
  7. >He wasn't even gonna question it. He was flying whilst groping a pair of tits, that was enough.
  8. >"where are we going?" He asked
  9. >"We're going on a trip to AFRICA!"
  10. >They over there in the span of about 50 seconds.
  11. >"What are we doing here?"
  12. >"Them"
  13. >Infront of them were about 10 people, all of them blacker than a chimney-sweeper's ass.
  14. >"NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 100% NIGGA" They all shout in one extremley loud voice.
  15. >Both he and the Semen-coloured Seductress found themselves to be impaled in every hole of their bodies.
  16. >Dicks, dicks everywhere.
  17.  
  18. >After being fucked in every hole that he knew you had, as well as some you didn't know existed he get up and give the Snowy Starlight a dreadful glare.
  19. >"What, didn't you enjoy it?"
  20. >The simple gesture of staring and shoving his cum-filled beanie in her face gave her an idea.
  21. >"Can we just get out of here?"
  22. >"Fine" she says
  23. >Once she had waved the guys off and they were on their way back, he saw something new.
  24. >Where the rainbow once was, there was only a sign saying "Aaalways I wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony...."
  25. >Wat.
  26. > They land in the ruins of their own city
  27. >The entire town is crushed.
  28. >People are running away from everything and nothing.
  29.  
  30. >Norman grabs a running guy that looks like he was going to the emo-club.
  31. >"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" He yells in the man's ear
  32. >"SOMEONE FUCKED WITH A GUY HE SHOULDN'T HAVE"
  33. >"WHO"
  34. >"KUROOOOOOO"
  35. >Normans' eyes flew open and he just stared away.
  36. >Fucking with Kuro was the last thing you would want to do.
  37. >Speaking of the devil, Kuro was on the march, skullfucking everyone and everything he saw.
  38. >Kuro reached down for the Marsmallow Magnificense.
  39. >Norman jumps in the way just in time.
  40. >He is treated with a 7 foot dick in the ass.
  41. >It impales him completley.
  42. >After being impaled a rough 300 times, Norman can feel it.
  43. >A cum-nami hits him, carrying him to the nearest building.
  44.  
  45. >He is now close to deathocean of semen.
  46. >"I knew I'd cum in handy someday" he said before topping off.
  47. The End.
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data