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> Where the hell are you?
> The last thing you remember was going to sleep after a normal day.
> And yet here you are standing in what looks like a forest.
Hello anybody here!
> Nothing...
> You begin to walk through the forest.
> After about an hour you find yourself on a hill over looking a brightly colored town.
> You make your way town.
> Right off the bat you can tell something is wrong.
> For starters there are a bunch of brightly colored p0nys walking and talking around.
> And two, you haven't seen a single human being.
> All the p0nys are giving are starring at you like your some sort of monster.
> And yet you keep walking through, not giving a fuck.
> Fuck it!
> You walk over to a gray pony with derped eyes.
Excuse me but do you know where I am.
>" You're in Ponyville.", The gray pony said.
Oh thank you.
> Still not a clue where you are.
> You keep walking around town hoping to find something to tell you where Ponyville is in relation to
America.
> At some point a female purple unicorn beings to follow you.
> From what you've seen of p0nies you can tell the difference between male and female.
> You don't mind it at first but when a notepad and pencil start floating in the air and start taking notes you get a little annoyed.
> This continues for about a minute until you stop and decide to talk to this p0ny.
Excuse but can I help you.
> She seems surprised that you can talk.
>"Umm... Could you by any chance tell me what you are?" She asked.
I'm human.
> You take it that this is the first time they have seen a human.
>"Ok... human... got it... Umm... where are you from?"
Earth... Are we not on Earth?
>"We're in Equestria... How did you get here."
No idea.
>"Well it's getting late... Do you have a home or something?"
Nope, just got here.
>"Well you could stay at my house for the night."
That seems like a good idea.
>After a couple of minutes of walking you arrive at a tree that appears to have been turned into a home.
>You both go inside.
>You spend about an hour telling her of humans and Earth.
>You can tell that Earth's history is frightening to her.
>You ask about Equestria.
>She then spends close to two hours telling of Equestria's history.
>You learn all about Celestia and Luna, Discord, the earth p0nies, pegesi, unicorns, the basics of magic, and creatures of Equestria.
Wow that's interesting.
>"Thanks for telling me about your history... Umm... What's your name?"
Anon... You?
>" Twilight Sparkle."
> You think that's a weird name but Anon probably sounds just as weird.
>"It's getting late, I think we should both go to sleep."
> You agree.
> You spend the night sleeping on couch but you don't get much sleep.
> You wake up early in the morning and get ready for the day because something tells you you're going be here for awhile.
>Two weeks Later.
>You've gotten used to life in Equestria.
> At first many ponies were scared of you but now they seem to accept you.
> You've become friends with the Mane 6.
> Both Fluttershy and Applejack have tried to rape you a few times but their plans aren't very good.
> You've got Rarity to make you some clothes similar to the ones you came to Equestria in.
> You've become bros with Rainbow Dash and mostly drink and workout with her.
> Pinkie Pie is also your friend.
> You meet with Twilight once a week to talk about Earth and Equestria.
> You look forward to these meetings.
> You earn your bits by doing odd jobs around town.
> You are at one of these meetings with Twilight right now.
> Twilight is mostly talking about how unicorns use magic.
> A question pops into your head.
Hey Twilight, do you think that it's possible for me to learn magic?
> She thinks about for a little bit.
>"Maybe... From what you told it sounds like humans have lost that power but I suppose it's possible.
>After the meeting you go to your new home and get ready to learn magic.
> It's been a week since you started trying to learn magic and you've gotten nowhere.
>You've mostly been meditating, trying to draw out the magic.
> The rape attempts are beginning to take their toll.
> Due to the fact that you have no one to talk to about it you have created a second personality with whom you have conversations.
> Wow you are really not good at this.
Shut up.
> Well I'm just saying you've been going at this for a week and you've gone nowhere.
I don't see you trying.
> I'm trying, I'm you remember.
Oh yeah...
> I bet you feel stupid right now. Ha ha.
> Your second personality is kinda an asshole.
SHUT UP!
> Make me. Oh right you can't cause I'm a a voice in your head.
SHUT! UP!!!
> Suddenly a feeling rushes through your body that you've never felt before.
Did you feel that?
>Yeah I did. What the hell was that?
Magic?
>You run to Twilight's house as fast a possible.
>Seeing as how most of the work you do is physical labor plus you workout with Rainbow Dash, you get there in no time.
> You burst in without knocking because you're so excited.
> "Anon what are you-"
Twilight! I think I just did magic!
> She seems surprised by this.
> "Try it again and this time I'll see if I could sense it."
> You quickly start meditating trying to draw on that power you felt.
> You get nothing.
> Keep trying but get nothing.
> What's the matter buddy, got cold feet?
>You begin rage when suddenly that earlier power starts to flow through you again.
> This time you hold on to it.
Twilight! I got it!
> "I don't sense anything." Twilight said with a surprise.
Huh?
> "I don't sense any magic coming from you."
> You're so shocked that you let go of the power and it fades away.
But I-
> "Anon are you ok? You don't look so well." Twilight said with concern.
What? No! you have to believe me I felt something!
> "I know it must be hard moving to a new land and adjusting but-"
> You cut her off once you realize what she's implying.
No! I'm telling you I felt something! I'm not crazy.
> You tell her buddy!
Shut up!
> "Anon you're starting to scare me, I think maybe you should go to the hospital." Twilight said showing real concern.
No! I'll be back once I master this power.
> Not waiting another second you burst out the door and run back to your house.
> Once you make it back home you try to harness this power that you felt.
> You don't shower and you hardly sleep for a week.
> All you do is try to control this power that's inside you.
> The only company you have is the voice in your head.
> Suddenly you hear a knock at the door.
> You open it and see that Mane 6.
> "Anon you've been acting really strange lately and not the funny ha ha strange but more of weird creepy strange." Pinkie Pie said.
> "Yeah bro what's been going on with you lately?" Rainbow Dash said.
Can't talk right now, mastering the unknown energy that's flowing through my body.
> You try to close the door but a hoof gets in the way.
> Suddenly the Mane 6 burst through the door and grab you.
> "Anon we're doing this for your own good!"
No! Let me go I'm not crazy!
> Yeah I, the voice inside his head, vouch for him.
Shut up!
> They start to drag you to the nearest hospital.
> Thanks to Twilight's magic to can't move a muscle and now she's carrying you through the air.
> You realize that there's only one way to escape now.
> You quickly try to tap into that unknown power inside you in the hopes that it can free you.
> You quickly try to get angry because all the times before when you activated it you were angry.
> You feel the power flow through you and you notice that you can slightly move again.
> Now it's time to unleash your full power.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
> "Anon what in tarnation are you doing." asked Applejack.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>Suddenly Twilight gasp.
> "What's wrong Twilight!" asked Fluttershy.
> "I'm having trouble holding him!" Replied Twilight.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!
>You break free from Twilight's magic and force from breaking free created a shock wave that knocked everyp0ny back a few feet.
> They were all surprised but now they are even more now that they got a look at the powered up Anon.
> Your appearance didn't change but your entire body is now covered in bluish white flames.
I know what this power is.
> "What is it?" asked Twilight still in awe of what was happening in front of her.
It's ki.
> It's been a week since the first time you power-upped
> The Mane 6 apologized for thinking you were insane.
> Since then you're life has gone back to normal.
> Eat at sugarcube corner with Pinkie
> Help Applejack at the farm.
> Ask Rarity if she could make some clothes that could withstand your ki, the powering up ripped your clothes up a bit.
> Work out with your bro Rainbow Dash.
> And Study ki with Twilight.
> Things seem to be going just great.
> You're just chilling at house after a hard day of work .
> Suddenly the ground starts to shake.
> You run outside to see what's going on.
> A Ursa Minor is attacking Ponyville
> You're first thought to go get Twilight so she can deal with him but you remember that she along with the rest of the Mane 6 went to Canterlot to go see the Princesses.
> Hey what are waiting for go kick that thing's ass
Are you crazy?
> You're the only one who can stand a chance against it aren't you?
Well yeah but-
> So go fight it already cause ever second you wait more of Ponyville gets destroyed.
> The voice inside your head is right you are the only one who can stop this.
>Get ready Anon cause you're about to fight a Ursa Minor
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlZxchPWbKY
>You don't waste a second more.
>You power-up to 100%
>You take a quick look at your clothes and sure enough they seem to be taking your power-upped quite well.
>You thank Rarity for that.
>Now the fight begins.
HEY! YOU BIG STUPID BEAR! I'M YOUR NEW OPPONENT!
>This catches the Ursa Minors attention
>You charge at it.
>You jump up and hit square in the chest.
>It takes a few steps back and roars in pain you can tell that your attack worked.
>You land, this time you jump even higher and knee the beast right in the chin.
>That only made it angry, before you land the Ursa Minor hits you with it's arm sending you flying into the bell tower.
>You're no stranger to pain but that was definitely the worst pain you have ever felt.
>Before you have time to react the Ursa Minor smashes the bell tower with you inside .
>That won't stop you, you jump out of the remains of the bell tower and use a round house that Chuck Norris would be proud of right on the temple of the Ursa Minor.
> This stumbles the giant beast but it's not enough.
>Just as you land the Ursa Minor tries to stomp on you but dodge it just at the last second.
>You're starting to run low on energy while the beast still has plenty of fight left in him.
>You realize that you got only option left.
>(Don't open pic)
>You had been practicing this in secret and now it was time to use it.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>You spent a long time trying to learn how to use this and control it.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>All those long hours of practice are about to come down to this.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>If this doesn't work then it means the end of Ponyville.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>The Power has built up to a point you can barely control. It's time.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>(Open the pic)
> The blast hits the Ursa Minor right in the chest, the Ursa Minor is then slowly being lifted off the ground from the continuing blast.
>The Ursa Minor is flying back thanks to the blast but you keep it going.
>It's not until the Ursa Minor is out of sight do you stop firing the Kamehameha blast.
>You tiredly laugh to yourself, you won.
>Your about to fall to the ground when suddenly ponies catch and begin to throw you into the air.
>Even though it hurts your aching body you don'y stop them.
>This is the first time you've felt welcome by the poines since you arrived.
>And it felt good
To Be Continued...

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> Where the hell are you?
> The last thing you remember was going to sleep after a normal day.
> And yet here you are standing in what looks like a forest.
Hello anybody here!
> Nothing...
> You begin to walk through the forest.
> After about an hour you find yourself on a hill over looking a brightly colored town.
> You make your way town.
> Right off the bat you can tell something is wrong.
> For starters there are a bunch of brightly colored p0nys walking and talking around.
> And two, you haven't seen a single human being.
> All the p0nys are giving are starring at you like your some sort of monster.
> And yet you keep walking through, not giving a fuck.
> Fuck it!
> You walk over to a gray pony with derped eyes.
Excuse me but do you know where I am.
>" You're in Ponyville.", The gray pony said.
Oh thank you.
> Still not a clue where you are.
> You keep walking around town hoping to find something to tell you where Ponyville is in relation to
America.
> At some point a female purple unicorn beings to follow you.
> From what you've seen of p0nies you can tell the difference between male and female.
> You don't mind it at first but when a notepad and pencil start floating in the air and start taking notes you get a little annoyed.
> This continues for about a minute until you stop and decide to talk to this p0ny.
Excuse but can I help you.
> She seems surprised that you can talk.
>"Umm... Could you by any chance tell me what you are?" She asked.
I'm human.
> You take it that this is the first time they have seen a human.
>"Ok... human... got it... Umm... where are you from?"
Earth... Are we not on Earth?
>"We're in Equestria... How did you get here."
No idea.
>"Well it's getting late... Do you have a home or something?"
Nope, just got here.
>"Well you could stay at my house for the night."
That seems like a good idea.
>After a couple of minutes of walking you arrive at a tree that appears to have been turned into a home.
>You both go inside.
>You spend about an hour telling her of humans and Earth.
>You can tell that Earth's history is frightening to her.
>You ask about Equestria.
>She then spends close to two hours telling of Equestria's history.
>You learn all about Celestia and Luna, Discord, the earth p0nies, pegesi, unicorns, the basics of magic, and creatures of Equestria.
Wow that's interesting.
>"Thanks for telling me about your history... Umm... What's your name?"
Anon... You?
>" Twilight Sparkle."
> You think that's a weird name but Anon probably sounds just as weird.
>"It's getting late, I think we should both go to sleep."
> You agree.
> You spend the night sleeping on couch but you don't get much sleep.
> You wake up early in the morning and get ready for the day because something tells you you're going be here for awhile.
>Two weeks Later.
>You've gotten used to life in Equestria.
> At first many ponies were scared of you but now they seem to accept you.
> You've become friends with the Mane 6.
> Both Fluttershy and Applejack have tried to rape you a few times but their plans aren't very good.
> You've got Rarity to make you some clothes similar to the ones you came to Equestria in.
> You've become bros with Rainbow Dash and mostly drink and workout with her.
> Pinkie Pie is also your friend.
> You meet with Twilight once a week to talk about Earth and Equestria.
> You look forward to these meetings.
> You earn your bits by doing odd jobs around town.
> You are at one of these meetings with Twilight right now.
> Twilight is mostly talking about how unicorns use magic.
> A question pops into your head.
Hey Twilight, do you think that it's possible for me to learn magic?
> She thinks about for a little bit.
>"Maybe... From what you told it sounds like humans have lost that power but I suppose it's possible.
>After the meeting you go to your new home and get ready to learn magic.
> It's been a week since you started trying to learn magic and you've gotten nowhere.
>You've mostly been meditating, trying to draw out the magic.
> The rape attempts are beginning to take their toll.
> Due to the fact that you have no one to talk to about it you have created a second personality with whom you have conversations.
> Wow you are really not good at this.
Shut up.
> Well I'm just saying you've been going at this for a week and you've gone nowhere.
I don't see you trying.
> I'm trying, I'm you remember.
Oh yeah...
> I bet you feel stupid right now. Ha ha.
> Your second personality is kinda an asshole.
SHUT UP!
> Make me. Oh right you can't cause I'm a a voice in your head.
SHUT! UP!!!
> Suddenly a feeling rushes through your body that you've never felt before.
Did you feel that?
>Yeah I did. What the hell was that?
Magic?
>You run to Twilight's house as fast a possible.
>Seeing as how most of the work you do is physical labor plus you workout with Rainbow Dash, you get there in no time.
> You burst in without knocking because you're so excited.
> "Anon what are you-"
Twilight! I think I just did magic!
> She seems surprised by this.
> "Try it again and this time I'll see if I could sense it."
> You quickly start meditating trying to draw on that power you felt.
> You get nothing.
> Keep trying but get nothing.
> What's the matter buddy, got cold feet?
>You begin rage when suddenly that earlier power starts to flow through you again.
> This time you hold on to it.
Twilight! I got it!
> "I don't sense anything." Twilight said with a surprise.
Huh?
> "I don't sense any magic coming from you."
> You're so shocked that you let go of the power and it fades away.
But I-
> "Anon are you ok? You don't look so well." Twilight said with concern.
What? No! you have to believe me I felt something!
> "I know it must be hard moving to a new land and adjusting but-"
> You cut her off once you realize what she's implying.
No! I'm telling you I felt something! I'm not crazy.
> You tell her buddy!
Shut up!
> "Anon you're starting to scare me, I think maybe you should go to the hospital." Twilight said showing real concern.
No! I'll be back once I master this power.
> Not waiting another second you burst out the door and run back to your house.
> Once you make it back home you try to harness this power that you felt.
> You don't shower and you hardly sleep for a week.
> All you do is try to control this power that's inside you.
> The only company you have is the voice in your head.
> Suddenly you hear a knock at the door.
> You open it and see that Mane 6.
> "Anon you've been acting really strange lately and not the funny ha ha strange but more of weird creepy strange." Pinkie Pie said.
> "Yeah bro what's been going on with you lately?" Rainbow Dash said.
Can't talk right now, mastering the unknown energy that's flowing through my body.
> You try to close the door but a hoof gets in the way.
> Suddenly the Mane 6 burst through the door and grab you.
> "Anon we're doing this for your own good!"
No! Let me go I'm not crazy!
> Yeah I, the voice inside his head, vouch for him.
Shut up!
> They start to drag you to the nearest hospital.
> Thanks to Twilight's magic to can't move a muscle and now she's carrying you through the air.
> You realize that there's only one way to escape now.
> You quickly try to tap into that unknown power inside you in the hopes that it can free you.
> You quickly try to get angry because all the times before when you activated it you were angry.
> You feel the power flow through you and you notice that you can slightly move again.
> Now it's time to unleash your full power.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
> "Anon what in tarnation are you doing." asked Applejack.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>Suddenly Twilight gasp.
> "What's wrong Twilight!" asked Fluttershy.
> "I'm having trouble holding him!" Replied Twilight.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!
>You break free from Twilight's magic and force from breaking free created a shock wave that knocked everyp0ny back a few feet.
> They were all surprised but now they are even more now that they got a look at the powered up Anon.
> Your appearance didn't change but your entire body is now covered in bluish white flames.
I know what this power is.
> "What is it?" asked Twilight still in awe of what was happening in front of her.
It's ki.
> It's been a week since the first time you power-upped
> The Mane 6 apologized for thinking you were insane.
> Since then you're life has gone back to normal.
> Eat at sugarcube corner with Pinkie
> Help Applejack at the farm.
> Ask Rarity if she could make some clothes that could withstand your ki, the powering up ripped your clothes up a bit.
> Work out with your bro Rainbow Dash.
> And Study ki with Twilight.
> Things seem to be going just great.

> You're just chilling at house after a hard day of work .
> Suddenly the ground starts to shake.
> You run outside to see what's going on.
> A Ursa Minor is attacking Ponyville
> You're first thought to go get Twilight so she can deal with him but you remember that she along with the rest of the Mane 6 went to Canterlot to go see the Princesses.
> Hey what are waiting for go kick that thing's ass
Are you crazy?
> You're the only one who can stand a chance against it aren't you?
Well yeah but-
> So go fight it already cause ever second you wait more of Ponyville gets destroyed.
> The voice inside your head is right you are the only one who can stop this.
>Get ready Anon cause you're about to fight a Ursa Minor
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlZxchPWbKY
>You don't waste a second more.
>You power-up to 100%
>You take a quick look at your clothes and sure enough they seem to be taking your power-upped quite well.
>You thank Rarity for that.
>Now the fight begins.
HEY! YOU BIG STUPID BEAR! I'M YOUR NEW OPPONENT!
>This catches the Ursa Minors attention
>You charge at it.
>You jump up and hit square in the chest.
>It takes a few steps back and roars in pain you can tell that your attack worked.
>You land, this time you jump even higher and knee the beast right in the chin.
>That only made it angry, before you land the Ursa Minor hits you with it's arm sending you flying into the bell tower.
>You're no stranger to pain but that was definitely the worst pain you have ever felt.
>Before you have time to react the Ursa Minor smashes the bell tower with you inside .
>That won't stop you, you jump out of the remains of the bell tower and use a round house that Chuck Norris would be proud of right on the temple of the Ursa Minor.
> This stumbles the giant beast but it's not enough.
>Just as you land the Ursa Minor tries to stomp on you but dodge it just at the last second.
>You're starting to run low on energy while the beast still has plenty of fight left in him.
>You realize that you got only option left.
>(Don't open pic)
>You had been practicing this in secret and now it was time to use it.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>You spent a long time trying to learn how to use this and control it.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>All those long hours of practice are about to come down to this.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>If this doesn't work then it means the end of Ponyville.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>The Power has built up to a point you can barely control. It's time.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>(Open the pic)
> The blast hits the Ursa Minor right in the chest, the Ursa Minor is then slowly being lifted off the ground from the continuing blast.
>The Ursa Minor is flying back thanks to the blast but you keep it going.
>It's not until the Ursa Minor is out of sight do you stop firing the Kamehameha blast.
>You tiredly laugh to yourself, you won.
>Your about to fall to the ground when suddenly ponies catch and begin to throw you into the air.
>Even though it hurts your aching body you don'y stop them.
>This is the first time you've felt welcome by the poines since you arrived.
>And it felt good

To Be Continued...

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