Title:           Journal 1
Author:          SnowBlind
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8X8FyH9F
First Edit:      Saturday 18th of January 2014 03:26:48 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of January 2014 03:26:48 PM CDT

Well, this train ride is going to take a while, so I might as well use this journal I was given.
 
Not too long ago I woke up here in Equestria. "Wow! How awesome is this!" Should have been the words going through my mind. Ha, no. First thing I realized was that I lost... well... my first thought in this world was such:
 
"OH MY GOD I HAVE A VAGINA. M-MUH DICK, WHAT HAPPENED?" Yes, as it turned out I went from a 5'7" human male to a don'tknow'don'tcare" unicorn mare. How doesn't matter, what mattered was how this would effect me. Positively. Holy shit, I can have lesbian horse sex now...
 
Anyway, the story for me so far is that I wound up suddenly and violently being teleported/transformed to Equestria, where I was given a rather prompt greeting from Royal Guards and they gave me the heads up. Apparently there are other horsefuckers here from /mlp/.
 
Don't know how I feel about this. I might be fucked.
 
I was given this pack of basic shit and a train ticket. Turns out, we "escapists" aren't that much welcome in proper Equestria because of our numbers and apparently our "lewdness". What lewdness? Just because I want to cum inside a bat pone (well, can't really do that now without a dick) means I'm a threat to Equestrian society? Anyway, the train ticket went to one of the many /mlp/ colonies out there called Four Cannon. I swear, if they don't literally have four cannons in the town...
 
The last thing I was informed of before I left was the fact that I needed a name change. I get it, so I told them to write me down as Snow Blind (Ha, get it? Because I like winter and Snow and there's Snowdrop and she's blind? Mein sides... fuck, I need friends).
 
So I got on this train. And I'm off. What now?
 
We'll see.