Title:           [script] Tricks for Kids
Author:          Smutomancer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hvXHNpRf
First Edit:      Monday 4th of August 2014 04:52:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of August 2014 04:52:47 PM CDT

Tricks for Kids
Young boy's parents are out on a date and he's been left home alone for the first time. He calls a prostitute, and has to convince her to stay when she arrives. He's not entirely sure what he's supposed to do.
[ss, m/f, prostitution]
 
 
 
 
[knock at the door]
Hmm? OH! Oh my gosh, s-she's here. Okay, okay. Play it cool. Just gotta play it cool.
 
[coughs to clear throat, door creaking open sound]
[trying to sound suave] Well hello, beautiful.
 
Wait! Come back, come back! I have money! Please Miss Prosti-
[mouth gets muffled, door slams shut]
 
W-what was that for?
 
Oh. Yeah, I guess it would be bad if the neighbors heard. Sorry, it's my first ti-
 
No, don't leave!
 
I've been saving up for months! Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters; I sold half my Pokemon cards to get enough money.
 
[proudly] Two-hundred and seven dollars and forty-one cents!
 
N-not enough? Well, how much do you usually charge?
 
F-five hundred dollars? An HOUR?  Holy shit! [gasps in shock]
 
[almost in a whisper] I-I'm sorry.
 
I shouldn't have, um...
 
[in a small voice]I said a bad word.
 
Stop it! Stop laughing! What's so funny about- Just stop laughing!
 
I am not cute!
 
Just get out of here if you're going to-  discount?  You really mean it!? Awesome, um, my bedroom is right over here!
 
Okay, so, um... what happens now?
 
I thought you were done with the laughing. I already told you I've never done this before.
 
The boss? Oh, yeah. I am the boss. So, um, you do what I say!
 
What do I want? Uh... c-can I see your, you know... [whispers shyly] boobs??
 
Really? Cool! I mean, yeah, that's good. That's real good.
 
[ooo's and ah's as he gets a strip tease]
Oh, oh wow. You're amazing! Your, your [whispers the next word] boobs are, they're so big.
 
I can touch them? Th-thank you!
 
Holy- Uh, I mean, wow! How can they be so soft? They make want to just, to just-
 
[suckling sounds for a few moments]
 
[mouth full]Hmmph?
What are you doing with my?
 
[gasp]
Fuck me, that feels gooood~
 
Bad word? Lady, I don't even care anymore. Just don't stop moving your hand.
Ah! That's so much better than when I do it.
 
Something better? I don't see how anything could be better than-
 
[gasps and heavy breathing] [if you can edit in slurping sounds at the same time, please do so]
Oh my- God, your tongue. Please, please keep-  Hnng- That's the best- fuck- how can it feel so-
 
AH! [orgasms]
 
[labored breathing for several moments]
 
Y-you are... you are amazing. I feel so dizzy.
 
Why are you getting dressed?
 
Oh, times up? Yeah, I bet you get a lot of work.
 
Yes! You were great!
 
[door creaks open]
Miss!
 
Um, I just wanted to say... thank you.
 
[door closes]
 
I have got to do that again some time.
Oh? Oh man, she forgot the money...