Title:           Anon "bangs" a pony
Author:          SomethingWicked
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/PWNHvqr7
First Edit:      Monday 27th of July 2015 12:28:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 27th of July 2015 12:28:30 AM CDT

I'll show you!
>Anon picks the marshmallow pony up high above his head.
>He shakes her up and down like a huge fluffy can of soda.
>"W-woah! H-heEeEey, put me dOwn!"
"Sorry, breathmint, but it's already started!"
>Anon continues to shake the urinal-cake green pone until her lunch threatens to make a return trip.
>Anon stops his assault, and swings the now green in the cheeks pony over his shoulder, with her butt angled down towards the earth.
>She utters guttural groans for mercy, but Anon was having none of it.
>He wraps a palm around minty's tail.
>He would bang this pone.
>He waited for the opportune moment, when he could feel her stomach descend as it's contents slid back in.
>Then, with the might of a thousand horsefucker boners, we ripped on her tail.
>The next few moments were lost to a blur.
>With a deafening bang, Anon and his little pony were lost in a cloud of confetti, streamers and smoke that still stank of gunpowder.
>When the smoke cleared, the entire town square was buried under three feet of cheap, colourful paper, glitter, and assorted sweets.
>Anon poked his head out, and unfucked himself from the aftermath of what looked like if Pinkie and the physical manifestation of a party had a mindblowing orgasm together.
>Speaking of mindblowing orgasms, Lyra was limp and panting huskily on the ground.
>Her tongue lolled out, a deep crimson blush was over her cheeks and the most dopey, druggy looking smile you had ever seen plastered over her face.
>Anon doesn't normally bang ponies.
>But when he does, he makes sure everybody knows.