Title:           Telekinesis Side Story: Waterslide
Author:          SomeOtherAnon
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First Edit:      Friday 6th of December 2013 11:07:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 6th of December 2013 11:07:28 PM CDT

>You dust off your hands, your work complete.
>The entire waterslide is now aflame.
>It looks much better this way!
>You were stricken with inspiration in the middle of the night, so you stopped being in Canterlot, and started being in Ponyville.
>Then you set the entire waterslide on fire, to see what it looked like.
>Evidently, pretty cool!
>You feel a tug on your shirt.
>"Anon, you do realise that your waterslide is made of wood, don't you?"
"Yes, Pinkie. I did realise that."
>"Wood burns."
"Oh."
>Well that's a bit of a problem then.
>What's the point of having a flaming waterslide if it's not going to withstand being on fire?
>You sit, and think.
>Water isn't flammable. You could make the waterslide out of that.
>But, then again, how would you replace the wood with water?
>You'll just have to displace it somehow.
"I'd like a glass of water, please."
>A short while later, and Pinkie returns with a glass of water.
>You pour it onto the ground, and start filling the glass with space.
>Once you've gotten about a waterslide's worth, you brush the rest of the space off the top of the glass, and head towards the end of the waterslide.
>After the water runs out of slide, it just sort of pours out into the ground.
>The ground's pretty big, so this shouldn't cause any problems.
>At any rate, you hold the glass under the runoff, and water starts to fill the glass.
>It takes a few minutes, but eventually the glass is filled.
"Pinkie!"
>She is by your side.
>"Yes Annie?"
"Could you get me a tube of some sort? I need it because reasons."
>She disappears, and in almost no time at all, returns with a cardboard tube.
"Perfect!"
>You stab one end of the tube into the slide, and the other end into the ground.
>The apparatus is complete!
>You wobble and flow over to the start of the slide.
>You touch the edge of the glass to this end of the slide, and pour the water into it.
>As more water gets poured in, the wood gets pushed further down the slide, into the cardboard tube, and into the ground.
>After a few minutes of pouring, you've replaced the entire slide with water.
>You now have a flaming water waterslide.
>It looks just as cool as you imagined.
>Another tug on your shirt.
>You turn to Pinkie, and put on a quizzical expression.
>"Now the water's going into the slide."
"Yes?"
>"The water isn't flowing over the slide."
>That's bad.
>Now you have to somehow separate the water that the slide is made of, from the water that's meant to be flowing over it.
>Hmm.
>You decide to just freeze the slide.
>You stick your arm in to the waterslide, up to the elbow.
>Then, you take as much heat out of the water as you can grab.
>All the heat goes into your arm, which starts to feel uncomfortably warm, then excruciatingly hot.
>You drag your arm from one side of the slide to the other, taking all the heat as you go.
>The water freezes as you go, and once you reach the end, your arm feels like it's on fire.
>You tear your arm out of the slide, and throw all the heat into the Everfree Forest.
>As it's quite a bit of heat, the air combusts at the heat moves through it.
>It lands somewhere else, and that's good enough for you.
>You stand back and admire your flaming ice waterslide.
>The water flows as it should, and the fire stays where you put it.
>Only now does it occur to you that it probably would've been much easier to just hold the slide very, very still.
>Since heat is just vibrations and such, holding it still would have cooled it down to freezing.
>Ah well, you'll remember that for the next time you need to freeze something.
>You waltz over to the start of the slide again, and ride it.
>Wheeee!
>Waterslides are still fun.
>Now all it needs is a stamp of approval.
>You walk up to the side of the library, and press yourself really hard against it.
>You melt through the wood grain, and end up inside the library.
>You grab a quill and a piece of paper, and inscribe a seal of approval.
"APPROVED BY"
"ANON YTRII MOUS"
"SEAL OF QUALITY"
>Beautiful.
>You leap out of Twilight's bedroom window, onto the waterslide, and ride it 'til the end.
>It's still fun!
>You fly off the end, and stop being in mid air
>And start being back at the start of the slide, outside the library.
>You lick the back of the seal of approval, and slap it onto the slide.
>The ice cold surface of the slide freezes the saliva solid, affixing the seal.
>Your work in Ponyville done, you stop being there
>And start being back in Canterlot.
>You stealthily slide your way back into your corner, curl up, and go back to sleep.